Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

"Daddy, what did you do with you AI credits? Did you try to cure mummy's cancer, Daddy?"

"Well..."

hmu when your album drops on iTunes. I got you boo

 

[WelperHelper99]

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I guess Patrick does give us the most divorced man in the world, but not in the way he means. Instead of accepting his first, best wife's correct assessment that he is a worthless man and unfit to be a father, and killing himself, he had his mind completely broken and turned into the Man of Pig.

Pat has little place to talk of divorce. Remember, he got divorced for threatening his pregnant wife and then went to give up his parental rights.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

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I think this xeet is kind of telling on himself that he just makes shit up out of fat air. He says Biden has more support than Trump but the media is keeping it a secret. How the fuck does he know that then if the media isn’t telling anyone about it? Hah gotcha piggy.

FatAnon

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

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>*pig squealing sound*
>YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
>*fart sound followed by a sustained ebonic sheeeeiiit sound*
>102.3
>*DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA.wav*
>REAL PAT FM
>*fatrick saying chiiiiiiiiiiiiild sound*
>WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT RAGE OINKS, EMPTY THREATS, AND PROMISES OF PRISON
>*half-door-getting-kicked-in sound*
>*police siren mixed with porcine shrieking sound*
>THIS AIN'T YOUR STALKER'S STATION
>*imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing*

Very tempted to make this a reality.

 

[bile demon]

Why would this happen six months after Pat's mother-in-law paid his debt to end the contempt hearing?

"Your Honor, my client is fat and I would not have sex with him represent him."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Pat and sexy are words that should never mix.

Unless the context is, "Patrick is not sexy, and I find him morbidly obese."

 

[WelperHelper99]

Unless the context is, "Patrick is not sexy, and I find him morbidly obese."

Agreed. Anything else is haram and deserves beatings. He's so fucking fat.

 

[Judge Holden]

Unless the context is, "Patrick is sexy, and I want to watch the entire milwaukee PD take turns forcibly fucking him in the ass as polka music plays while he sobs and begs for mercy"

FTFY

 

[Marble Jack]

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>*pig squealing sound*
>YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
>*fart sound followed by a sustained ebonic sheeeeiiit sound*
>102.3
>*DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA.wav*
>REAL PAT FM
>*fatrick saying chiiiiiiiiiiiiild sound*
>WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT RAGE OINKS, EMPTY THREATS, AND PROMISES OF PRISON
>*half-door-getting-kicked-in sound*
>*police siren mixed with porcine shrieking sound*
>THIS AIN'T YOUR STALKER'S STATION
>*imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing*

That's exactly this Milwaukee station: https://1029thehog.com/

 

[KingOfGains]

Don't worry, five more minutes of exposure to Piggy will fix that.

I only wish that was true. But Kerry is exactly like Pat. Fat, arrogant, aggressive, way too sure of himself, thinks he's funny/smart. Makes lame af fuck jokes. Biden loyalist. Yells at people who don't care about Covid anymore. Probably a drunk too. They're going to be best friends sadly. Maybe they'll tag team Nikki and Jackie.

 

[Maude Snew]

The pig definitely senses the walls closing in.

The walls are closing in as he is constantly and visibly getting fatter. Enjoy prison in your wife's house because you're too fat to get through the door.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

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>*pig squealing sound*
>YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
>*fart sound followed by a sustained ebonic sheeeeiiit sound*
>102.3
>*DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA.wav*
>REAL PAT FM
>*fatrick saying chiiiiiiiiiiiiild sound*
>WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT RAGE OINKS, EMPTY THREATS, AND PROMISES OF PRISON
>*half-door-getting-kicked-in sound*
>*police siren mixed with porcine shrieking sound*
>THIS AIN'T YOUR STALKER'S STATION
>*imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing*

A rough draft, if you will.

EDIT: Door kick is a little loud. My bad.

 

[Judge Holden]

Fats back online and is endearing himselves to the normies of xitter once again

Not sure we even nee....HOLY FUCKING SHIT

That's exactly this Milwaukee station: https://1029thehog.com/

NIGGA I WAS LITERALLY FUCKING LISTENING TO THIS RADIO STATION RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND AND AN AD ABOUT LEGALLY DEFENDING AGAINST ONLINE STALKERS LITERALLY JUST AIRED ON IT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE MERGE IS NIGH

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

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A rough draft, if you will.

EDIT: Door kick is a little loud. My bad.

A good start, but the announcer needs to be way more amped up.

 

[McMitch]

That’s some pretty big talk from someone we know is functionally (fat-tually?) illiterate.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

A good start, but the announcer needs to be way more amped up.

For sure. If anyone cares to record the announcer parts I can drop them into the multitrack. That was just what I could find quickly for free. If someone has a sub to an AI voice cloner, might be able to do something there.

Ideally a "chiiiiiiiiild" would be good, but is what it is youtube

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

NIGGA I WAS LITERALLY FUCKING LISTENING TO THIS RADIO STATION RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND AND AN AD ABOUT LEGALLY DEFENDING AGAINST ONLINE STALKERS LITERALLY JUST AIRED ON IT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE MERGE IS NIGH

So with all the dependencies on AI and other stupid shit, it's highly likely that fatrick's tweets alone have caused some system somewhere to determine that Milwaukee has a huge stalker problem, causing ad dollars to be spent.

 

[Judge Holden]

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A rough draft, if you will.

EDIT: Door kick is a little loud. My bad.

Almost exactly what I had in mind, only improvement I would suggest is sampling DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA from the fat swaTTing audio for that specific segment

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

Almost exactly what I had in mind, only improvement I would suggest is sampling DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA from the fat swaTTing audio for that specific segment

For sure. I was poking around through the Josiah audio and didn't see anything like that, and didn't immediately think to check the swatting video (of which I can no longer locate). I have not been in the orbit of the Pattiverse very long.

 

[Associate Rick]

For sure. I was poking around through the Josiah audio and didn't see anything like that, and didn't immediately think to check the swatting video (of which I can no longer locate). I have not been in the orbit of the Pattiverse very long.

Here's the clip

The full version