Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

[FrancineCansMcGee]

When it's stupidly gratuitous I think it's really trashy, and it makes me look trashy playing games that visually read like softcore porn. Not all of us are that into titties that I need to see them every half-hour of gameplay. I like plenty of games with fanservice - Witcher 3 comes to mind mm Geralt... oh...or you, Snake...
Anyway, your favorite video game ship can be sexy without exposing excessive skin. Like Geralt. He gets naked and does the do, but he isn't running around Poland bareass naked for the player's visual pleasure.

What twigs me more is the amazing tantrum and screaming fit your kind put on when excessive, gratuitous "fanservice" is cut from your games. Don't you guys know about Rule 34? Fanart? Ships? The naked video game lady of your dreams is but a click away.

Maybe you should be nicer to me, it would be a real shame if some major media outlet doxed you.

To me, a game is good if I like it. I liked Elden Ring, and I think you guys are being ridiculous.

Was Elden Ring bereft of gameplay? Of cohesive lore? Of aesthetics? Of ethnicity? (Note: that same character creator lets the player choose from one of ~10 different races.)

Yeah I still remember how dozens of you guys chimped out and started hassling me on Twitter the day it went to print.
Cope and seethe.

This isn't you talking, it's the rage. When you eventually settle down and stop being so hysterical about video games you are going to regret letting your emotions carry you away like this. Try having a nice relaxing cup of tea and thinking about things other than video games for a little while.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Some of you guys didn't change one bit in the last 10 years.

And neither, apparently, have SJW game journalists. You're still as shrill, abrasive, and well-nigh unreadable as you've always been.

You whiny piss baby.

I imagine you living alone in your rubbish heap of a studio apartment reeking of cat urine and cheap wine, hunched over your keyboard, your eyes inches from the screen. You mutter to yourself like a crazy bag lady. The years haven't been kind.

You whiny little boy.

You call your cat your little furbaby. One day soon you'll rage-stroke over an NPC with too-big boobs and--since you have no friends--no one will know and you'll lie there for days until your cute little oogie-woogie furbaby cat gets hungry enough to eat your face off.

 

[Pissmaster]

At the eve of Gamer Gate 2 we need a "We are they now" of the past war, cause oh man, here is a pic of Anita Sarkeesian staging a wedding-themed 40th birthday party at which she didn't actually get married.

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That is as funny as it is sad. Reminds me of those women who push around strollers with baby dolls and treat them exactly like real babies.

 

[SentinentCloud]

me personally i want to die in the great gaymergate war

 

[Bowiotronic]

Gotta give the FF7 remake for not only sticking to the original designs

They trooned Aerith to shit and back, there was controversy about this, this is what I mean by winning by default, since everything else is utter shit, the fucking FF7 remake is the boyband final fantasy 15, which in turn was, again, atrocious, and also had censorship on the monkey wrench girl, yet another refry, and we gotta give it to them because the swimsuits were sexy, not to mention that they destroyed the turn based system, copying the blueprint from FF13, the one with lightning, the one that was one great big hallway as opposed to an adventure game where you explore and discover shit.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Journo

MOOOODS

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Maybe you should be nicer to me, it would be a real shame if some major media outlet doxed you.

Well now everyone will know who to hold responsible if that sort of stuff is leaked because you threatening it is admission of intent to cause harm by exposing private information. Enjoy prison, stalker child.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

At the eve of Gamer Gate 2 we need a "We are they now" of the past war, cause oh man, here is a pic of Anita Sarkeesian staging a wedding-themed 40th birthday party at which she didn't actually get married.

the fuck is a "ring bear" and if she had some furry dressed up as yogi bear with a giant One Ring I'd actually give her a tiny bit of credit

as it is I think she fatrick'ed ring bearer lol

 

[Monopoly Supporter]

Yeah I still remember how dozens of you guys chimped out and started hassling me on Twitter the day it went to print.
Cope and seethe.

Given I have never heard of your magazine before today I think that’s unlikely. I assume it’s like The Stranger but with less tranny breast feeding in it and you have to pay for it rather than it being free.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I liked Elden Ring, and I think you guys are being ridiculous.

I am still genuinely curious why the body type 2 thing doesn't offend you. Especially given your post history. Isn't it a little weird to be feminist, and being ok with being called an 02?
I could even understanding thinking elden ring is still worth it, whatever, but this seems like a discrepancy.

 

[Stan]

And neither, apparently, have SJW game journalists. You're still as shrill, abrasive, and well-nigh unreadable as you've always been.

You have never read my work.

I imagine you living alone in your rubbish heap of a studio apartment reeking of cat urine and cheap wine, hunched over your keyboard, your eyes inches from the screen. You mutter to yourself like a crazy bag lady. The years haven't been kind.

Um. I have a thread. You can go look at where I live and such over there, but I must warn you, you may not be too happy with what you see. because it's a really nice house in a really nice zipcode, pleb.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

2024 has been an absolutely amazing year so far. We've looped around to having GamerGate Round 2: Electric Spergatoo

 

[DapperShark]

To me, a game is good if I like it. I liked Elden Ring, and I think you guys are being ridiculous.

Was Elden Ring bereft of gameplay? Of cohesive lore? Of aesthetics? Of ethnicity? (Note: that same character creator lets the player choose from one of ~10 different races.)

Why are you specifically sperging about Elden Ring as if there's some autistic crusade against it? No one here is crying about it, there's in fact an almost 200 page thread dedicated to Elden Ring and the only thing people are complaining about is how long it's taken for anything about the DLC to come out.

 

[Meat Target]

Was Elden Ring bereft of gameplay? Of cohesive lore?

Yes, and yes. Most of its gameplay is commuting to glorified radiant quests, and the lore is so sparse you forget what you're supposed to be doing.

And since it's open-world, you can just go do other things when you hit a rut. The bosses don't give you that Captain Ahab-like thirst for revenge that other Souls games have.

"Body 1 and Body 2" are not even on my list of gripes about it.

 

[Pissmaster]

Jiggle physics are a waste of GPU cycles.

Sure, if you’re making a game for the fuckin Dreamcast.

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

Liberalism, Feminism, SJW, Woke... I wonder what's the next euphemism for Talmudic filth is going to be.

Each passing day, we are ever closer to a small but very real possibility that Donald Trump may post about Gamergate. I am praying that day never comes

I dont want Sargon's dumb prediction to come true, man.

Sargon gooning all day on twitter over Trump mentioning GamerGate 2.0 is something you'll deal with for the delicious journo melties.

 

[RotPockets]

Remember Adam Holowka the guy Zoe Quinn accused of sexual assault and drove to suicide?

His sister, Eileen Mary Holowka, took over his company and used it to further Zoe Quinn’s agenda.

 

[Cheeseknife]

I even clearly stated that
*autists on 4chan*
and they still blame kiwifarms?

Free publicity. Imagine all the young grasshoppers reading Kotaku and they start to wonder, "What is this place where people farm kiwis?"

 

[SentinentCloud]

You have never read my work.

lmao this retard believes gaming jornalism is real work

 

[I Love Beef]

Let's see how long until that link vanishes in an "update". Feels weird that they're even allowed to use the term KiwiFarms instead of "right wing terrorist site" etc.

The demagogues want a scapegoat. Must be a day that ends in Y.

To me, a game is good if I like it. I liked Elden Ring, and I think you guys are being ridiculous.

Fuck you. Call me chud. Slap that right wing label on me, you stupid fuck. Make me a boogieman and call me the fucking DEVIL. Despite me opposing fucking any sort of tyranny that exists in our free world, no matter how flawed it is. I stood up against the fucking sanctimonious Morality In Media sanctimonious idolators who thought they would rule the world if they supposedly appeased Jesus Christ by censoring all media and controlling human behavior back in the day. The fuck why you assholes wouldn't be so different?

You fucks think you're making a "better world"? You assholes are going down the same fucking route the Nazis did too! I got your fucking number, you suburbanite pampered know nothing white crackerass wretch! Make my fucking day!