Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Unlike Hillary and Pence, Kaine was a great lawyer. He won a $100 million verdict against Nationwide in a landmark redlining case and did a ton of pro bono work. Kaine became Richmond's first white mayor in ten years largely because of his legal accomplishments.

Kaine has done more for minorities in one hour of work than Bob Chipman has in his entire pathetic life.
 
Gotta take those shots at white men on social media for SJW brownie points.
And what's jumping on that bandwagon gotten him? He's still single, lives in a basement and makes third-party content nobody likes for websites that keep him at arm's length. The only difference is that he's diabetic and he's living off hipster welfare a declining Patreon that can only get him so far in a major city like Boston. Speaking of, has anyone looked at his one goal?
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His opening paragraph's pretty funny too:
Bob B. Butthole said:
I'm not looking to make a living on Patreon - I have irons in a lot of fires, some of them will pay well, others will not. The point is, regardless of where you see my work in the near future there's always going to be videos, articles and other works that I want to share with my audience that no outlet is going to want to pay me for; and if that doesn't sound like the purpose of patronage I don't know what does.
 
Kaine has done more for minorities in one hour of work than Bob Chipman has in his entire pathetic life.

You are glossing over the invaluable contributions Blob made to defending ungrateful blacks African Americans from the literally life-threatening portayal in Resident Evil 5.

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Banning certain people from entering the country is not unconstitutional. Jimmy Carter banned travel from Iran during the hostage crisis I believe, and not one person called him racist (although to be fair, you can't ban entire ethnic groups, just citizens of certain countries).
 
And even then, it helps to remember that, in Hamlet, that line belongs to a long-winded bloviating putz.
bob would be like polonius though
long winded and blind to what's going on
and premature death (although one is murder, the other is diabetes)
 
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This dude literally has no education except for knowing Super Mario Bros 3 so intimately that he should legally owe it alimony.
I haven't read his book, but I'm assuming his deep knowledge of SMB3 is actually pretty shallow. There was a guy at a GDQ who explained how the NES drew sprites and how its memory worked while another guy was speedrunning SMB3 and explaining the weird tricks he used to sequence break the game.

What valuable commentary could Bob have contributed if he was on that couch with them? "Did you know? Big Bertha is female!"
 
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