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Hepativore said:
It is only a matter of time before we start seeing advertisements for specific brands of HRT or models of post-SRS medical devices on television and streaming services.

Pooner rotdog-pumps could go two ways...they feature people dancing around and laughing while Enya music plays in the background like they do with feminine hygiene/douche commercials only with pooners instead of women. The boxes that the rotdog pumps would come in would be decorated with floral prints or pastels.

Or...they could try going the angle of appealing to the pooner delusions of being men and make rotdog commercials with a male announcer that has a quasi-yelling voice complete with a soundtrack of loud guitar riffs and an overlay of random explosions, much like Brawndo commercials from the movie, Idiocracy. They could put racing stripes or tigers on the packaging to sell the illusion of virility even more to the pooner crowd.
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They'd probably be overtly masculine, while being subtly feminine because at the end of the day your target market is women, so think axe bodyspray.
 
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Hepativore said:
In a way, the "pump" is almost like the ones you saw in shoes that had the air pump like Air Jordans. The pump mechanism is implanted in their makeshift "scrotums" that have been fashioned from the labia of the vulva.

So, basically, after getting their vaginas burned out and sewn shut, the only way a post-phalloplasty pooner can have sex is with her makeshift "dick" that she has to inflate like an obscene flesh balloon. As phalloplasty results vary widely and come with a whole host of complications, many post-phalloplasty pooners cannot have sex at all anymore due to their rotdogs not working, or no longer having any sensation...and this is assuming they can even find partners who would be interested in their mutilated rotdogs.
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You seem to be an expert on the subject so I have to ask, is a metoidioplasty better or worse than a phalloplasty? Is having a tiny micropenis less harmful in the long run than having inert flesh stapled to your crotch?
 
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scathefire said:
You seem to be an expert on the subject so I have to ask, is a metoidioplasty better or worse than a phalloplasty? Is having a tiny micropenis less harmful in the long run than having inert flesh stapled to your crotch?
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From what I understand, since they do not try routing the urethra through it, the enlarged clitoris that results from the metoidioplasty results in less damage to the urinary tract, but because of the fact that much of the supporting bulbs of the clitoris are internal, there is a high risk for loss of sensitivity of the glans clitoris not to mention the fact that it is uncomfortable for women when its large size is causing it to constantly rub on clothing, causing irritation.

Also, the "penis" resulting from a metoidioplasty is often not large or firm enough to use for penetrative sex.
 
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Hepativore said:
From what I understand, since they do not try routing the urethra through it, the enlarged clitoris that results from the metoidioplasty results in less damage to the urinary tract, but because of the fact that much of the supporting bulbs of the clitoris are internal, there is a high risk for loss of sensitivity of the glans clitoris not to mention the fact that it is uncomfortable for women when its large size is causing it to constantly rub on clothing, causing irritation.

Also, the "penis" resulting from a metoidioplasty is often not large or firm enough to use for penetrative sex.
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Sometimes they do reroute the urethra through it though. Imo at least it's the original flesh and has less chance of straight up failing and falling off, but as we have seen in the SRS thread there are still possible complications from scarring (nerve damage, tightening of skin, etc). One woman had it done and the finished product looked like someone used a rat scrotum as chewing gum
 
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pink cigarettes said:
Sometimes they do reroute the urethra through it though. Imo at least it's the original flesh and has less chance of straight up failing and falling off, but as we have seen in the SRS thread there are still possible complications from scarring (nerve damage, tightening of skin, etc). One woman had it done and the finished product looked like someone used a rat scrotum as chewing gum
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Since the urethra is much shorter in women, that often introduces a whole host of urinary complications, and if it is lengthened as is often the case in pooners bottom surgery, this has an even higher chance to cause issues.

I have to deal with pooner coworkers a lot at my current job that I am leaving on Monday of next week, and they have a lot of pooner friends that come in as well, so sometimes my workplace is a never-ending parade of pooners in various states of self-destructive HRT and surgical scarring. As I encounter pooners much more often than troons, I am sadly more familiar with the former than the latter.
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
I can't believe people willingly get this shit done.
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During the latter part of the 20th century, indignant and horrified Boomers of both sexes were desperate to stop the unpleasant and unsexy aspects of aging that they were experiencing. Penile implants and HRT R&D took off to meet the demand. In the early 2000s I saw a video of a very happy elderly man (easily 70+) demonstrating his newly installed robo-hardon with complete joy. (In addition to the pump in the balls versions there were snap together ones that men massaged and pinched into place back then too.) There were "Ask your doctor if testosterone therapy is right for you" commercials on TV. HRT for women (advertised in magazines) promised to hold vaginal atrophy and other age related indignities at bay. Until it was discovered that HRT might give you breast cancer or strokes if you had been a smoker. For some men, viagra could induce blue vision, fierce headaches, even sudden blindness if you were particularly unlucky. Penile implant surgery was very risky and without guarantees. But still got takers.

All the goodies that are available for trans healthcare now started with Boomers not wanting to age naturally and/or give up their sex lives. Chasing the coom until the day you drop dead (and even when it turns into Russian Roulette) is socially expected now. And it is pretty amazing what lengths people will go to get what they feel they need when it comes to that.
 
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Cloaca Rimjob said:
I know this is a nasty topic..... How would it work though? are you basically spacedocking dead flesh to get to the vagina?
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They get a ball pump installed on their fake scrotum and pump it by squishing it like one of those old blood pressure devices doctors used
Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
Could you imagine getting w/ someone and they gotta pump their shit up lol.
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In the most froggy voice: "hold up my dood I have to get haaaaard!"

*squeaky toy noises*

"Almost there dood!"

*sound of rotdog exploding*
 
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Salvador Dali said:
I still have not managed to create pooner art work as grotesque as how pooners depict themselves. I think its because I try to make my pooner art more fun and light-hearted. When you look at pooner artwork made by actual pooners, you can practically feel the self-hatred and insecurity radiating from the artist
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I've been saying this forever. The in-house pooner shit just doesn't measure up to the absolute mental illness induced depravity that pooners create. No one other than the pooners themselves can truly capture how fucking horrific it all is. It's like how when you look through the tranny sideshow or L posting threads, nothing you could come up with yourself can match the fucking insanity these freaks happily own up to and show off.

It's like trying to come up with an intentionally shitty creepy pasta/fanfic. You just can't beat Jeff The Killer or My Immortal.
 
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pink cigarettes said:
Cross-posting from SRS thread with the great hope that someone here will make pooner art of her surgery and tattoo fantasy vs the reality outcome
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Spraying graffiti on a damaged bodypanel of a car is only going to make it look shittier, and the same goes for human body parts.
 
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Hepativore said:
This one is art drawn by a pooner as "thanks" to her surgeon for getting her breasts hacked off. Because of the simplistic art style, I wonder if it was done by somebody in junior high which has some very grotesque implications...

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oh my fucking god... oh my god. This is horrifying. they really are chopping young girls' breasts off like it's hair, eeh? oh my god... Funny thing is that when they do wanna go back, they'll lose an important aspect to their bodies of being a woman, and that'll fuck them up. an ex-pooner friend is now fucking elated she didnt chop them off and can, like, have boobs. like yay I've boobs and they look fucking amazing.

Top surgery (basically unnecessary masectomies ) are mutilation. do you think women with breast cancer who've had to have it are happy to have their hardship compared to some pooner?

edit: I remember some fucking retard troontard be like "but this hospital refuses to perform top surgery on trans patients despite having performed the same surgery on cis women" and I was like, are you... did you get a lobotomy? you did not just nearly equate breast cancer and women having their breasts removed to keep fucking LIVING to some dumbass retard nonbin hoe being like "omg I dont like my body im so insecure, maybe I should chop my titties off? uwu trans". Like, I actually think top surgery (calling it that to differentiate it from the masectomies breast cancer patients get, and because trannies call it that all the time) should be denied. like, flat no. fuck you idgaf about no trans rights. you keep your fucking healthy C cups, bitch. you'll thank us transphobes later when you grow out of it. My friend is certainly thankful she didnt do it and can now flaunt what she's got.
 
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tZir said:
oh my fucking god... oh my god. This is horrifying. they really are chopping young girls' breasts off like it's hair, eeh? oh my god... Funny thing is that when they do wanna go back, they'll lose an important aspect to their bodies of being a woman, and that'll fuck them up. an ex-pooner friend is now fucking elated she didnt chop them off and can, like, have boobs. like yay I've boobs and they look fucking amazing.

Top surgery (basically unnecessary masectomies ) are mutilation. do you think women with breast cancer who've had to have it are happy to have their hardship compared to some pooner?

edit: I remember some fucking retard troontard be like "but this hospital refuses to perform top surgery on trans patients despite having performed the same surgery on cis women" and I was like, are you... did you get a lobotomy? you did not just nearly equate breast cancer and women having their breasts removed to keep fucking LIVING to some dumbass retard nonbin hoe being like "omg I dont like my body im so insecure, maybe I should chop my titties off? uwu trans". Like, I actually think top surgery (calling it that to differentiate it from the masectomies breast cancer patients get, and because trannies call it that all the time) should be denied. like, flat no. fuck you idgaf about no trans rights. you keep your fucking healthy C cups, bitch. you'll thank us transphobes later when you grow out of it. My friend is certainly thankful she didnt do it and can now flaunt what she's got.
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It is not just that, but because of the "quick and dirty" nature of mastectomies that they often perform on pooners, it can result in massive scarring and constant pain or numbness from permanent nerve damage or even scarring of the underlying pectoral muscles.
 
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Idk1990 said:
This must be fake…but what if it’s not?

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Lil pooner gets used as flashlight by seven dudes for the gender euphoria. Also thinks T is birth control.
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Did these dudes fuck each other at all? She doesn't say anything about that. I know she says they were bisexual, but it just sounds like a bunch of straight dudes who tricked a stupid woman into sex. If she thought this through, she would realise this means they don't actually see her as a man and her "gender euphoria" would evaporate. But if she was capable of thinking things through she probably wouldn't have gotten her tits chopped off anyway.

I like that even the other pooners in the replies are calling her a retard. She's delusional even by pooner standards.
 
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