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When will cousin Britney Spears come for a visit? 

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Welp, that settles it. She's officially Skylan now. I wonder if Sammie refused to help her mom with the baby unless she got to name her that?Lol Sammie gets butthurt about Darnell being ugly but wants skylander to look like him. Sadly she has no good genes to choose from, good luck kid.
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SHES GETTING AMBER LAYRGSNow I know this post is OLD because I'm going thru the thread but what in the fuck are THOSE
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They are both totally bog standard white trash phenotypes. It’s like they all come@ZB927 Holy shit show! No wonder Dalton sticks with Kim, she’s a clone of his bio mom.
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Take any of that hag’s pics at random and it’s Kim in 20 years if she lives that long. Good god. Dead eyes and all. Uncanny.
Note that not once does she show her teeth.
Cuzin Marshall Mathers is bringing her.When will cousin Britney Spears come for a visit?![]()
setting aside the brain-broken psychosis of sarge, which is kind of a different category, i think gladys is probably the most evil presence on this thread. her sadistic mistreatment of her kids coupled with her unrepentant, arrogant attitude make little white kimbo look like parent of the year.
if the sammieverse was a tv show gladys would be the secret mega-supervillain introduced in the cliffhanger for the next season, where it turns out what had seemed like the main bad guy was actually just a pawn of some previously hidden, far worse threat. she's been lurking in the murk behind the scenes all along.
also i think the sammieverse feature on mati more or less conveyed the vibe of the thread-- arkansas, facebook, fat ladies, neglected kids born out of interracial wedlock, a colorful and confusing interconnected cast of thousands...
Beat them at BEST. Trade them for drugs is the feeling I get from her.Gladys looks like the type of person who would beat her kids. Yikes.
What's more surprising to me was that her mum didn't intervene and make her choose something normal like she did with Lucy (don't know if this is confirmed though or just the assumption, because it's unlikely that someone keen on naming her imaginary kids Genesis Printhas, Aiser and Blueivy would suddenly have a change of heart and go with Lucy Jane after a relative instead. Bently is a dumb spelling but isn't terrible either). I guess on a scale of "normal name" to "wtf were you thinking" Skylan isn't that bad, and at this point her mother's just too annoyed at all the other shenanigans her daughter is getting up to, to really give much of a damn.For fucks sake, really... "Skylan" is the name?? After all the grandiose dozen dead baby names over the years, you choose Skylan??
Guaranteed, the court records posted that she punched her boy down in public and he was unconscious. Very depressing yet not surprising that she gets to be around her grandkids. I don't care much for kids being posted but at least it is nice to see some happy and healthy ones here, from her daughter that was adopted by a sheriff.Gladys looks like the type of person who would beat her kids. Yikes.
It's as though I just took a seat at the Algonquin Round Table.
Kim herself has diabetes as well (unsure if T1 or T2), also uncontrolled, which resulted in her last pregnancy (twins in a bicornate uterus) ending in two deformed babies - one a stillborn...thing and the other a girl with sirenomelia (and iirc a severely cleft palate) who died an hour or so after birth. Kim also has the most Cushing's syndrome-ish body I've ever seen.
She's definitely still at Ma Shart's because she's not the only one taking care of Skynet. When I was a new mom, I barely had the extra energy to brush my hair, I definitely wasn't griping on social media with multiple accounts.Kim's new baby names hilarious. Its basically Aiden with an extra step.
Talk shit how sammie? Some people need a no nonsense conversation. Your making shitty poor choices. Grow up. I'd be talking shit to if these people were my relatives.
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