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This does not get said enough, but man, I really fucking hate reddit and reddit culture.

Ot try and ask a question in a hobby or technical sub or something and it looks like it posts, it's an active sub, but you get no replies because you don't have whatever arbitrary number of faggot points for your post to be visible in this particular sub. Also there is no vbb board anymore on the rest of the internet for your hobby/vehicle/etc.

To ask how to flash your old router or do wheel bearings on your new Mitsubishi mirage you're probably first going to have to post in r/aww, I recommend that pic of the black guy walking his kids to school or something of the sort
 
This does not get said enough, but man, I really fucking hate reddit and reddit culture. Trying to make a comment on a sub only for it to get swept up by one of the 500 filters that auto-delete your comments without telling you why forcing you to try and figure it out really makes you wish the site would just burn to the ground already because it is literally designed to breed retards.
Barring the gay filters and restrictions all over the website, I have to reaffirm that Reddit's culture is the worst and it is, unquestionably, a breeding ground for retards. Reddit's modus operandi is to have no subtlety whatsoever, nor nuance, yet front as the most wisened entity on the Internet.

Its users are in a constant battle to correct, outwit, and out-pun one another, so there isn't actual discussion being had. It's instead: how do I make myself seem like the smartest person in this thread?

If someone makes comment that is clearly sarcastic in nature — doesn't even have to be mean spirited — some mouthbreather will be quick to pounce and say "uh, you dropped this /sneed" effectively ruining the joke for everyone reading, and this behavior is endorsed, even seen as hilarious.

In the absence of on-the-nose humor that you'd only find clever if you were literally autistic, the comments are emotionally charged and just as unreadable. Redditors also belong to that group of people who love getting angry over shit. They feign intelligence all day long without having even a shred of emotional intelligence to help them evulate what's worth raising their blood pressure for. You can't go near a political forum or thread without getting radiation poisoning, and you can't enjoy lolcow sects of the site because Redditors will be frothing at the mouth, baffled and irate that the person exists. The discussions ultimately devolve into: "this person is a fucking piece of garbage because I deserve what they have and they don't" or "I have bone cancer, PCOS, DID, ADHD, Autism, rickets, leprosy, and I still work 48 hours a day. I hate this person because they don't work/suffer as much as I do."

Reddit, like Tumblr, cultivates an environment where perpetual victims can thrive off fake attention. Mental disorders and general incompetencies are seen as virtues. We have so many screenshots of embarrassing, power-leveling profiles in this thread because you can make a killing in upvotes just by crying and bitching how much your life sucks, and how none of it is your fault.

Also, Reddit formatting is obnoxious. This is a weird point to make, and it goes beyond what 4chan refers to. Redditors type in this pretentious way, like they're giving a speech from a pulpit, in how they choose to isolate sentences. They do this with jokes too. They truly believe every damn thing they say is important.
 
It's instead: how do I make myself seem like the smartest person in this thread?
Well, that one's super easy, barely an inconvinience.

Just drop a snarky comment, regardless of how correct, clever, or thought out it may be, to anyone that disagrees with you, then block the other guy so they can't respond, leaving with you with the last word.

Reddit's block is the most attrocious implementation of the feature I have ever seen in literally any website, its ripe for abuse it and it genuinely has ZERO use other to form echoambers and bubbles, and it literally doesn't even pretend to serve any other purpose.

For those who don't know, if you block someone, they can't see your comments OR respond to them, but you CAN respond to and see theirs just fine. You can just shit on someone all you want, and if you block them, they can't do shit to defend themselves or call you out, or even see you shitting on them.
 
Redditor brags about tampering with customer food. Anyone who rightfully calls it disgusting and illegal gets downvoted for "yelling at fast food workers".

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Redditor brags about tampering with customer food. Anyone who rightfully calls it disgusting and illegal gets downvoted for "yelling at fast food workers".

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do I even need to say it?

At my old restaurant job, there were some real cunts we served. It felt bad to let them get away with no repercussions, but I always prepared their food normally because tampering is a barrier you should never cross.
 
Here's some fresh degeneracy.
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So after thinking about it and bringing it up constantly for months, my fiancée has decided we will officially go down the road of having her bull impregnate her. I support her decision 100% down this path.

Her bull has stayed over the last few nights as they hammered out the details and plans for how this will work. As of now, they have come up with a list of rules (see below).

Now, we are not sure how feasible ALL of these things will be with our busy lives, so she may adjust them, but as of now, here is what they came up with:

I won’t be allowed to cum or be allowed out of my cage at all while they’re trying

I won’t be allowed to sleep in the master bed with her while they’re trying

I’ll give our bull foot rubs/neck rubs/massages on command when he’s over

4.once a week I’ll clean his apartment, do his laundry, and have his car cleaned/detailed

I’ll keep our fridge/pantry stocked with some of his favorite foods/snacks/drinks

(My fiancée hates how “gross” his feet are) so once a week I will give him a full pedicure (shaving off dead skin, cleaning up toe nails, etc etc)

(My fiancée doesn’t like his unkept bush) so once a week I will trim/shave his pubes/balls for him

Once a week or maybe every other week depending how busy, I will plan a romantic date in public for all three of us so she can show off having 2 men

I will refer to our bull as “Sir”

She has also “joked around” with me about me fluffing him and offering him BJs… we’ll see how much of it was actually a joke lol

Let me know what you guys think, if you have any suggestions, questions, comments etc etc

Thanks!
 
This is one of those cases where I really, really hope this is just the typical reddit fap-fiction, because jesus christ. I do not want to exist in a world where people like this are real.
I would hope, but his user page has a quite a few other posts in other femdom subreddits as well.
 
(My fiancée doesn’t like his unkept bush) so once a week I will trim/shave his pubes/balls for him

She has also “joked around” with me about me fluffing him and offering him BJs… we’ll see how much of it was actually a joke lol
It's 2024, I thought we were at the point where you could just be gay without doing all this extra work or having a pretend marriage.
 
I would hope, but his user page has a quite a few other posts in other femdom subreddits as well.
This is one of those cases where I really, really hope this is just the typical reddit fap-fiction, because jesus christ. I do not want to exist in a world where people like this are real.
Decided to check his profile post history to see if this is some kind of troll and/ or some strange form attention seeking.

Out of 23 posts, only one them isn't related to femdom/ cuckoldry. And it's from 3 years ago while the rest of his posts are from 2 months ago. The fact that is account was inactive for 3 years and then suddenly became active again for exclusively posting about femdom & cuckoldry is quite suspect. There's also the general nature of these posts, seeming to exaggerated & stereotypical to believable at first.

But overall, I'm inclined to think that this isn't attention-seeking and is probably a case of the Redditor getting cucked and joining an online community of other cucks as part of a coping mechanism to make himself feel less pathetic.

Some highlights:
 
Reddit's block is the most attrocious implementation of the feature I have ever seen in literally any website, its ripe for abuse it and it genuinely has ZERO use other to form echoambers and bubbles, and it literally doesn't even pretend to serve any other purpose.

For those who don't know, if you block someone, they can't see your comments OR respond to them, but you CAN respond to and see theirs just fine. You can just shit on someone all you want, and if you block them, they can't do shit to defend themselves or call you out, or even see you shitting on them.
I think the worst part is they culturally enjoy this aspect. Any disagreement, no matter how slight, has to end with one party going total war, leaving a 10K screed about the other person ending with "blocked!".
 
This might be my new favorite group of redditors, ones incapable of dealing with the fact that they do not have a foreskin anymore and relentlessly sperg about it. How many oppression points is does having the skin of your dick cut off get you? I need just a few to reach righteous rage
Ironically this is one of those weird obsessions often associated with alt-right types. We had @*Asterisk* here who was obsessed with the issue. But it's about being a complete and total victim because of some utterly trivial event, so it is still peak reddit.
 
But it's about being a complete and total victim because of some utterly trivial event, so it is still peak reddit.
The weird insanity some types build around even petty issues is bonkers. Victim mentality really is at the core of so much of the bullshit in this world, and I'm either too autismo or too normal to empathize with it in the slightest.
 

This might be my new favorite group of redditors, ones incapable of dealing with the fact that they do not have a foreskin anymore and relentlessly sperg about it. How many oppression points is does having the skin of your dick cut off get you? I need just a few to reach righteous rage

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Idk, of all things redditors cry victim about genital mutilation as an infant is probably the most legitimate one.

Circuimcision really does fuck the penis up and massively reduces sensitivity with the keratinization that occurs as a result.
 
But overall, I'm inclined to think that this isn't attention-seeking and is probably a case of the Redditor getting cucked and joining an online community of other cucks as part of a coping mechanism to make himself feel less pathetic.
I can sort of empathise with the way they try to cope. The man has lost control of every aspect of his life, so is trying to regain some semblance of that control by reframing his current circumstances as something he wants and enjoys. It's corrosive to the soul, though, to lie to yourself so fundamentally. He must know, deep down, that there was a moment to take control of what was happening and either lay down a boundary or leave this woman, and he must constantly be tormented by the fact that he never took it. I suppose I shall have to content myself with the fact that these people engineer their own hell on earth...

Reddit is basically a massive propaganda farm at this point now that it's an election year.
Always has been.
 
Idk, of all things redditors cry victim about genital mutilation as an infant is probably the most legitimate one.

Circuimcision really does fuck the penis up and massively reduces sensitivity with the keratinization that occurs as a result.
The whole point of the practice is to induce a traumatic response in the infant to make him more controlable by the tribe. Some scars and loss of functionality are just the visible part. There should be some more civilized way to cause massive pain in babies in current year.
 
Idk, of all things redditors cry victim about genital mutilation as an infant is probably the most legitimate one.

Circuimcision really does fuck the penis up and massively reduces sensitivity with the keratinization that occurs as a result.
Fair point but the melodramatic redditor waxing poetic about his dick skin is funny
 
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