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Fertig. Free to use as you please. I recommend turning the volume down to 50% for safety.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Pat is the Old Faithful of lolcows. You can always count on him.
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You all sit here laughing while Rick is playing 5D underwater Backgammon and his In The Black games is coming to Steam soon while his company Sweet Baby Infant Child Inc is all over the news. He sure showed us.
It has nothing to do with him it just made me laugh when I saw it.
It has nothing to do with him it just made me laugh when I saw it.
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That game actually looks cool.
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He's channeling his inner Moviebob. Unlike Cinema Robert, Patrick can't filter his comments. It's all-or-nothing with ONA's prize pig.
Markorian
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Given his past comments and the biden family's predilections? Rape. Lots and lots of rape.
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The bothermen should mention it at every turn so fats has to deny a good thing is his
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Sci-fi?
Space combat?
Attention to science?!
IN THE BLACK?!?!
some funster should let Pat know his super original idea is being plagiarized so that these random presumably eurotrash devs can become more knowledgeable about the IP they stole. Will the lobby screen where you're relaxing on your ship include lots of mediocre Hoolis draft beer and pepperoni?
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No but every ship you destroy plays a random 5 sec clip from Josiah 5.
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Honestly those ONA guys should just make a scifi show on a ship called the "Josiah 5" who's arch nemesis is an evil pig-man.
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Every time I start to feel a modicum of pity for Fatrick, I read things like this and I just think "what a cunt".
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No, stalker, I do not have a 2778 page thread on Kiwi Farms. Enjoy prison, child. Wait for the knock.
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The world is in so much trouble now, child. You didn’t listen and now you must face the drove of pigs!
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Clyde Cash's Left Teste
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No stalker, I did not put metal in the Microwave and bitch slapped a nun to calm down. Enjoy Prison
This Machine Milks Cows
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I am sure that it was done 100% unintentionally, but surely Pat would have a copyright case here? An identical name and a very similar subject matter. This would seem to be a far stronger case than the Eric July and ISOM lolsuit.
Pat is continuing to spread the good word of Patposting across the internet. He has now got Rebekah Jones with 384,000 followers involved.
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Rick has one less divorce than Elon. (They'll be tied when Nick divorces him.)
He wants Biden to kidnap and grind Negro children into pepperoni obviously.
And re-install the White House fence backwards.
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Biden would be too busy sniffing them to grind them up. Should just hire Biden as quality control for his pepperoni hobby.
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Someone on Owen found this while googling one of the SWATTings. It was posted 7 months ago so we can only speculate whether it's a long running bit or whether it's real. I'm personally leaning towards it being real because it's the funnier option.
Allow us to introduce ourselves. We are Patrick T**** and Niki R****.
Customer: Hello. Allow us to introduce ourselves. We are Patrick T**** and Niki R****. We are seeking legal representation for an upcoming Contempt of Court hearing. Our case is unique and complex. For the last five years, we have been the all-consuming obsession of a group of anonymous online cyberstalkers. Their publicly stated goal is to destroy our reputations and careers, break up our marriage, and ultimately to drive Patrick to commit suicide. We have been impersonated hundreds of times online, had our Social Security numbers stolen, dozens of fraudulent credit card and loan applications made out in our names, our home trespassed and property vandalized, physically stalked across multiple states, received dozens of rape and death threats via email and voicemail, texted threats and harassment dozens of times per day, massive fake review bombing of Patrick's novels and Niki's business, our home has been SWATTed by the MPD forty-three times and counting, and six bomb threats against public venues across three states made in our names, including the bomb threat last Dec 10th right here in Milwaukee against the Riverside Theater and Patti LaBelle.
Our ordeal has made national news on multiple networks and platforms:
-Internet Trolls Have Tormented Patrick Tomlinson for Years and He Can’t Stop Them (thedailybeast.com) https://www.thedailybeast.com/inter...ick-tomlinson-for-years-and-he-cant-stop-them
-Supreme Court ruling on online harassment angers victims, advocates - The Washington Post https://www.washingtonpost.com/tech...reme-court-harassment-ruling-first-amendment/
-The FBI has formed a national database to track and prevent 'swatting' (nbcnews.com) https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/fbi-formed-national-database-track-prevent-swatting-rcna91722
-Author Says He's Being Swatted by Cyber Stalkers for Tweet | Inside Edition https://www.insideedition.com/media...his-wife-say-they-were-swatted-42-times-82359
The criminal stalking cult hunting us has a dedicated website, new.onaforums.net, created expressly for the purpose of planning, coordinating, executing, and bragging about their campaign of obsessive harassment and terrorism against our entire family. With law enforcement ranging from utterly useless to actively harmful to our cause, in 2020 we brought a lawsuit against the owner/administrator of the website and dozens of his users for defamation, tortious interference, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and other civil charges. The intention was to unmask the website owner so he could be deposed for identifying information on the users committing the most serious crimes against us so they could be turned over to the police for criminal charges. This lawsuit was funded by a professional organization Patrick is a member of. Cloudflare and Google were subpoenaed for the identity of the site owner. Then, after nearly two years, a California judge ruled that not only was the anonymity of the criminals stalking and terrorizing us more important than our physical safety and quashed the subpoena for the site owner's identity, but went further still and ruled that we owe his legal fees, totaling over $50,000 at this point (San Francisco Superior Court Case # *****). The professional organization funding the lawsuit agreed to pay the settlement and an NDA agreement was signed, but later ghosted us entirely and we have not heard from them or their counsel in over a year. We were never informed by our lawyer of the possibility to appeal the ruling, which we would have done had we known. The debt has since been domesticated in Wisconsin
JA: Has he talked to a lawyer about this?
Customer: We've had multiple lawyers involved - if you read the above, we need a lawyer for the contempt hearing
JA: What steps have been taken so far?
Customer: That's all in what I wrote above
JA: Is there anything else the Lawyer should know before I connect you? Rest assured that they'll be able to help you.
Customer: No, just need them to read the above message
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We just answer general legal questions here.
Simmons Esq., Expert
To hire an attorney, you need to go to avvo.com.
Simmons Esq., Expert
Do you know who these people are?
Customer
OK so I guess my question is what type of lawyer do you think we should hire for this?
Customer
No, we do not know who they are. That's been the problem.
Simmons Esq., Expert
Then until you know who they are, there's no point to hire an attorney.
Simmons Esq., Expert
You need to hire a digital investigator to try to figure out who they are.
Simmons Esq., Expert
I'm here to assist you further if you have any additional questions or concerns. To ensure your question is directed to me, please start a new chat window and include the phrase "For Simmons Esq Only.." at the beginning of your question.Adding me to your favorites at the bottom of the page will make it easier to reach me directly in the future. Alternatively, you can mention "@Simmons Esq" in the new question chat to get my attention.Your ratings are greatly appreciated. Thank you!_____________________________
Customer: Hello. Allow us to introduce ourselves. We are Patrick T**** and Niki R****. We are seeking legal representation for an upcoming Contempt of Court hearing. Our case is unique and complex. For the last five years, we have been the all-consuming obsession of a group of anonymous online cyberstalkers. Their publicly stated goal is to destroy our reputations and careers, break up our marriage, and ultimately to drive Patrick to commit suicide. We have been impersonated hundreds of times online, had our Social Security numbers stolen, dozens of fraudulent credit card and loan applications made out in our names, our home trespassed and property vandalized, physically stalked across multiple states, received dozens of rape and death threats via email and voicemail, texted threats and harassment dozens of times per day, massive fake review bombing of Patrick's novels and Niki's business, our home has been SWATTed by the MPD forty-three times and counting, and six bomb threats against public venues across three states made in our names, including the bomb threat last Dec 10th right here in Milwaukee against the Riverside Theater and Patti LaBelle.
Our ordeal has made national news on multiple networks and platforms:
-Internet Trolls Have Tormented Patrick Tomlinson for Years and He Can’t Stop Them (thedailybeast.com) https://www.thedailybeast.com/inter...ick-tomlinson-for-years-and-he-cant-stop-them
-Supreme Court ruling on online harassment angers victims, advocates - The Washington Post https://www.washingtonpost.com/tech...reme-court-harassment-ruling-first-amendment/
-The FBI has formed a national database to track and prevent 'swatting' (nbcnews.com) https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/fbi-formed-national-database-track-prevent-swatting-rcna91722
-Author Says He's Being Swatted by Cyber Stalkers for Tweet | Inside Edition https://www.insideedition.com/media...his-wife-say-they-were-swatted-42-times-82359
The criminal stalking cult hunting us has a dedicated website, new.onaforums.net, created expressly for the purpose of planning, coordinating, executing, and bragging about their campaign of obsessive harassment and terrorism against our entire family. With law enforcement ranging from utterly useless to actively harmful to our cause, in 2020 we brought a lawsuit against the owner/administrator of the website and dozens of his users for defamation, tortious interference, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and other civil charges. The intention was to unmask the website owner so he could be deposed for identifying information on the users committing the most serious crimes against us so they could be turned over to the police for criminal charges. This lawsuit was funded by a professional organization Patrick is a member of. Cloudflare and Google were subpoenaed for the identity of the site owner. Then, after nearly two years, a California judge ruled that not only was the anonymity of the criminals stalking and terrorizing us more important than our physical safety and quashed the subpoena for the site owner's identity, but went further still and ruled that we owe his legal fees, totaling over $50,000 at this point (San Francisco Superior Court Case # *****). The professional organization funding the lawsuit agreed to pay the settlement and an NDA agreement was signed, but later ghosted us entirely and we have not heard from them or their counsel in over a year. We were never informed by our lawyer of the possibility to appeal the ruling, which we would have done had we known. The debt has since been domesticated in Wisconsin
JA: Has he talked to a lawyer about this?
Customer: We've had multiple lawyers involved - if you read the above, we need a lawyer for the contempt hearing
JA: What steps have been taken so far?
Customer: That's all in what I wrote above
JA: Is there anything else the Lawyer should know before I connect you? Rest assured that they'll be able to help you.
Customer: No, just need them to read the above message
=======================
Simmons Esq., Expert
Hello! I'm Attorney Simmons, with over 14 years of experience practicing law in multiple states. I kindly request a moment to review your question and conduct legal research to provide an accurate answer. Please note that JustAnswer is a website that offers general information and does not establish an attorney-client relationship or provide legal representation. If you are seeking to retain an attorney, I recommend visiting www.avvo.com, where you can find local representation and often receive a free consultation. For criminal defense cases, a public defender may be appointed during your first court appearance if you are unable to afford an attorney.If I provide you with unfavorable news regarding the law, please understand that I am merely conveying the existing laws, as I did not create them. I apologize if the law does not align with your desired outcome. I understand that facing legal troubles can be challenging, but I am here to assist you to the best of my ability.--------------------
Simmons Esq., Expert
We just answer general legal questions here.
Simmons Esq., Expert
To hire an attorney, you need to go to avvo.com.
Simmons Esq., Expert
Do you know who these people are?
Customer
OK so I guess my question is what type of lawyer do you think we should hire for this?
Customer
No, we do not know who they are. That's been the problem.
Simmons Esq., Expert
Then until you know who they are, there's no point to hire an attorney.
Simmons Esq., Expert
You need to hire a digital investigator to try to figure out who they are.
Simmons Esq., Expert
I'm here to assist you further if you have any additional questions or concerns. To ensure your question is directed to me, please start a new chat window and include the phrase "For Simmons Esq Only.." at the beginning of your question.Adding me to your favorites at the bottom of the page will make it easier to reach me directly in the future. Alternatively, you can mention "@Simmons Esq" in the new question chat to get my attention.Your ratings are greatly appreciated. Thank you!_____________________________
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