DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil talking about the "improvements" that he's made to his streams screams of still being on level one (since they're the most basic of things any beginner should know), but now Phil has essentially bought some cosmetic DLC that doesn't do anything to the overall gameplay.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I also think there's so validity to Doody's theory that Phil is missing Monday nights now cause the two are doing couples therapy. Kat has to hate the condition she's in. Probably got fat cause she's not getting attention. Phil has to be completely disconnected.

It’s a Doody Theory, so it’s automatically retarded for a few reasons.

1. The fat faggot and whale-mom-horse-Wife aren’t leaving the house more than once a week.

2. Fat Kat is too autistic to even consider something like couples therapy.

3. Phil isn’t paying for couples therapy. Not in a million years. She looked that way on her last stream because she’s a mentally immature cunt.

3. Kat didn’t get to school bus size because she’s unhappy. She got fat because Phil introduced her to the life of a fat retard.

They do EVERYTHING out of convenience.

Short hair so she doesn’t have to maintain it
Paper plates so they don’t have to wash dishes
DoorDash so they don’t interrupt their own cooming
She chose Phil because she didn’t have to pay rent and she got attention

I’m sure there’s more I’m forgetting, but theres a .00000001% chance these fat retards will handle anything in a mature manner. Couples therapy is something only machure aduhlts would do

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He loses and whines like a bitch when he loses, but tries to integrate Tekken lingo like he knows what the fuck he's talking about.

What? You mean to tell me Hellsweeps aren't colloquially known in the Tekken community as "that rolling spin kick"? That The Guy who claimed every stream that he plays "high level ranked matches" and that he's a "Tekken veteran" yet he doesn't know how to spot which throw break to use, a system that has remained unchanged since fucking Tekken 3 (that he claims he played competitively), is a fraud?

 

[Iron Hamster]

To no one's surprise, Phil bitching about DST YET AGAIN. Fuckhead really wants that extra hour of gin and WWE Champions. Stupid gubmint! Why can't they get rid of it because I said so?

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and it's the absolute laziest complaint possible since clocks set themselves now.

he's such a fucking retard. why does he say "muh streams start an hour later" instead of saying my stream starts at 12 PM PST or whatever fucking time he starts his worthless shit at

It's even stupider when the majority of viewers are American, almost all our clocks change, and he starts at the same time regardless. The Euros are the only ones possibly affected.

 

[DeeTracktor]

I also think there's so validity to Doody's theory that Phil is missing Monday nights now cause the two are doing couples therapy.

Fucking hell

 

[Very Honest Content]

Oddly shaped head Phil can't hang in Tekken 8 either. Next up, fightcade thanks for the money dummies ragequit in two or less streams, then, back to the hugbox of Super Turbo Street Fighter 2. Thus the circle will be now complete, again, and the excuse cycle begins to run from the start anew signalling the dawning of another begacy loop.

 

[I don't say the N-Word]

Probably got fat cause she's not getting attention.

More likely it's because she was eating like a barnyard animal, but in larger quantities.

If Phil starts dropping games because they're too hard OR they're unpopular what's left? Just walking simulators with constant hand holding?
I don't see how he'll square that with his decision to play non-RPG games more often.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Imagine rage quitting as soon as you stop playing against paste eaters and start needing to know shit

 

[Fapcop]

Phil’s complaints about “ahnline” in regards to Tekken and SF are so boomer tier ridiculous.

“But that’s how the game is played ahnline…”
“And this mashing works ahnline...”

As if somewhere there was a huuuge community of people who all come down and play offline every evening:

He just can’t get it through his oddly shaped head that this is how the game is played. There’s no “ahnline”.

It’s like hearing grandpa go off on Spotify, because he had an 8track back in the day. The man is in his 40ies but sounds like a 70 year old half the time.

 

[Cherry Dude]

Phil’s complaints about “ahnline” in regards to Tekken and SF are so boomer tier ridiculous.

“But that’s how the game is played ahnline…”
“And this mashing works ahnline...”

As if somewhere there was a huuuge community of people who all come down and play offline every evening:

He just can’t get it through his oddly shaped head that this is how the game is played. There’s no “ahnline”.

It’s like hearing grandpa go off on Spotify, because he had an 8track back in the day. The man is in his 40ies but sounds like a 70 year old half the time.

It's just DSP's autism manifesting in the "old = good" mindset.

Chris is the exact same way with his "good old hand drawn art" and "hand written letter" autism.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Oddly shaped head Phil can't hang in Tekken 8 either.

Oddly shaped is right. How the fuck can the back of your head and neck be a straight line?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I seem to recall Panda and DSP running into a (possible!) detractor in the mall.

The guy didn’t even really have time to say anything negative, just a: “Oh look it’s DSP?” And Phil immediately went into ultra bitch mode. Looked down, increased speed from “autistic waddle” to “BUILDING ON FIRE autistic waddle” and yelled to Panda: “DONT SAY ANYTHING!”

It was Phil and Kat at IKEA.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

The only people who don’t understand DST are literal retards so it makes sense why he has to explain it every year.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Oddly shaped is right. How the fuck can the back of your head and neck be a straight line?
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It looks as if he has a small caveman-like brow in this shot.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

RIP the dents who uploaded tekken vids to help Phil. Should have done that last week idiot, what is he gonna do with this now

 

[Fapcop]

RIP the dents who uploaded tekken vids to help Phil. Should have done that last week idiot, what is he gonna do with this now

It’s the developers fault dood!

They made Tekken with its hundreds of moves per character too accessible!

 

[PenskeMaterial]

It looks as if he has a small caveman-like brow in this shot.

He does. It's why his eyebrows sit higher up than before. His brow is swollen.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Next up, fightcade

He ain't touching fightcade

“And this mashing works ahnline...”

He, himself proved this wrong with all his mashing. Makes one wonder if that's why he's suddenly concerned about noise filters. Since his mashing can be heard.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

I know we all know its a scam, but how does any dent fall for this react shit, who wants to show someone a video you like only for them to say nothing and then skip half of the vid
How do these retards not spaz out from this

 

[Balr0g]

Phil talking about the "improvements" that he's made to his streams screams of still being on level one (since they're the most basic of things any beginner should know), but now Phil has essentially bought some cosmetic DLC that doesn't do anything to the overall gameplay.

And he will hapr on those improvements for weeks to come challenging everyone "seee i did improve and it is way better now". Just like with his Direct Capture shit, he was harping for weeks "Look at me i did it and it is so much easier now for me"