Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

Feraltroon jack poster, try to go 5 minutes without shitting out a college degree essay on a drama gossip forum no one fucking cares about to read challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
 
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Scuttlefuck said:
Copepost of the week
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Colon capital V said:
Seetherald no. 1
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Montenegro supremacist said:
Seetherald no. 2
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The more buttmad posts you make, the more motivated I'll be to type essays. You inironically need to read article 5 of the 4chan shitposting guide again in case you never saw it in the /qa/ days:
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Also, let me use this post as another opportunity to ramble for my entertainment. And yours too. Let's talk Kleki. I've already stained my good name with shit by interacting with xher using my tripcode.

Not that I'm in love with xher or anything of the sort, but she made me think what it's like to be a female with Asperger's and what it would be like to date one. I can imagine it'd be a shitshow. No, I want to date and start a family with someone normal. You know, we've already discussed the "extreme male brain" theory in regards to autism, and this contrast stuns me. If a person with Asperger's is supposed to be on the opposite side of those with empathy, imagine how much of a disaster it'd be to date someone who has Asperger's and is extremely empathetic? I shudder to imagine it. Not that I have a good grasp of what it means to have empathy. People, including my mommy who does everything for me, is just another 0, another 1 in my fucking program. I can imagine her dying horrifically and it doesn't make me cry. Sure, it'd be a disaster for me since she does everything for me, but that's it.

I'm cold. I have Asperger's and my father has always neglected me, obviously it's his fault for all my problems, haha... A common trope in lolcows I'm afraid. But no, I want to become a real man and raise my sons to be the exact antitheses of their flawed father and cretinous grandfather. So, I wonder what struggles spergy females go through on the daily. I think it's kind of a "who gives a fuck" type of thing, I heard females with Asperger's are actually more sexually active than their normal counterparts. I hope I don't fall in love with one, honestly. Sounds like torture. If I have the ability to love, that is.

P.S. I don't even want to "shitpost", I genuinely believe I am contributing to the thread and you're just seething about it.
 
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Fräulein Troonjak said:
a testament to the failure of zoomer meme culture?
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I'd say the Sharty and /qa/ are one of the few parts of it that's actually created something funny and enduring. Otherwise it's just Tiktoks, ebonics speak, weird reddit shit like r/196, and maybe the odd 4chan screencap. And the garbage that gets regurgitated on meme pages on the more normie side of the 'net.

Going on a bit of an unrelated tangent, but i don't even think the sharty even has much of a presence at all on the normie web. People will use soyjaks sure, but it's usually earlier variants like 'plier, OG soyak, or Eat the Bugs/Feraljak. Or it's "uncomprehensible woahjacks", and they don't get the in-jokes and often alt-right dogwhistling from CHUDS. And definitely doesn't seem to have the awareness from normie meme culture that 4cuck still has.
 
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Dr Sprokeberg said:
I'd say the Sharty and /qa/ are one of the few parts of it that's actually created something funny and enduring. Otherwise it's just Tiktoks, ebonics speak, weird reddit shit like r/196, and maybe the odd 4chan screencap. And the garbage that gets regurgitated on meme pages on the more normie side of the 'net.

Going on a bit of an unrelated tangent, but i don't even think the sharty even has much of a presence at all on the normie web. People will use soyjaks sure, but it's usually earlier variants like 'plier, OG soyak, or Eat the Bugs/Feraljak. Or it's "uncomprehensible woahjacks", and they don't get the in-jokes and often alt-right dogwhistling from CHUDS. And definitely doesn't seem to have the awareness from normie meme culture that 4cuck still has.
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Hmm, yes, I suppose ev&oe it's being made out as this super meme that everyone sees, it's not true. However, I'd say the Party is becoming very visible in the normiesphere through social media and notably the Booru. You'd be surprised how many people go from having seen something like a Feraljak, then start googling around, and end up in the Party.
 
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Montenegro supremacist said:
Can somebody just get him thread banned already? No wonder Froot hates you.
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This has shown me exactly why he was removed from doing it for free on the 'clarty. How he ever got on the team to begin with is astounding considering there's literally nothing funny or valuable about him. He is the epitome of the exact issue I mentioned in my first post on this thread. 'roons really do it xemselves.
 
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Touch Of The ‘Tism said:
99% of the time you’re completely right, but that was a good post in my opinion. I agree with what he says 100%
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I honestly didn't read it, and I don't plan on going back to do so. I stopped reading his posts shortly after he started even posting in this thread. I'm not even opposed to the 5 double gulp fuck me massive walls of text, because I don't have ADHD. There's just not really anything worth reading, because it's self centered autism nonsense. He might be right (0.002% of the time), but that doesn't make him any less boring to interact with. I can see people who aren't accustomed to this particular type of autist finding his posts amusing, but I just think there's something missing to actually make these seetheralds. Also I'm pretty much convinced that he's just that same akoima guy from way earlier in the thread. You can literally watch as the guy slowly shifts into it. This comes from reading this entire thread until now in the course of 3 or so days on my off time. Just a gut feeling althoughiebeit.
 
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Scuttlefuck said:
*delusional projection*
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MarMar049 said:
>singular "they"
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You're a stupid tranny.
Montenegro supremacist said:
If somebody makes 99 shitty posts and one good post.
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Who are you to judge? Look at your own post history for Christ's sake. All coally one-liners. Meanwhile you don't have the faintest idea of how much effort I, a passionate poster, put into shitposting and LARPing and arguing with myself all the while contributing to the thread? Do you know how much effort I spend typing essays? Do you know how much time I spend asking questions to myself, doing background research, formulating hypotheses, fact-checking, finding data that agrees with my model? I'm an expert, a veteran, and you should take me more seriously. Or not.
 
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