Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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GET YOU MUGS

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And something Jack has not done in many years
These mugs are so awful.
>Life is too short for bad coffee
Really? What does Jack know about coffee? This coffee thing is a major autism nest that in my opinion warrants a community watch thread, but there's no fighting and bickering so it'll just turn into users whining at each other so whatever.

correct. he should be drinking the blood of the animals
Jack Scalfani guzzling the protein rich spermatozoa of bulls and pigs.
 
Coffee isn't carnivore

Look, he only leans carnivore.

But seriously, he fucked his diet up the hour he woke up that day. Carnivore only allows lean meat, a tiny bit of salt, and plain water. None of his sugar-laden coffee flavored cream, no eggs, no cheese, none of this 'out of a shaker' horseshit, no breading on his fried food, or fried food period. And that's only if we wrongfully take Jack at his word.
 
Nowadays when I want to treat myself, I usually wait until my next trip to FL, where there is Dune Dog Café. Best hot dogs I’ve ever tasted in my life. Here’s the dog section of their menu:
From the East Coast, I love the dirty water dogs from pushcarts, especially Sabrett with Sabrett tomato/onion sauce, the only classic ingredient other than kraut or mustard. I generally make them the dog cart way at home, too, where I first boil them then slice them lengthwise and fry them until crispy on the outside on both sides and the inside.
My favorite method is to cut the wedge of Parmigiano Reggiano into small blocks, and grind them down in my food processor. The texture you get is perfect.
My absolute go-to is this:
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I am a diner fan. Big time, I love the basic bitch diner meal of two eggs toast and meat hash browns and that 4oz cup of coffee you get refilled 11 times.
I miss when you could get this within walking distance for $1.99 even in a big city. Over easy or basted in the bacon grease.
He wanted them to fail because they introduced beer and wine and is pissed that they're still successful. You're not fooling anybody Fatty. We all know you want to drink.
We all know the fat bastard does. How many times have we seen him add alcohol to a dish from some bottle, rarely more than a shot or two, and then we never see that bottle again? I'm sure they just disappear into the aether.
Only Jack would complain about the portions at Cracker Barrel. Used to go there with my ex. Even when she was pregnant and I was a fatass, we would still bring like half our food home.
I've gotten a breakfast there and then had two breakfasts on subsequent days out of it. What a gluttonous fat pile of shit.
 
Alternatively, let’s have a good day with Rob’s newest video. I’m happy that he gives a shoutout to us every once in a while, but he’s hopefully too normal of a dude to browse more than occasionally.

Bless Rob and his dad. I would watch a channel that's nothing but the best of handed-down family recipes, curated by someone who'd be able to tell Jack that Aunt Myrna's salad was shit just by looking at the ingredients list. This however...solid.

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Edit: Rob is using the knife HIS DAD MADE to do this recipe. Help, my heart.
 
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Alternatively, let’s have a good day with Rob’s newest video. I’m happy that he gives a shoutout to us every once in a while, but he’s hopefully too normal of a dude to browse more than occasionally.
I loved the incredibly subtle dig about his "lonely little grill."
 
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Well I sure did not expect Jack to start selling coffee mugs, I wonder where he stole those icons for them this time around. My personal favourite is the absolute hypocrisy mug.
 
Alternatively, let’s have a good day with Rob’s newest video. I’m happy that he gives a shoutout to us every once in a while, but he’s hopefully too normal of a dude to browse more than occasionally.

Direct link: https://youtube.com/watch?v=NO1M0vl-wZI
"It depends which version of carnivore you are currently operating under. It seems some people define carnivore just about anything including sugars, and breading. I however, would not consider this carnivore because some of the seasonings and herbs in this sausage are vegetables. But it still is delicious."

Lol Rob is amazing
 
Bless Rob and his dad. I would watch a channel that's nothing but the best of handed-down family recipes, curated by someone who'd be able to tell Jack that Aunt Myrna's salad was shit just by looking at the ingredients list. This however...solid.

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Edit: Rob is using the knife HIS DAD MADE to do this recipe. Help, my heart.
I know this has been said many times on this thread....but Rob is everything Jack isn't. He's authentic, warm, and just seems like a really good guy who likes to cook and share his videos with people because he enjoys it. You can also tell people actually like being around him and eating his food.
 
that would require understanding that coffee is made from beans...
Actually they're the seeds of the "coffee cherry". So not legumes. Not that it matters to Fatty. His diet is just a larp to eat all the meat, eggs and dairy he wants because he hates vegetables.

Look, he only leans carnivore.

But seriously, he fucked his diet up the hour he woke up that day. Carnivore only allows lean meat, a tiny bit of salt, and plain water. None of his sugar-laden coffee flavored cream, no eggs, no cheese, none of this 'out of a shaker' horseshit, no breading on his fried food, or fried food period. And that's only if we wrongfully take Jack at his word.
It's like when he was "leaning keto". It's either you do it right or you don't bother. Commit to your diet 100% or just go home.

I literally just got a hand-crank cheese grater and have been kicking my own ass that I didn't get one years ago. What an idiot.
It's a great investment if you grate a lot of cheese. I mean you could use a microplane which is a lot of work or you could use your food processor which takes a lot of cleanup.

I know this has been said many times on this thread....but Rob is everything Jack isn't. He's authentic, warm, and just seems like a really good guy who likes to cook and share his videos with people because he enjoys it. You can also tell people actually like being around him and eating his food.
Also he made his own sausage. Fatty would never do that because he's a bitch.

18TB is a lot of eggs in a shaky basket though. Setting up some reliable home storage from an old computer using TrueNAS or Plex or Jellyfin is pretty easy, assuming you aren't retarded and lack working opposable thumbs.
And even better, set it up as a headless server and access your stuff through an administrator's share. No internet access for the server is necessary so long as it's able to communicate with any device you might want it to. It's a lot simpler than most people realize.

The best part is, if it fails you can still rebuild the image assuming you went for RAID 5 or if you have more money, and space, go RAID 50 / 5 + 0 meaning striping and parity with a mirror. Using one device like this means it's literally only one point of failure. Unless Fatty also has a second one to use as a backup but we all know he doesn't.
 
"Stop telling me what to do, I'll drink my warm sugar filled bean water if I want, MOM!!"

Although he'd never actually state that, because that would require understanding that coffee is made from beans... oh god, if he ever got that notion into his head he'd think it was chil... wait a minute... maybe this is why he likes his watery chili? The beans make some part of his retarded lizard brain assume it's like coffee?

Look, he only leans carnivore.

But seriously, he fucked his diet up the hour he woke up that day. Carnivore only allows lean meat, a tiny bit of salt, and plain water. None of his sugar-laden coffee flavored cream, no eggs, no cheese, none of this 'out of a shaker' horseshit, no breading on his fried food, or fried food period. And that's only if we wrongfully take Jack at his word.

The merch is just whatever shitty concept comes to Jack's mind. He is not sticking to just carnivore-themed merch.

I want to point out that Jack is claiming that he has not had any coffee since he started his diet. This monday when he uplaoded that weekly video he mentioned "I don't miss coffee. I don't know why,"

He has posted bullshit videos spewing anti-coffee propaganda from some carnivore retards on tiktok. One of the videos claimed that coffee diminishes blood flow to the brain by 40-50%. I looked this up and found studies that showed that coffee did reduce blood flow to the brain in animal models but not to that extent; the studies i saw had numbers like 20-30% and here's the real kicker: no adverse effects happened because the animals had physiological mechanisms to immediately compensate and restore blood flow to normal levels. That's the problem with rubes like Jagoff , when something is complex and multifactorial just double down on retarded shit like "carbs bad" "coffee bad" and then lecture your subscribers about not believing everything they read and to get woke to his version of truth
 
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I still find it amazing that Rob absolutely bodies Jack and his videos by simply being pleasant and patient.

Rob knows his actual lineage, he didn't have to mail off a spit kit, because his heritage matters to him.

I totally do Rob's soup trick, adding sausage coins really elevates a lame soup to something truly filling. It's good with Pork, Turkey, or Beef sausage, so you can really experiment with it.

Even Rob's dad bodies jack with meticulous notes on recipe tweaks. I'd never considered writing that stuff down, but the gift of refinement means those sausages are ENGINEERED!

Rob's dad almost has the exact handwriting my grandpa did. Sadly, my grandpa didn't write down his chili recipe, and I've never quite managed to hit it. He refined his in a commercial kitchen, which gives you a bit more leeway than a home kitchen, thanks to the scale.

There's literally a Milanowski family blade. That's really something else.

Rob has a rich heritage. Jack is a fucking mutt.

I like how Rob managed to get that grill screaming hot, even though it was 11 degrees outside.
 
Rob's dad almost has the exact handwriting my grandpa did. Sadly, my grandpa didn't write down his chili recipe, and I've never quite managed to hit it.
I feel you man, my grandma had dementia so all of the recipes she knew were lost to time and the ones we did have were written in German, we didn’t have a frame of reference for them. No matter how much we asked are grandma’s to show us how to make things or write down exact measurements she never did.

Moral of the story, choke hold your grandparents into giving you their recipes! don’t actually do that though.
 
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