Ralphabankruptcy Arc - "Where'd all the money go?"

[make_it_so]

how in the fuck did ethan oliver ralph hit the bankruptcy arc before fucking chris-chan? lmao

Christine is a digital computer goddess, after all. Fortune favors her.

Ralph declares bankruptcy with the Killstream his only asset.

How much would it sell for? Does Jim have enough hat money to buy it
Do you get a hog included with the purchase?

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Best outcome is that Josh buys it for pennies, and uses it to further expand his Lolcow LLC empire.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

When Ralph dies who is the Killstream going to be inherited by? Xander or Rozy? Who’s going to be the poor child forced to carry that gunt

 

[Frank(en) Castle]

When Ralph dies who is the Killstream going to be inherited by? Xander or Rozy? Who’s going to be the poor child forced to carry that gunt

Xandah will be forced to carry the Gunt. Ralph will demand on the napkin that will serve as his last will and testament, that only the male heir to the Rage Pig be allowed to assume ownership of his legacy.
So of course, the Vickers will then sell the rights to Meigh and Rozy for a single penny as one final "Fuck You" to Ralph's corpse.

 

[TheButcherknight]

Time to fill up some job applications Ralph.

Just imagine, Ralph getting his first real job at age 39

Good luck. Places are only hiring part time. That big blank spot in job experience is going to be rough.

Fixxing to...

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

Good luck. Places are only hiring part time. That big blank spot in job experience is going to be rough.

Fixxing to...

The saddest part is is that Ralph probably can't fill out or read the Spanish job applications even if he wanted to. I can't fathom moving to a foreign country and not putting in any effort to learn the language other than "Torta" and "Xanax, Por Favor"

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Time to fill up some job applications Ralph.

Just imagine, Ralph getting his first real job at age 39

Ralph can’t work in Mexico because he doesn’t have a Work Permit. He has Temp Residency, but you have to have that AND apply for/be granted the Work Permit before being able to work in MX.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Christine is a digital computer goddess, after all. Fortune favors her.
Best outcome is that Josh buys it for pennies, and uses it to further expand his Lolcow LLC empire.

Someone could buy it and just use AI to generate an endless stream of compu-gunt raging about news. Whatever audience is left would likely not even notice the difference.

 

[make_it_so]

Someone could buy it and just use AI to generate an endless stream of compu-gunt raging about news. Whatever audience is left would likely not even notice the difference.

Has someone ever thought to train a ChatGPT on Ralph's content?

I mean, obviously it would have to be old content, of course. Training it on his current content would simply result in outputs that are 90% blank page/ellipsis interspersed with the occasional stream of cursing and misspelled words.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Has someone ever thought to train a ChatGPT on Ralph's content?

I mean, obviously it would have to be old content, of course. Training it on his current content would simply result in outputs that are 90% blank page/ellipsis interspersed with the occasional stream of cursing and misspelled words.

As it happens people on this very forum did it.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Has someone ever thought to train a ChatGPT on Ralph's content?

I mean, obviously it would have to be old content, of course. Training it on his current content would simply result in outputs that are 90% blank page/ellipsis interspersed with the occasional stream of cursing and misspelled words.

bish muffuguh ionscare jawshmoon petafile dick bish ralphamale
Two of those tokens are the same, so you can probably get ralph's lexicon one hot encoded into a length 7 rank 1 tensor

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph's recent shows have not done a great job of helping him beat the broke nigga allegations

 

[Beavis]

Ralph's recent shows have not done a great job of helping him beat the broke nigga allegations

He can’t get to $100 anymore without faking low energy cash app donos.

 

[FinnSven]

Ralph can’t work in Mexico because he doesn’t have a Work Permit. He has Temp Residency, but you have to have that AND apply for/be granted the Work Permit before being able to work in MX.

With all due respect to Mexico as a country and economy;

Here in the diverse EU, the general rule on qualifying for a work permit means that you are there for a specific role, and that the role is unable to be filled by anyone within the job market already.

Guessing that Mexico has similar rules in place, surely there isn’t a job Ralph could do there that couldn’t be filled by a current Mexican or other legal resident?

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

With all due respect to Mexico as a country and economy;

Here in the diverse EU, the general rule on qualifying for a work permit means that you are there for a specific role, and that the role is unable to be filled by anyone within the job market already.

Guessing that Mexico has similar rules in place, surely there isn’t a job Ralph could do there that couldn’t be filled by a current Mexican or other legal resident?

He’d be required to either provide proof of a legitimate offer from a Mexican company, already under contract to a Mexican company, or proof of “significant investments” in Mexico.

He hasn’t even made the jump from Temp Residency to Permanent Residency, (and I sincerely doubt he’ll ever be able to do it), so there’s no way he’s going to be able to get a Work Permit.

You know, with all this talk about how Gunt isn’t paying his taxes in the US, I haven’t seen anyone ask if he’s paid his taxes in MX. They DO have Income Tax in MX and even if you’re a non-citizen you’re required to file in MX if you’ve made ANY money in MX, (like streaming from a shitbox rental in exchange for superberries). US Expats have to file returns in the US and MX. Since Gunt hasn’t done that in the US in many years it stands to reason he hasn’t done it in MX either.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan Ralph will lift 16lbs (extra 1 lb) just to spite you ayelawgs. Enjoy bankruptcy.

 

[Wolfkiller Jr.]

He’d be required to either provide proof of a legitimate offer from a Mexican company, already under contract to a Mexican company, or proof of “significant investments” in Mexico.

He hasn’t even made the jump from Temp Residency to Permanent Residency, (and I sincerely doubt he’ll ever be able to do it), so there’s no way he’s going to be able to get a Work Permit.

You know, with all this talk about how Gunt isn’t paying his taxes in the US, I haven’t seen anyone ask if he’s paid his taxes in MX. They DO have Income Tax in MX and even if you’re a non-citizen you’re required to file in MX if you’ve made ANY money in MX, (like streaming from a shitbox rental in exchange for superberries). US Expats have to file returns in the US and MX. Since Gunt hasn’t done that in the US in many years it stands to reason he hasn’t done it in MX either.

He has neither the income nor the savings to qualify for permanent residency in Mexico. If he depletes the savings that qualified him for temporary residency, he will lose that option too.

 

[FinnSven]

He has neither the income nor the savings to qualify for permanent residency in Mexico. If he depletes the savings that qualified him for temporary residency, he will lose that option too.

So rent boy Ralph arc when?

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Anyone here that thinks Ralph is going to go bankrupt is smoking the copium. Did you all forget what country he is in? Surely, Ethan Oliver Ralph, Editor-in-Chief of the Ralph Retort and winner of more bowling trophies than Johm Potter, Harry Morris and Jim Metokur combined, will find the mythical city of gold, El Dorado, and become wealthy beyond his wildest dreams.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I'm sure with this resume and experience Ralph could find much success in the fast paced industry of pig shit shoveling waste management.

 

[FinnSven]

Anyone here that thinks Ralph is going to go bankrupt is smoking the copium. Did you all forget what country he is in? Surely, Ethan Oliver Ralph, Editor-in-Chief of the Ralph Retort and winner of more bowling trophies than Johm Potter, Harry Morris and Jim Metokur combined, will find the mythical city of gold, El Dorado, and become wealthy beyond his wildest dreams.

If Ralph actually found El Dorado, he would mess it up so hard that it leads the unintended consequence of introducing so much gold into the world economy that gold would become worthless.