Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

DapperShark said:
Why are you specifically sperging about Elden Ring as if there's some autistic crusade against it? No one here is crying about it, there's in fact an almost 200 page thread dedicated to Elden Ring and the only thing people are complaining about is how long it's taken for anything about the DLC to come out.
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"Body 1!!! AND BODY 2!!!!" the journo cries out in pain as she strikes you.
 
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The Internet Dick said:
And neither, apparently, have SJW game journalists. You're still as shrill, abrasive, and well-nigh unreadable as you've always been.



I imagine you living alone in your rubbish heap of a studio apartment reeking of cat urine and cheap wine, hunched over your keyboard, your eyes inches from the screen. You mutter to yourself like a crazy bag lady. The years haven't been kind.



You call your cat your little furbaby. One day soon you'll rage-stroke over an NPC with too-big boobs and--since you have no friends--no one will know and you'll lie there for days until your cute little oogie-woogie furbaby cat gets hungry enough to eat your face off.
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The lonely old catlady insult doesn't really work when her husband, baby and very nice house are doxed in her thread, but way to admit those insults made you really really mad, lol.
 
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Just a reminder you don't need a writing consultants, Planescape: Torment one of the longest video game scripts of all time was 800k words and credited to two people, Baldur's Gate 2 had 1 credited writer, I think this is a profitable line of reasoning to get into.
 
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Stan said:
You have never read my work.

Um. I have a thread. You can go look at where I live and such over there, but I must warn you, you may not be too happy with what you see. because it's a really nice house in a really nice zipcode, pleb.
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Good for you, as long as you're not doing anything messed up, I hope you're happy and content in your life.
Why think less of people that are worse off though?
 
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The Internet Dick said:
And neither, apparently, have SJW game journalists. You're still as shrill, abrasive, and well-nigh unreadable as you've always been.



I imagine you living alone in your rubbish heap of a studio apartment reeking of cat urine and cheap wine, hunched over your keyboard, your eyes inches from the screen. You mutter to yourself like a crazy bag lady. The years haven't been kind.



You call your cat your little furbaby. One day soon you'll rage-stroke over an NPC with too-big boobs and--since you have no friends--no one will know and you'll lie there for days until your cute little oogie-woogie furbaby cat gets hungry enough to eat your face off.
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You know Lidl drip is trolling right? Only interact with her if you enjoy flame wars. She's really good about using these issues to get under people's skin, but it's not wholly sincere. You need to ask yourself, "why is this person saying this shit on kiwifarms?" The answer is usually, "trolling." Half the time I hate her schtick because she doesn't vary it, but nonetheless it still seems to work on people.
 
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Dear @Stan,

I understand you don't like video games, but there is genuine concern over sanitization of games.

You might not care about body type1/2 thing, but my issue is that this becomes a slippery slope and they will sanitize anything that resembles sexiness, coolness, edginess.
Like a communist censorship committee. My country has experienced such things decades ago and it was very fucked up.

Also, are you so salty about nudeness/sexiness of women in games? I don't force feed games onto you? Why can't you understand people like certain things.
You are free to indulge in most depraved yaoi shit, I do not wish to censor you. (You seem to like licking your partner's bottom.)
 
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I have like 140 hours in elden ring but I don't treat it like the second coming of jesus christ, also, it's overpriced and it hasn't come down since, like I said, it's another representation pod for incest dragon scalies, 'putees and disgusting shit like that, because androginous people with one arm need all the representation in the world. It's a game where being a leper is presented as cool basically.
 
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I always found it weird that the only people crying about gamings needing to be woke and inclusive are white people or mixed white people. Its never a POC that is starting a group like this, never a POC calling the game industry out. Its always a short haired or bearded white person.

Gamergate even showed that people of color dont care about this shit as long as the game is fun and once again the same people of color are coming out and calling out companies like sweet gamer inc
 
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RotPockets said:
Remember Adam Holowka the guy Zoe Quinn bullied to death.
His sister took over his company and used it to push Zoe Quinn’s agenda.
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It's Alec not Adam

But yeah, I also remember that when it happened his own sister threw him under the bus along with his coworkers. Honestly, if there's anyone in that situation who came out even worse than Zoe Quinn it's her.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
The lonely old catlady insult doesn't really work when her husband, baby and very nice house are doxed in her thread, but way to admit those insults made you really really mad, lol.
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I'm gonna be honest... that's even sadder. She's acting like one instead of spending time with her family. She has all of that shit and she's on here. That's... incredibly depressing.
 
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Bowiotronic said:
I have like 140 hours in elden ring but I don't treat it like the second coming of jesus christ, also, it's overpriced and it hasn't come down since, like I said, it's another representation pod for incest dragon scalies, 'putees and disgusting shit like that, because androginous people with one arm need all the representation in the world. It's a game where being a leper is presented as cool basically.
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Didn't play Elder Ring, how is it compared to Dark Souls games?
Racing games with story are so dead in the present unfortunately.
 
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CertifiedFedBot said:
Liberalism, Feminism, SJW, Woke... I wonder what's the next euphemism for Talmudic filth is going to be.

Sargon gooning all day on twitter over Trump mentioning GamerGate 2.0 is something you'll deal with for the delicious journo melties.
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the biggest of all dopamine hits
 
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