Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.4%

  • Total voters
    386
It's almost like he's trying to hook up with them because he's a swinger. I feel so bad for his kids.
it's leakage of how he relates with other women he encounters - for whatever reason he associates social value with sexual mischief - that and/or has an exhibitionist bent that relishes subjecting his kinktales on those around him
 
it's leakage of how he relates with other women he encounters - for whatever reason he associates social value with sexual mischief - that and/or has an exhibitionist bent that relishes subjecting his kinktales on those around him
I think it's both. He could just do this swinging shit privately, but no, he HAS to let everyone else know. He's into the humiliation. Simple as.
 
it's leakage of how he relates with other women he encounters - for whatever reason he associates social value with sexual mischief - that and/or has an exhibitionist bent that relishes subjecting his kinktales on those around him
He very clearly thinks that making "sexual jokes" every other sentence is the only way to be entertaining and liked as a person. I've actually had to tell coomer brained perverts like that to knock it off IRL because its not endearing or "funny weird and quirky" nor is it being a "contrarian for laughs" it's just embarrassing and annoying. It's like their brain becomes so rotted by porn and coom that its all they think about and it manifests in their speech patterns and personality 24/7. Probably quite similar to troons actually.
 
I used to enjoy Elijah and Sydney back in the day but it's weird seeing the "depraved conservative" arc Nick and Elijah are going through - even down to Elijah having gay chemsex history - so all this joking in open air and covering themselves in innuendo seems like their only way to flak out the actual smut and depravity of their actions

it's interesting reflecting on the cuckbeard and how every male toober he came in contact with has melted in compounding cuckfails

how many years ago did we have Howard Stern? these guys have to get on air, say niggerfaggot a few times, and then move on to their regular content to appease their base
 
Is it just me or does anybody else think that his constant "Let's laugh at ..." announcements are retarded, infantile and cringe after posting the same thing for years.

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it's leakage of how he relates with other women he encounters - for whatever reason he associates social value with sexual mischief - that and/or has an exhibitionist bent that relishes subjecting his kinktales on those around him

He very clearly thinks that making "sexual jokes" every other sentence is the only way to be entertaining and liked as a person. I've actually had to tell coomer brained perverts like that to knock it off IRL because its not endearing or "funny weird and quirky" nor is it being a "contrarian for laughs" it's just embarrassing and annoying. It's like their brain becomes so rotted by porn and coom that its all they think about and it manifests in their speech patterns and personality 24/7. Probably quite similar to troons actually.
If Nick didn't get some sort of gratification (either sexual or sadistic) from subjecting people to his gross and perverse nature he never would have asked Kyle Rittenhouse if he preferred futa with or without balls. That goes beyond cluelessness, it goes beyond disrespect, it is intentionally making someone uncomfortable because you enjoy having that power over them.

On an unrelated note, I wonder how Nikki has so much trouble booking guests.
 
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Is it just me or does anybody else think that his constant "Let's laugh at ..." announcements are retarded, infantile and cringe after posting the same thing for years.

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It's very cringe, particularly since I've learned that Nick's example of 'funny' is attending an underwear party in a gay bar. Haha. Hoho. Hehe etc. At this stage, ol' Biden is probably more fit than Rekieta.
 
Actual racists are funnier / more clever.
I wish people would realize this, genuine racists are pretty rare, and maliciously genuine racists rarer still.
Most people have better things to worry about than whinging about groups of people. That's why a lot of them end up with idiots like Torswats. Jobless, basement dwelling smelly freaks. Also, being racist towards every race, kind of makes you not a racist. At least that's how I see it.

Is it just me or does anybody else think that his constant "Let's laugh at ..." announcements are retarded, infantile and cringe after posting the same thing for years.

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>Senile old turd
Who? Like the one that rhymes with Dick Lickieta?
 
As a married man whose marriage has a couple of years on Nick and the same amount of children, but most of mine are older I can confirm this.
I think if my husband started walking around and sharing our sex life in such detail to other people ESPECIALLY OTHER WOMEN. I would borrow my grandmas cast iron skillet and have a talk with him
 
That goes beyond cluelessness, it goes beyond disrespect, it is intentionally making someone uncomfortable because you enjoy having that power over them.
It's also even more disturbing if you think about how he's a 40 year old father saying that kind of stuff to a kid barely out of his teens. Would he be cool with some random man saying that stuff to his son or daughter?
 
It's very cringe, particularly since I've learned that Nick's example of 'funny' is attending an underwear party in a gay bar. Haha. Hoho. Hehe etc. At this stage, ol' Biden is probably more fit than Rekieta.
Yes, time for me to pull this "recent" one as a refresher.


Reminder that in this video we can see Balldoman doing real time "it's funny" copes and that more people should actively make fun of him.
 
If Nick didn't get some sort of gratification (either sexual or sadistic) from subjecting people to his gross and perverse nature he never would have asked Kyle Rittenhouse if he preferred futa with or without balls. That goes beyond cluelessness, it goes beyond disrespect, it is intentionally making someone uncomfortable because you enjoy having that power over them.

It might be a power thing. He clearly has this weird obsession with that. My favorite theory on it is that he fried his brain on shrooms while doing exhibitionist stuff in Jamaica. So now everything is about recreating that excitement. Whether watching someone go from uncomfortableness to enjoyment or just his own gratification, I don't know.
 
Most thirteen year olds know yapping about sex with anyone and everyone, for every and/or for no reason, at all times is not socially appropriate. Rekieta is like thirteen year old who never learned this.

All I want is to have fun, and I want EVERYONE to enjoy themselves and have fun at least as much as I do if not more. I never want to make anyone uncomfortable for any reason, and if you get uncomfortable well, buddy that's on you. I just love making people uncomfortable because it's FUNNY to me, and also PISS PEOPLE OFF for LOLs. I am the nicest guy you'll ever meet. I am very transparent and straightforward, but also complex and idk if you autists can fucking get that. I don't know what to tell you guys, it's a conundrum. You will never understand... because you can't, but I hope you make a million dollars. That would be funny if you know what I mean.
 
The drunk State of the Union stream was fantastic. Joe Biden was more coherent than Rekieta as the President didn't devolve into drunken sighs multiple times.

While the show could be summed up as Biden says something and Nick responds with "Fuck off and die, you retarded NiggerFaggot" there are some highlights.

- Nick suggests that the President has unilateral authority on all foreign issues and therefore does not need to go to Congress to pass a bill to further fund support for Ukraine or manage immigration.
- He confuses NATO with the UN and states that Russia is in NATO. He is later corrected but he doesn't care.
- Nick does not care about the number of manufacturing jobs in the US. He just wants cheap, quality products.
- Denies the importance of any kind of wealth gap between any group.
- Claims that Biden will not follow through on his border bill and will hire new border security just for them to not enforce border laws.
- Believes that Joe Biden has not lost any children despite one of them dying in a car crash at the age of 1 and another dying of brain cancer.
- Gets confused at the pro-immigration rhetoric of "we all come from somewhere", responding with "some came in your [Biden's] mom" or " I literally come from Houston, Texas".
- Rants about Biden's narrative on the Selma March of 1965, Nick believes that Biden is claiming one of his guests, who sung prayers at the march, was responsible for getting the Voting Rights Act passed.
- Stopped reviewing the State of the Union at about 80% of the way through it. He plans on reviewing the remainder of it on Saturday.
 
Reminder that in this video we can see Balldoman doing real time "it's funny" copes and that more people should actively make fun of him.
Meanwhile Matt from Fuddbusters is literally physically cringing from Cuckieta's embarrassing shit.
- He confuses NATO with the UN and states that Russia is in NATO. He is later corrected but he doesn't care.
Why would anyone bother listening to this fucking retard who is now wrong about absolutely everything he says because he's brain charred to the level of some fucking ape?
 
Why would anyone bother listening to this fucking retard who is now wrong about absolutely everything he says because he's brain charred to the level of some fucking ape?
At this point it'd be entertaining (sorta) to count up anything he actually gets RIGHT...

If you did a drinking game based on his statements, drinking only when he was correct, you'd definitely stay sober...
 
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