Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[daffodils]

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[Fapcop]

“If you want to talk about seething and balldo expertise, Nick’s your guy!”

I really like Sean, who seems like a genuinely decent guy. Not just because he refuses to pile on Rekieta when he’s down, but also because his seemingly disgusted reaction to the Dear John stream.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I would be more lenient but it has been years, they have been throwing money at fucking Mersh of all people, and they do that shit that auto plays some random garbage after what you're watching ends. MATI replays are always up immediately there while it takes a while for Odyssey but being forcefully redirected to some dickweed I've never even heard of if I don't immediately click off when the replay's over is really fucking annoying and one of the main reasons I refuse to use Twitch anymore. Don't think there's a way to turn that off without signing up and fuck that noise.

Edit: There is, I stand corrected, it's still an annoying feature.

I switched to Kick for MATI replays. You do not get live rewind capability, but I rarely get to watch live.

I agree on the fact that they have had sufficient time to fix their issues and are very ill-focused on the real issues that they have.

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'Sean! Sean! Answer the question, Sean! What legal experience does Nick have, Sean! I'm asking you! I want to know! What legal experience does Nick say he has!'

-- A drunk retard asking Sean a question

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

even if we ignore the fact that Nick is a drunken retard who is speed-running ghoulification. Are we meant to believe that this man who doesn't know the difference between NATO and the UN ( geopolitics 101 and two organizations that are very relevant to current events) is giving his kids a decent education via homeschooling?

 

[Strix454]

even if we ignore the fact that Nick is a drunken retard who is speed-running ghoulification. Are we meant to believe that this man who doesn't know the difference between NATO and the UN ( geopolitics 101 and two organizations that are very relevant to current events) is giving his kids a decent education via homeschooling?

I doubt he teaches them anything. That is why he is so busy driving them around to people who do teach them. Nick has a creative writing degree from a "university" I personally wouldn't rate any higher than a community college. He also went to a not great law school.

He has also in the past spoke at great lengths about how he personally doesn't value education, schools or learning in general. He talked about normal schools spend too much time educating children and that real education can be done in a couple hours a day.

The wife is the one who seems to be motivated about the kids, their education and their future. I think Nick would be fine if the girls found careers on onlyfans and the boys became junkies.

 

[DumbDude43]

He talked about normal schools spend too much time educating children and that real education can be done in a couple hours a day.

this is true, but it's mostly because normal schools have like one teacher teaching 30 children at a time and being required to slow down the pace of teaching to a level that acommodates the dumbest child in the room
if you just teach your own kids you can achieve much better results in much less time

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

I doubt he teaches them anything. That is why he is so busy driving them around to people who do teach them. Nick has a creative writing degree from a "university" I personally wouldn't rate any higher than a community college. He also went to a not great law school.

He has also in the past spoke at great lengths about how he personally doesn't value education, schools or learning in general. He talked about normal schools spend too much time educating children and that real education can be done in a couple hours a day.

The wife is the one who seems to be motivated about the kids, their education and their future. I think Nick would be fine if the girls found careers on onlyfans and the boys became junkies.

That's easy to say if you come from an extremely wealthy family and manage to get a job where you sit and drink yourself to death. I get that some people are more inclined to go down career roots that require more education and some are more inclined to go down roots that don't and that's fine. we all have our strengths and you should play to them, but if he truly does think like this it's absurd because it was his education as a lawyer that gave him legitimacy in the eyes of the audience and that's what allowed him to become successful. Without being a certified lawyer Nick would not be successful as a content creator. No one wants to hear him talk about anything outside the law and for good reason.

 

[DumbDude43]

That's easy to say if you come from an extremely wealthy family and manage to get a job where you sit and drink yourself to death. I get that some people are more inclined to go down career roots that require more education and some are more inclined to go down roots that don't and that's fine. we all have our strengths and you should play to them, but if he truly does think like this it's absurd because it was his education as a lawyer that gave him legitimacy in the eyes of the audience and that's what allowed him to become successful. Without being a certified lawyer Nick would not be successful as a content creator. No one wants to hear him talk about anything outside the law and for good reason.

yeah if he hadn't been a Real Lawyer (tm) then his early streams of reading and commenting on lolsuits would have gotten zero viewers, he wouldn't have had the opportunity to inject himself into the vic mignona situation, and nobody would have been interested in hearing his rittenhouse and depp trial commentary either

without the lawyer angle, what does he have left to offer? weekly cuck and bull talk with drexel? lol

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Sounds like Nick got a prove it deal with rumble.

He had a year to "prove it" already.

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

yeah if he hadn't been a Real Lawyer (tm) then his early streams of reading and commenting on lolsuits would have gotten zero viewers, he wouldn't have had the opportunity to inject himself into the vic mignona situation, and nobody would have been interested in hearing his rittenhouse and depp trial commentary either

without the lawyer angle, what does he have left to offer? weekly cuck and bull talk with drexel? lol

Exactly. His appearance of legitimacy when talking about legal issues is the only thing (or was) he has to offer to an audience. no one wants to hear about his sex life or his ill-informed drunken rambles on topic x or y. If people wanted to hear that the numbers would reflect that or the weird drunk guys who won't stop talking to you about schizophrenic topics at the bar/nightclub would become millionaires overnight

 

[Local Wordmason]

“If you want to talk about seething and balldo expertise, Nick’s your guy!”

I really like Sean, who seems like a genuinely decent guy. Not just because he refuses to pile on Rekieta when he’s down, but also because his seemingly disgusted reaction to the Dear John stream.

Taking the high road is always the best option when dealing with narcissists like Nick. I know from experience, you just have to starve them out, and not give them a single bit to work with. That way, if they have a problem with you, its on them. Nobody will blame you for cutting them off in the end.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

I'm reposting this here from the Suno thread, because I'm satisfied with how it came out, and feel like my fellow Kiwis will enjoy it.

"Rage Against the Twig."

I noted it in my OG post too, but the high pitched screaming at the end really makes it seem like the singer was castrated mid-song, a la Rackets style.

 

[Space Pope]

Coomalot has once again failed to make it out of qualifying for the race tonight.

https://www.arcaracing.com/2024/03/08/starting-lineup-general-tire-150-at-phoenix-raceway/

Some discussion of this is occuring in the CG thread.

This faggot lost out in qualifying to a 16 year old girl.

 

[AnOminous]

If people wanted to hear that the numbers would reflect that or the weird drunk guys who won't stop talking to you about schizophrenic topics at the bar/nightclub would become millionaires overnight

You Scandinavian incel prudes just don't understand how HARD it is to be drunk and completely wrong about everything all the time while also being an utter asshole!

'Sean! Sean! Answer the question, Sean! What legal experience does Nick have, Sean! I'm asking you! I want to know! What legal experience does Nick say he has!'

-- A drunk retard asking Sean a question

Maybe it wasn't a great idea for Nick to have an utterly unhinged struggle session with Sean where he screamed in his face insanely about stuff other people had done.

I don't think Sean found that style of argumentation persuasive or charming.

 

[Chibitzen]

this is true, but it's mostly because normal schools have like one teacher teaching 30 children at a time and being required to slow down the pace of teaching to a level that acommodates the dumbest child in the room
if you just teach your own kids you can achieve much better results in much less time

If they teach them at all. Some schools are making core classes into electives because they suck at that too, apparently.

That's easy to say if you come from an extremely wealthy family and manage to get a job where you sit and drink yourself to death. I get that some people are more inclined to go down career roots that require more education and some are more inclined to go down roots that don't and that's fine. we all have our strengths and you should play to them, but if he truly does think like this it's absurd because it was his education as a lawyer that gave him legitimacy in the eyes of the audience and that's what allowed him to become successful. Without being a certified lawyer Nick would not be successful as a content creator. No one wants to hear him talk about anything outside the law and for good reason.

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this:

Taking the high road is always the best option when dealing with narcissists like Nick. I know from experience, you just have to starve them out, and not give them a single bit to work with. That way, if they have a problem with you, its on them. Nobody will blame you for cutting them off in the end.

Yes, this is called "grey rock"

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

This faggot lost out in qualifying to a 16 year old girl.

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This guy is a danger to himself and others on the track. They gotta ban him for life!

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I made another shitpost video. I hope you kiwis (and you too Nick) like it.


THE FALL OF REKIETA LAW


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The date block indicates page 3337. Guess I was a little optimistic on the page count when finishing this up.

>Female Spartan
It’s the little things that elevate a shitpost.

“If you want to talk about seething and balldo expertise, Nick’s your guy!”

I really like Sean, who seems like a genuinely decent guy. Not just because he refuses to pile on Rekieta when he’s down, but also because his seemingly disgusted reaction to the Dear John stream.

I think the thing that separates everyone else from Rekieta is that everyone else has at least a decade worth of experience in their field. Nick never interned and basically opened up his own practice as a “door” attorney day 1. The reveal that he basically threw a hissy fit at guys offering to give him a basement office and guidance he comes off as both an ungrateful prick and an inexperienced retard with a giant ego and AIDS.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

This faggot lost out in qualifying to a 16 year old girl.

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She crashed into another girl racer on the first lap knocking them both out of the real race.

 

[Not Who You Think]

He went from: “Me and my wife don’t have any naked pics of each other” to “So me and miss Rackets posted a pic of our ass on Locals yesterday…” in like a year or two.

It was' do not have nudes on devices connected to the Internet', not a total ban on having them, but I get your point.

In April of 2020, while covering idubbz with his good friend Drexel, Nick claimed to not have nudes of any kind and then went on to say that nudes shouldn't be on any electronic device whatsoever and those kinds of things aren't for anybody else and Drexel agrees lol:

Then about two years later Kayla teased nudes to Nick's locals before they both started lewdposting:




Keep in mind that prior to the lewd/bottle-bum posting, Drexel had already hinted that Nick was as (or somehow more) degenerate than he is. Also, Kayla and Nick had already been doing questionable things on the down low that could compromise their image as an example of a stable Christian marriage (gay bars/dick shows with Kayla). Nick and Drexel share a commonality in that they view themselves as a kind of virtuous degenerate and so they get to pick and choose what morality applies, and who it applies to, at any given time.

Nick was publicly parroting good advice (about not having nudes and such) that he apparently thought didn't personally apply to him. In any case, time and again, Nick has demonstrated that he tended to ape more than he understood in terms of morality, is very comfortable with his hypocrisy, and is therefore unlikely to take his own (good) advice.

 

[McMitch]

My dad has posited that Rekeita has been dyeing his hair.