"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Quintus]

I understand why Josh gets annoyed about sticker notifications, he's the admin of the site and he gets hundreds of reacts to his posts. But the average user does not have this kind of experience. To the average user it feels nice to log in and see you got 4 or 5 likes on your post from last night. I think it's a good way to encourage people to post more often than they maybe would.

I can understand that sentiment. Though I must admit I never paid stickers much mind.

 

[Null]

Guys, we have like 4 threads for this, stop shitting up MATI with it.

 

[Pomniman]

Okay, I think you’ve gone way to philosophical with your watching. It’s a movie satire of the cynical forces of media, money and international corporations on society, not Heidegger’s Being in Time. It’s about corporate and human accountability in the media.

However Chayefsky’s handwritten note on early scripts probably sun it up best, “the destruction of a buccaneering independent TV HOTSHOT by surrendering his identity, patriotism and self to the dehumanized multinational conglomerate” — nothing less than “FAUST + MEPHISTOPHELES today.”

This does leave me the opportunity to mention the Howard Beale character’s announcement he was going to blow his brains out live on-air was actually inspired by anchorwoman Christine Chubbuck who did just that in 1974 while Paddy was working on his script.

https://lostmediawiki.com/Christine_Chubbuck_(partially_found_on-air_suicide_footage_of_television_news_reporter;_1974)

The literal message and intentions were clear enough, but it's completely backwards to say it should only be seen on that level considering the way the movie itself phrases and presents these things. Intended or not, the whole thing pretty much serves as an invitation for its own skin to be peeled off with the same implements demonstrated to the viewer.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

As much as we frown upon it societally, it is what it is, it's part of human nature.

We don't finish second puberty and become as safely prepared as we can be for childbirth until age 25, the same age when both men and women finish brain development. We end up with fully widened hips, you guys get weeded out for blossoming schizophrenia, it's a win/win. Lusting after kids of any age range isn't naturally conducive to successful reproduction for a laundry list of scientifically objective reasons, if the moral ones aren't enough. Widespread behavior doesn't make something natural, much like many other things humans have been doing for thousands of years, such as making and wearing clothes. Animals as we are, we're a very different beast that started breaking the rules of nature shortly after we discovered cooking.

TL;DR: Wanting to fuck kids isn't natural, it's social defect that impedes reproduction that would otherwise result in healthy offspring.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Guys, we have like 4 threads for this, stop shitting up MATI with it.

Only if you tell people they can turn sticker notifications off next episode, and ban the people in the chat spamming "RUSSIAN POOTIS" JOSH.

 

[waffle]

>unironically thinking a Chicago area “community organizer” with a Ivy League Education wasn’t already working with the system

That’s the most retarded take I’ve heard all week and I volunteer to help the retarded.

Dear Janny is a little younger than most of us and the "normal guy" veneer the media put on Obama at the time may have been only a millimeter thick, but it was a resilient as titanium.

For all his flaws Glenn Beck has done some excellent work on Obama that shows he has been a committed communist since atleat the 1970's. The organizations he started his career with were direct legacies of things like the weather underground and his mentors were all terrorist nut-jobs like Bill Ayers.

 

[Null]

Glenn Beck threw living frogs into boiling pots of water on national television to make points that didn't work. He was insane. All of the conservative pundits on FOX were fucking losers and that's why young people stayed liberal as long as they did.

 

[KateHikes14]

but it was a resilient as titanium

It is resilient as titanium, the amount of people I've met who still consider him a decent or even good orator despite being unable to speak a paragraph without stuttering or choking like a lawnmower from the 90s without a second of care taken to the gasoline, now more gummy than haribo, in its carburetor and tank.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Josh since its going women's day we need female representation can the terf / swerf hamster stay on?

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Good point, but don't you get poo particles in the tub anyway when you bathe? No matter how well you bathe, there'll always be some there, even in trace amounts.

Woman like @Lidl Drip have developed a revolutionary technique where they scrub their butts with soap and water in the shower before taking a bath, so they don’t get poo particles in the water.

Why do they bathe after they’re already clean? Who knows, it’s just an inscrutable mystery about women.

For more radical advice for men, check out this thread:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/official-kiwifarms-man-hate-thread.169351/

 

[Lidl Drip]

Woman like @Lidl Drip have developed a revolutionary technique where they scrub their butts with soap and water in the shower before taking a bath, so they don’t get poo particles in the water.

Why do they bathe after they’re already clean? Who knows, it’s just an inscrutable mystery about women.

For more radical advice for men, check out this thread:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/official-kiwifarms-man-hate-thread.169351/

I don't even have a butthole. I just burp up some glitter and fairydust once a day. A woman's body is a perfectly efficient machine that produces almost no waste.

 

[KateHikes14]

Woman like @Lidl Drip have developed a revolutionary technique where they scrub their butts with soap and water in the shower before taking a bath, so they don’t get poo particles in the water.

Why do they bathe after they’re already clean? Who knows, it’s just an inscrutable mystery about women.

For more radical advice for men, check out this thread:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/official-kiwifarms-man-hate-thread.169351/

Yes we are very proud of you figuring out how not to streak your underwear, most people do not consider that an accomplishment, much less one worth bragging about, but that's ignoring the quoted posts point which is that due to how difficult microscopic particulates are to completely remove(impossible by just soap, water and handscrubbing), which is distinct from being clean to a clean persons standard.
Still proud of you bud.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Yes we are very proud of you figuring out how not to streak your underwear, most people do not consider that an accomplishment, much less one worth bragging about, but that's ignoring the quoted posts point which is that due to how difficult microscopic particulates are to completely remove(impossible by just soap, water and handscrubbing), which is distinct from being clean to a clean persons standard.
Still proud of you bud.

Oh no, I merely have an academic curiosity in the advice these insane foids. I don’t personally wipe because touching your butthole in any way is gay. Your underwear exists to catch the streaks bro.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Glenn Beck threw living frogs into boiling pots of water on national television to make points that didn't work. He was insane. All of the conservative pundits on FOX were fucking losers and that's why young people stayed liberal as long as they did.

Way before his Fox career, he was trying to be a Rush Limbaugh clone on AM radio after his coke addiction lost him his shock jock career so he did a major rebrand.

As part of his AM radio ascendence he did a promo tour in small stadiums around the country during the Bush era. It was called something like “Rally for America” or some other Uber patriotic America plus Jesus name. He gave a speech and he wheeled out his disabled daughter as part of this dog and pony show with prayers, uniforms and patriotic show tunes. My grandparents thought he was marvelous, everyone under 30 couldn’t stand his tacky grifter stink. All evidence of these absolutely cringe events seems to been erased by a better PR team after he went to Fox. But he dusted it off, and got it polished up real nice by the RNC in 2010 for a big “Restoring Honor to America” rally in DC.

He’s half-baked, snake oil salesman who knows how to pander and dazzle rubes.

 

[Slav Power]

when you bathe

Baths are a bad way of keeping up personal hygiene. They take longer to get yourself clean, they use up more water, and they are uncomfortable to wash yourself in.

Showers are superior. You just hop in, turn on the water, and you can turn it on and off to use only as much water as you need to clean yourself. And because you're standing it's easier to clean your body than it is in a bathtub. After all, you don't want to just soak out the dirt, you want to scrub it, and scrubbing your back is a better way to clean it than to let it soak in water, assuming you're not resting it on the bathtub where it can't even soak that water in properly.

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

Baths are a bad way of keeping up personal hygiene. They take longer to get yourself clean, they use up more water, and they are uncomfortable to wash yourself in.

Showers are superior. You just hop in, turn on the water, and you can turn it on and off to use only as much water as you need to clean yourself. And because you're standing it's easier to clean your body than it is in a bathtub. After all, you don't want to just soak out the dirt, you want to scrub it, and scrubbing your back is a better way to clean it than to let it soak in water, assuming you're not resting it on the bathtub where it can't even soak that water in properly.

leave it to the unwashed sl*V(e) to tell people how to clean themselves

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Dear Janny is a little younger than most of us and the "normal guy" veneer the media put on Obama at the time may have been only a millimeter thick, but it was a resilient as titanium.

For all his flaws Glenn Beck has done some excellent work on Obama that shows he has been a committed communist since atleat the 1970's. The organizations he started his career with were direct legacies of things like the weather underground and his mentors were all terrorist nut-jobs like Bill Ayers.

I’m younger than Null, but I remember redditors ball washing Obama during 2008 and later finding out that Obama had literally created the predecessor to ShareBlue/ BlueAnon to dominate online discussion and create a favorable image of himself. There’s people digging into his past more now and literally going to his old tranny maid in Indonesia to learn more about him.

My experience was forums was literally everyone I liked dying and getting consolidated into Reddit though. I saw old mods get buck broken when a sub got mildly popular as early as 2010.

Glenn Beck threw living frogs into boiling pots of water on national television to make points that didn't work. He was insane. All of the conservative pundits on FOX were fucking losers and that's why young people stayed liberal as long as they did.

It was a toy frog. He literally came out and said it was an attempt at a joke and it failed. https://www.peta.org/blog/glenn-beck-really-boil-frog-alive/

He even ended the actual segment by admitting the frog was fake. It was literally a joke that the media ran with at the time to make him look more insane than he is (he did insane amounts of booger sugar, but that was during the 80’s-90’s).

 

[Trichuriasis]

Baths are a bad way of keeping up personal hygiene. They take longer to get yourself clean, they use up more water, and they are uncomfortable to wash yourself in.

Showers are superior. You just hop in, turn on the water, and you can turn it on and off to use only as much water as you need to clean yourself. And because you're standing it's easier to clean your body than it is in a bathtub. After all, you don't want to just soak out the dirt, you want to scrub it, and scrubbing your back is a better way to clean it than to let it soak in water, assuming you're not resting it on the bathtub where it can't even soak that water in properly.

No amount of showers can replace a nice hour long soak in hot water and scrub+shower afterwards. Taking a whole bath every day is too much of course but once a week + shower every day is the way to go. Also for someone named slav power you sure didn't mention the banya even once, you phony.

 

[Slav Power]

Also for someone named slav appreciator you sure didn't mention the banya even once, you phony.

1) I'm Polish, not Russian, banya is purely a rural Russia thing. In Poland we have modern Western bathrooms as the standard.
2) I would change this stupid username if I had a better idea and if it wasn't for the fact that I'm already known as "Slav Power" so it would be stupid to change it now. Cutting it down to just "Slav" would be probably even more dumb.

 

[Oxyjen]

Showers are superior. You just hop in, turn on the water, and you can turn it on and off to use only as much water as you need to clean yourself. And because you're standing it's easier to clean your body than it is in a bathtub. After all, you don't want to just soak out the dirt, you want to scrub it, and scrubbing your back is a better way to clean it than to let it soak in water, assuming you're not resting it on the bathtub where it can't even soak that water in properly.

This reminds me, has the “Aella birthday gangbang” been talked about here much? [edit: yes https://kiwifarms.st/threads/aella-...lick-knowingless.144410/page-84#post-17840356 ] This was covered on BARpod and sounded somewhat autistic. One fact that stood out: Aella keeps spreadsheets of bodily functions. In a typical month she will shower 7 times and shit 37 times.

Leading to questions about whether a shower was deemed necessary before or indeed after the 41 man gangbang.