Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[BubbleButt]

Community notes strikes again

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Genuinely good to know!

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

A troon describes his encounter with trannies' greatest weakness: little kids.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/
r/MtF•3 days ago
matildaspilot

First time getting publicly harassed​

Venting
I boymode most of the time, but go out on weekends or dates dressed how I want. I’ve never had any issues aside from occasional stares, dirty looks, and whispers. Yesterday I was walking home from a date and some kids in a nearby playground noticed necc CD and decided to yell about my dress and my purse and how gay I am (Slurs and expletives I don’t feel like repeating). I felt so awful about myself and walked the 2 blocks home, took my makeup off and sobbed. Ive been kinda expecting it at some point, but not from 10 year olds. The fact that they were kids and I couldn’t really do or say anything except hold my head high and pretend I didn’t hear them made it so much more humiliating

According to a few of the replies, obviously this must mean they're just eggs waiting to be cracked:

This tweet from Mutahar (SomeOrdinaryGamers on YouTube) about his upcoming video on Keffals has had some interesting reactions.
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Unironically, the first thing that first reply ("shut the fuck up leave our community's matters to our community") reminded me of? Haredi Jews in NYC. Historically, they've had a big problem with child molestation by rabbis being covered up because some of them consider turning another Jew over to non-Jewish authorities to be a sin ("mesirah"), and also because they don't want to air their community's dirty laundry (the Yiddish expression is "a shande vor de goyim", a "disgrace before the goyim"). It's become such an issue that there's even a Wikipedia article on the subject.

It just strikes me how hilarious the parallels between trannies and an ultra-orthodox, socially ultra-conservative religious group are. Instead of "mesirah", it's "ACAB". Instead of pilpul over interpretation of the Talmud, it's endless "discourse" on Twitter. Instead of frock coats and forelocks, it's spinny skirts and cat ears. Instead of crying "anti-semitism" at any criticism whatsoever, it's "transphobia". Etc., etc., etc.

I guess the only difference is that ultra-orthodox Jews don't actively try to convert others to Judaism.

The only way it can work is if consciousness is separate to the body, this is a basic tenet of eastern spirituality and western religion. No where does it say that the soul is gendered though and in reincarnation a soul can manifest as both male or female when in a body.

What's even more ironic is that so many online trannies have roots in atheism plus, or at least scoff at traditional religion ideas in the way the smugger liberal/progressive types tend to.

If it was originally intended as a pro-troon hoax, it backfired massively, because it made a woman look bad instead. Tho I honestly wonder why a woman would be recording anyone, especially those who don't consent to it. Maybe only her own children?

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Apparently the kids were throwing rocks at an older man in the park, and she started filming them, so they attacked her (archive).

The only one charged (the others were too young) was apparently an Indigenous girl (archive), so it sounds like this was the Canadian version of getting jumped by "youths", except with rez trash instead of ghetto blacks.

It's truly tragic that we don't teach these people self acceptance, instead of reinforcing the notion "yes, your body is wrong"

It's mind-boggling to me how the same people, broadly speaking (online SJWs and Tumblrinas), who brought us the body positivity movement apparently see no contradiction between "Ozempic is fatphobic and reinforces diet culture! Healthy at every size!" and "If you feel even the slightest bit of discomfort with your body you must take hormones or you will literally die!".

He's got renal cancer, that's probably why he looks so very bad even by troon standards.

I'm sure throwing exogenous hormones into the mix is a very good idea that certainly won't have any negative effects on his already poor health.

 

[Law]

A proclamation from her majesty the queen:

https://archive.ph/eFGZB

The word ‘transphobic’, as used here, does not mean an irrational fear or dislike of trans people. It means refusing to use gender identity ideology’s jargon, refusing to parrot its slogans, refusing to accept that sex doesn't matter when it comes to sport and single-sex spaces, refusing to believe a bearded heterosexual man becomes a lesbian when he declares himself one, and refusing to believe an abusive, misogynistic male is a woman because he likes to wear mini-dresses and pout in selfies. Like every other gender critical person I know, I believe everyone should be free to express themselves however they wish, dress however they please, call themselves whatever they want, sleep with any consenting adult who wishes to sleep with them, and that trans-identified people should have the same protections regarding employment, housing, freedom of speech and personal safety every other citizen is entitled to. But this isn’t nearly enough for the dominant strain of trans activism, which asserts that unless freedom of speech is removed from dissenters, unless trans-identified men are permitted to strip away women’s rights, with particular reference to single sex spaces like rape crisis centres, prison cells, hospital wards, changing rooms and public bathrooms, until we all bow down to their neo-religion, accept their pseudo-scientific claims and embrace their circular reasoning, trans people are more oppressed, and more at risk, than any other group in society. This is nonsense. 99.9% of the world knows it's nonsense. The emperor is naked. He might be wearing lipstick, but his balls are swinging in plain sight.

 

[Candidate No 7]

 

[Suicide]

 

[FrancineCansMcGee]

I wonder why you won't take the advice and move out, lol.

 

[Geraldine]

New one on me: Gender abolitionism.
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Lots of luck with that.

Plenty of comments and already a schism.

 

[Big Cat]

Poor woman convinced that having masculine traits = being a man. boyfriend doesn't seem to care, he will still see her as a woman despite how dramatic she makes the change out to be. saying that he will be thrust into the gay community meanwhile he's probably nodding thinking nothing is gonna change. The tomboy to pooner pipeline is real and is becoming more and more common nowadays.

Reminded me of this I saw a while ago

 

[Kumquat]

Gotta say, it's transphobic to not want kids to see your fake penis through your tight pants is one hell of a hot take. And more proof pooners have no idea how dicks (really men in general) actually work.

It's just bizarre to me how so many trannies of both varieties have such a fundamental lack of understanding about basic anatomy. Probably because the only exposure to the opposite sex they've ever had was through porn.

Even natal women should know that, for a man, popping a boner would be the most humiliating (and maybe even disturbing) thing to do at a 10 y/o's birthday party. Even natal women should know that the penis shrivels up and becomes very small, squishy, and compact when not in use, and that men don't typically walk around with massive boner bulges in their pants 24/7. These fucking pooners are obviously reading too many gay Japanese comics, thinking men just walk around sporting massive tents in their trousers and high-fiving as they pass each other on the street. "Hey man, nice boner!"

This is what lying does to trannies. Everyone says they are real, they are beautiful, and the same as a woman.
These morons truly cant grasp about sexual attraction. A lot of people want children, naturally. Also 100% without filters and photo angles in real life without voice changers you can spot a tranny. A fake cock and pussy will never be the same look wise and function.

I've said this before, but trannies really make themselves the worst of both worlds and immensely unappealing to everybody. Nobody wants to fuck a tranny except the most degenerate pondscum of the world. You become a weird in-between genderfreak, not quite male, but not quite female either. This weird, ugly, unappealing creature stuck in limbo. Unappealing to either straight women or lesbian women. Straight women won't date you because you're not a masculine man like they want, lesbians won't date you because you're not a woman, so you're left with chasers and other trannies.

Congratulations, you played yourself.

Poor woman convinced that having masculine traits = being a man. boyfriend doesn't seem to care, he will still see her as a woman despite how dramatic she makes the change out to be. saying that he will be thrust into the gay community meanwhile he's probably nodding thinking nothing is gonna change. The tomboy to pooner pipeline is real and is becoming more and more common nowadays.
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Yup. Like I just said. Too much gay porn. She even admits it.

 

[barbie meat]

Community notes strikes again
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Normalize buying your homies pregnancy tests as a joke, and then all of you pissing on them together as a joke, to help fight ball cancer

 

[Standardized Profile]

Like you doods are totally normal and put everyone at ease....

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r/ftm

•Posted by u/PleaseLoveMeFemboys

Does anyone else feel a little sad about losing the whole ‘women supporting women’ community?​

This probably sounds dumb, but I feel a little jealous when I see the whole ‘women’s only’ things now. Don’t get me wrong, I totally support things like women only gyms and bars. A lot of them exist because of how creepy cis guys are. I guess just since I’ve had the childhood of a girl, I have the same fear of men and just anxiety. Part of me wants to be included in things like that because they feel so much more safe, but I know that’s not exactly how that works.

Varium et mutabile semper femina:

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r/ftm

•Posted by u/adora-catra_7214

genderconfused heavily questioning being a guy​

the problem is i love being feminine. wearing feminine clothes and makeup, it’s fun to me, like dress up. i feel fancy and nice and done up. but i do that everytime i go out (afab) so it honestly feels like im putting on a mask before i step out the house. been questioning my gender identity since i was 16 but looking back i can’t identify if i have ever had dysphoria. i don’t know what it looks like can yall give me examples? (other than the mind body disconnect thing because i feel like ive had that my whole life because of mental health issues). i look in the mirror and sometimes its me, sometimes it isn’t. sometimes i want to chop all off my tits&hair, sometimes i dont, they feel like cute accessories. I DONT KNOW i am so confused please just help.

A reply mentions r/ftmfemininity. I go there and this is the first thing I see:


It's page after page of horrifying photos, with just enough discussion to remind you these are real people and not AI having a nightmare. It's simply amazing. I am in awe.

 

[Candidate No 7]

I'm not too sure what thread to post this in anymore, the topic has hopped around. Anyway.

 

[FinnSven]

I don't care if a man wants to wear a dress just for fashion. I don't care if men want to wear makeup. Doing that and not having to justify it as 'I'm a woman' is what really 'destroys' gender roles. Not trying to force yourself into a box you will never fit in.

This 100%.

The fucking notion that being a transvestite makes a man a stunning and brave woman and part of an oppressed minority is just a ridiculous concept which needs to be addressed and not tolerated.

 

[Candidate No 7]

I'm not too sure what thread to post this in anymore, the topic has hopped around. Anyway.

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Ah oh OK I hadn't seen what he was apologising for.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

You become a weird in-between genderfreak, not quite male, but not quite female either.

You're giving trannies too much credit there. A troon is "not quite" female in the same way that a banana painted red is "not quite" an apple. No, it's still very much a banana, it's just a weird looking one that has now lost it's utility as edible food.

Trannies don't occupy some interstitial gender state, they're just men and women who are very unattractive (in every sense of the word) to everyone. A pooner is no different in the eyes of a man to a grossly overweight woman with no hair and down's syndrome. Just another unattractive woman to pass on in favor of more worthwhile pursuits. Similarly a troon is just a man in the eyes of a man, end of story. The reverse is obviously true for women.

Otherwise spot on though. These people serve no purpose and appeal to nobody.

 

[monstrous bubo]

I know I'm a few pages late so I apologize I'm advance for that but in regards to the Pooner who wants to shit (e: meant shut) her vagina, I have 3 solutions for her:

What about duct tape?

TFW you want to blow up your life but adulting gets in the way


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Making plans​

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I was planning I coming out to my wife tomorrow and telling her that I want to explore my gender identity as a trans woman. I am not expecting it to go smoothly or for her to react overly well.

The reason I chose tomorrow is that we are home alone this weekend and we didn’t have any plans. Well that plan is blown. This evening my wife started laying out a huge heap of things she wants to get done this weekend including, but not limited to organising flooring for a room we are renovating, bringing her dad over to see how a hose works (apparently it is done hose he bought her off of the TV that automatically expands and retracts when the water is turned on or off) and cleaning the kitchen. She also wants to go look at getting some new plants for the garden.

All I can think about is how I thought we would have the day to work through me coming out. Instead, I think that I am going to have to stuff all of these feelings back down again. I don’t know if I can continue to live like that.

He really should tell his wife this weekend, preferably when his FIL is there with a length of hose. She needs to work out if she keeps the house or sells it after the divorce and leave the renovations to a new owner.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

"trans people are generally fucking beautiful. Cis people often don't see that"



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The second greatest lie the Devil ever told is that trannies are fuckable.

 

[Kumquat]

What about duct tape?

TFW you want to blow up your life but adulting gets in the way

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Making plans​

Share Experience
I was planning I coming out to my wife tomorrow and telling her that I want to explore my gender identity as a trans woman. I am not expecting it to go smoothly or for her to react overly well.

The reason I chose tomorrow is that we are home alone this weekend and we didn’t have any plans. Well that plan is blown. This evening my wife started laying out a huge heap of things she wants to get done this weekend including, but not limited to organising flooring for a room we are renovating, bringing her dad over to see how a hose works (apparently it is done hose he bought her off of the TV that automatically expands and retracts when the water is turned on or off) and cleaning the kitchen. She also wants to go look at getting some new plants for the garden.

All I can think about is how I thought we would have the day to work through me coming out. Instead, I think that I am going to have to stuff all of these feelings back down again. I don’t know if I can continue to live like that.

He really should tell his wife this weekend, preferably when his FIL is there with a length of hose. She needs to work out if she keeps the house or sells it after the divorce and leave the renovations to a new owner.

"Ugh, I wanted to spend the entire day talking about my fetish and how wearing skirts makes my dick get hard, but my bitch wife wants to spend it doing 'productive' things and being 'responsible.' It's not fair!"

 

[The First Amendment]

Wow. Tranny with a pitbull mouth 'vagina' rubbed her 'clit' so hard she tore it.

As a lifelong clit haver, I can confirm this has not happened and should not happen.

Also lmfao. The same MTF fag in a womens shelter thinking their leeching on womens resources is interesting enough for people to ask them questions.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Wow. Tranny with a pitbull mouth 'vagina' rubbed her 'clit' so hard she tore it.

As a lifelong clit haver, I can confirm this has not happened and should not happen.

Also lmfao. The same MTF fag in a womens shelter thinking their leeching on womens resources is interesting enough for people to ask them questions.

lol, all of the AMA comments are trolls. I bet it’s a lie; anyway. He probably gets off on fantasizing about being a battered wife.