Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[The Rats in the Walls]

Rats
Rats in the chat walls

 

[SaltyFanta]

I'm not sure if it's just seeing him in HD, but he looks really fucked up compared to last time I saw him. He's a lot older looking. I assume it's all the crack he's on. He's gone from looking like a 20 something dirtbag to slowly morphing into an old looking crackhead. It's like he's aged a decade.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

Rageman Jack - For the creatives types...

 

[Radiaux]

Wow, there's something wrong with him for sure.

 

[Rungle]

Wow, there's something wrong with him for sure.

nah hes fine man.

 

[Dyn]

I think Big Boss got into some crack laced with meth. Double uppers all the way to hospital baby!

I doubt it. Most people fire crack with a naked jet lighter, and that would kill any meth in it. It's also not a trivial thing to do, since meth doesn't wanna rock up into the soda in the first place.

 

[Radiaux]

nah hes fine man.

Ah yes, perfectly sane individuals. Can spot them from miles out.

 

[AnOminous]

I doubt it. Most people fire crack with a naked jet lighter, and that would kill any meth in it. It's also not a trivial thing to do, since meth doesn't wanna rock up into the soda in the first place.

That's part of the reason crack is so popular.

 

[Lazycunt]

I'm not sure if this has been said but why doesn't the dumb fuck buy a punching bag if he knows he's going to flip out all the time.

Fuck that's one crack fiend what's the odds on him either killing himself or killing his parents and going to jail after a shit job of covering it up

 

[Haramburger]

The CYBERGIRLZ vid on the front page has Bossman in it.
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came here to see if anyone else noticed, artist did a great job capturing the vibe that it was instantly recognizable. Now we know where some of those legal fund donations came from, successful artists from inside the threads

 

[Dyn]

That's part of the reason crack is so popular.

Meth is better in the first place, tho.

 

[Kees H]

Money's in guys! Lets get this mo.... FUCK I LOST IT ALL WHY BRO WHY THIS IS SO UNFAIR

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[Black Spruce]

I've done a fair bit to prevent permanent wrinkles from appearing on my face. I am very close to Bossmanjack's age and seeing him with those forehead wrinkles even at a neutral expression terrifies me. I know it's his crack addiction. But kiwis. Do what you can to maintain a youthful appearance. Assuming you're still youthful. Keep your body in as good a shape as is reasonable. You have plenty of years ahead of you to look like an old fuck. But not many to look young. Keep off the hard drugs, guys.

 

[Jelli]

The ratbots in the chat ruining the nice chill vibe of freebase cocaine and floor nugs.

I kinda want to do an experiment on the bmj chat and work out the percentage of ratbots during one of these giveaways.

If 5 out of the last 12 giveaways were socks that means 41.67% of people who request handouts are socks. With a sigma of 0.1418.

Ai is telling me it would take 12 million 2$ kino rolls to have a 50% chance of having 1m$

It says the probable payout for 12m kino rolls is 40k.

Math is fun when computers do it for me

 

[spacko]

Somebody gift that poor fucker Poker Night at the Inventory
Neverfuckingmind, it along with the sequel was delisted and the keys go for $70 or something equally retarded, lmao.

What gives, was it copyright related?

The license for the various characters was a ten year one iirc.

Still can be found via other means.

Telltale went bankrupt in 2018-2019 and got bought out by LCG entertainment, a holding group who probably took one look at the costs involved for the licences for most of their catalogue and just said "nope" and will sit on them until they themselves get bought out

poker night 1 and 2 have characters from eight other franchises, including venture bros (adult swim) and borderlands (gearbox). the inflation on those two alone... just for a $10 game that people only buy when its on sale for $2 just for the TF2 items. its a shame because despite being mechanically bad, Poker Night had good writing and fuckin atmosphere man, and could have been easily become a prolific series

fortunately they're still selling Telltale Texas Hold 'Em for a buck

now that i think about it, i would fucking love to see BMJ playing a single player gambling game with no real money on the line but thats not how he rolls

 

[Deranged Jew]

I've done a fair bit to prevent permanent wrinkles from appearing on my face. I am very close to Bossmanjack's age and seeing him with those forehead wrinkles even at a neutral expression terrifies me. I know it's his crack addiction. But kiwis. Do what you can to maintain a youthful appearance. Assuming you're still youthful. Keep your body in as good a shape as is reasonable. You have plenty of years ahead of you to look like an old fuck. But not many to look young. Keep off the hard drugs, guys.

Not for nothing but the booze will do it too

 

[The Punished Mitch]

I've done a fair bit to prevent permanent wrinkles from appearing on my face. I am very close to Bossmanjack's age and seeing him with those forehead wrinkles even at a neutral expression terrifies me. I know it's his crack addiction. But kiwis. Do what you can to maintain a youthful appearance. Assuming you're still youthful. Keep your body in as good a shape as is reasonable. You have plenty of years ahead of you to look like an old fuck. But not many to look young. Keep off the hard drugs, guys.

Im not saying crack is good for your general appearance, health or skin but truth be told a lot of it is genetic, just like your life expectancy you can tweak it a little either by taking care of yourself on the upside and by really abusing yourself on the downside but most of it is predetermined at birth and solidified during your early childhood years.

 

[Kees H]

MOMMA DUKES JUICED, LFG! Little 25 juicer, that will last him 2 seconds.

The other "streamer" Raffade he blocked gets called out here, who paid for a shoutout, and is now getting shat on by our nigga. But it's hard to start as a streamer bro, he's not shitting on every small streamer, frfr no cap ong.

 

[PonderosaPete]

The whole jaw thing means he's "jonesing". His brain is fried from dopamine. The moment he lacks external stimulation ( probably can't naturally produce his own or in such small amounts) he begins to tense up drastically.

 

[Lokenstien]

After the winner of the "$60 feature giveaway" (not actually a giveaway) turns out to be a sock account 3 times in a row, Austin has a really weird and bizarre freakout: (video)

He looks terrified of himself. Like he knows he wants to just tazmanian devil his room and turn his wall's into cardboard dust but is just aware enough to know he can't so he ends stream vibrating with rage instead. I also can't imagine the constant stream of nicotine, cannabis and caffeine micro withdrawals help with his mental state.