DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

I loved watching him impotently smash his controls each time he got his shit pushed in. Truly a pathetic sack of pig shit.

 

[OliverKlozoff]

1. still calls it his Ahffice
2. He has to apologize to his wife for being late.

This man truly got buckbroken by Tekken 8.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

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That is one out there definition of 'toxic' Phil my man

 

[NotValKilmer]

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1. still calls it his Ahffice
2. He has to apologize to his wife for being late.

This man truly got buckbroken by Tekken 8.

That ahffice will be his tomb in ~10 years when he gets perfect KO'd on the latest fighting game and blood pressure spike finally causes him to stroke out and die on stream. Retard Kat will be gone or more likely already dead too, killed by her own fat heart. There will only be one dent paypig watching and he'll jerk it to Phil's corpse before just closing out the stream window.

 

[Fapcop]

Guess we might as well get comfy for the new era of DSPahliticks, easy turnbased RPGs played rigurously on normal at half the speed a casual gamer's wife would be able to do it, and walksims. For fuck's sakes, OIC, light a fire under the Pigroach's ass already. Tell him no money for Doordash unless he picks multiplayer games only.

Thank you dear fellow farmer, for delivering the ultimate magnum opus on DSP and Tekken!

That was… Something!

 

[kiwirevolving]

"shift"?

is he now pignosing himself into thinking he works double shifts 6 days a week?

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

If Phil could get his dents to pay him to play single play history mode on fighting games he would. Like with the new mortal kombat.

He is so thin skin and a man child that he cannot get any confrontation or frustration. That is the reason he run away from Mike Clum and Keemstar. Can you imagine how the arguments with Khet must be? Phil only know how to be Pahsive Agressive or dumb ironic.

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"shift"?

is he now pignosing himself into thinking he works double shifts 6 days a week?

"Blue collar streamer"

 

[Dragoonism]

I know he is, but lately I've found Phil to be more lazy and self-entitled than he usually has been and he showed that quite clearly on his "chill" Tekken 8 stream last Friday.

It is well known that Phil thinks that everyone that isn't a pro player is below him, and even some pro players as well, so he shit talks other players left and right happily, but when did he ever start expect other pöayers to go easy on him so that he could "learn" how to use a character? His opponents wants to win, not teach him!

When you think he hit the bottom, he just keeps on sinking, he is a former "professional" fighting game player that learned the type of game in arcades, but now he sits on his fat ass and tells his chat to tell him how to beat an opponent.
How would people in a arcade react if he suddenly turned around and started asking them how to win the match he was playing? He would be the laughing stock of the place and before anyone could answer the match would be over, but here Phil thinks that if he know what he should have done to beat player X 30 min ago, he can easily beat player Y later on.

 

[Balr0g]

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"shift"?

is he now pignosing himself into thinking he works double shifts 6 days a week?

That's rather old he has been saying this shit for at least 2 years now. But he is doing all this back breaking hard work so he has to pretent he works justr as hard as others. He is like Hasan just not as rich

 

[Fapcop]

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"shift"?

is he now pignosing himself into thinking he works double shifts 6 days a week?

“The late shift” lol!

Phil is working double time man! 16 hour days mass producing those robust, mahture play throughs.

In case of war, if a wartime economy needs to be instituted, Phil’s business is ready! Khat will join the workforce and a THIRD
SHIFT, will be added, pumping out that kahntent 24/7.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

What sort of brain damage do you need to have to find DSP unironically entertaining?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The only shift Phil works is the one involving his ass when he's rocking in his chair.

 

[Fapcop]

What sort of brain damage do you need to have to find DSP unironically entertaining?

I reckon the same kind of brain damage that also got you SSDI.

I have TRIED watching Phil and it’s near unwatchable given how long everything takes.

You need to watch three hours to get an hour of gameplay.

Phil has a point to make, that would take you and I two sentences?

Welcome to a ten minute gabfest that’s likely to include lines like: “Now back in the day…” “Just being hahnest here but… INSERT ASSHOLE OPINION” and of course an underhanded beg or two.

The only way to watch him is through clip channels, or if it’s something like Tekken or Warzone where you know there’ll be some action.

 

[Corpun]

That is the reason he run away from Mike Clum and Keemstar. Can you imagine how the arguments with Khet must be? Phil only know how to be Pahsive Agressive or dumb ironic.

He and Khet don't argue, I doubt they even speak to each other regularly. If they do have conflict Phil just meekly agrees because he is a massive pussy and pushiver in person. When Keem was on SideScrollers Phil kept sucking up to him and kissing his ass and being a nice guy, once he got back to his hugbox he was shitting on Keem like Keem had come over and burnt his house down.

I have to come to the conclusion that if a dentractor found Phil in person and recorded the encounter secretly, Phil would be a massive pussy and shuffle off in a real autismo timidness.

Don't ever forget this is a guy who was telling people 20 years ago to eat shits out of his ass if they disagree with him and talked tough, only to break down like a bitch when Jaha was going to beat his ass. Dude's a fucking massive pussy.

 

[Iron Hamster]

So earlier today on a pre stream rambling, phil did mentionned that he played the old starwars battlefront games...

This might be something not really worth of note except it made me realise there's a pattern with how phil reacts to remakes and remasters: Everytime a remaster is annonced phil suddenly starts to LARP as if he did play all the original games at the time of their release despite being clear proof he didn't.

It's just so strange he acts that way everytime like clockwork. all of that just to appear like an oldfag to three dents that don't see through his transparent LARP...

He also likes to present as the property's biggest, bestest phan.

2. He has to apologize to his wife for being late.

because the midnight meal was now an hour late. And with daylight savings coming....................

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"shift"?

is he now pignosing himself into thinking he works double shifts 6 days a week?

he is The King of Using Words Wrong

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

I know he is, but lately I've found Phil to be more lazy and self-entitled than he usually has been and he showed that quite clearly on his "chill" Tekken 8 stream last Friday.
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It is well known that Phil thinks that everyone that isn't a pro player is below him, and even some pro players as well, so he shit talks other players left and right happily, but when did he ever start expect other pöayers to go easy on him so that he could "learn" how to use a character? His opponents wants to win, not teach him!

When you think he hit the bottom, he just keeps on sinking, he is a former "professional" fighting game player that learned the type of game in arcades, but now he sits on his fat ass and tells his chat to tell him how to beat an opponent.
How would people in a arcade react if he suddenly turned around and started asking them how to win the match he was playing? He would be the laughing stock of the place and before anyone could answer the match would be over, but here Phil thinks that if he know what he should have done to beat player X 30 min ago, he can easily beat player Y later on.

The worst part is that he fucking knows better.

In the fighting game community, if you have shit to say about another player, either drop some money on that match or shut the fuck up. Dude has spent THOUSANDS on money matches, and has consistently gotten his ass kicked, yet still has the audacity to talk shit.

DSP's worse than a scrub. Scrubs talk shit, but have no interest in learning the game or getting better. They're shit, and they know it. What makes Phil different is that he has no intention of learning games whatsoever, but also thinks he's God's gift to fighting games, and because of that, he's owed victories from his opponents. He fights a bunch of morning players in Tekken 8 and talks shit, but he's not playing Korean players from oversees who put the grind out and crush Tekken on the fucking daily. He loses and whines like a bitch when he loses, but tries to integrate Tekken lingo like he knows what the fuck he's talking about.

We label players like these Clowns in the fighting game community, because they think they're fucking godlike, but stack more L's than Tetris. LTG fits into this category, also; big talk, but sucks scrote, loses on the regular, and buries his L'a under a boatload of excuses. I'm glad he dropped Tekken 8. Phil doesn't deserve to play good fighting games.

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"shift"?

is he now pignosing himself into thinking he works double shifts 6 days a week?

He has to.

Hasan Piker does this kind of shit too. They have to set up the illusion that their jobs are hard by using job lingo to sell how "hard" they "work." Break Phil's "job" down and he's literally paid to sit on his ass and play video games. Zero work and zero effort. And he knows it. But if he says that's what he does, then it'll make him look as lazy as we all know he is.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

He and Khet don't argue, I doubt they even speak to each other regularly. If they do have conflict Phil just meekly agrees because he is a massive pussy and pushiver in person. When Keem was on SideScrollers Phil kept sucking up to him and kissing his ass and being a nice guy, once he got back to his hugbox he was shitting on Keem like Keem had come over and burnt his house down.

I have to come to the conclusion that if a dentractor found Phil in person and recorded the encounter secretly, Phil would be a massive pussy and shuffle off in a real autismo timidness.

Don't ever forget this is a guy who was telling people 20 years ago to eat shits out of his ass if they disagree with him and talked tough, only to break down like a bitch when Jaha was going to beat his ass. Dude's a fucking massive pussy.

I have to agree with the detractor channels, they probably argue all the time and it's Kat that starts it. You can tell that she's unhappy. The indicator was that last coop like a dragon stream. People pointed out that her body language was that of someone who just got done arguing. I also think there's so validity to Doody's theory that Phil is missing Monday nights now cause the two are doing couples therapy. Kat has to hate the condition she's in. Probably got fat cause she's not getting attention. Phil has to be completely disconnected.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

To no one's surprise, Phil bitching about DST YET AGAIN. Fuckhead really wants that extra hour of gin and WWE Champions. Stupid gubmint! Why can't they get rid of it because I said so?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

he's such a fucking retard. why does he say "muh streams start an hour later" instead of saying my stream starts at 12 PM PST or whatever fucking time he starts his worthless shit at

 

[Fapcop]

He and Khet don't argue, I doubt they even speak to each other regularly. If they do have conflict Phil just meekly agrees because he is a massive pussy and pushiver in person. When Keem was on SideScrollers Phil kept sucking up to him and kissing his ass and being a nice guy, once he got back to his hugbox he was shitting on Keem like Keem had come over and burnt his house down.

I have a feeling Khat is the asocial one, judging by their streams together.

Phil will wait by the fridge to ambush her once he’s off the stream, or seek her out in her room to give her a personal version of his DSP pahdcast.

She’ll nod politely, give him a few “Mhmm” and then Phil will pull out his phone and start to whale WWE Champions, while Khat is watching YouTube on her tablet: Quality time!

I have to come to the conclusion that if a dentractor found Phil in person and recorded the encounter secretly, Phil would be a massive pussy and shuffle off in a real autismo timidness.

I seem to recall Panda and DSP running into a (possible!) detractor in the mall.

The guy didn’t even really have time to say anything negative, just a: “Oh look it’s DSP?” And Phil immediately went into ultra bitch mode. Looked down, increased speed from “autistic waddle” to “BUILDING ON FIRE autistic waddle” and yelled to Panda: “DONT SAY ANYTHING!”