DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Please talk him back into playing more Tekken. You don't go spewing about "RPG Fatigue" and then include BG3 again and then axe the only game that offers any variety to your streams that isn't a card mini-game.

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Can't reply but I love when he accidently kills himself. But he's clearly not the button masher or anything.

Nevermind, bye Tekken :(.
 
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he said that we're going to have a discussion about what to do about tekken on Saturday's podcast. looks like he's already made an executive decision and is just gonna waste time asking for people's thoughts.
An excuse to do what he considers 'work'. Just sit there and have money handed to him.
 
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These two were LIMBed.
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The best part is him pouting that nobody in his chat was telling him what to do. Most likely because they know if they point out what he's doing wrong he'll snap and ban them. He really thinks he's too good to just go into training and practice with characters and learn their kits.
He actively doesn't want to learn, someone was telling him what to do in chat and he got butthurt because they were using the move name instead of the button notation and then probably LIMBed them. Later during a Yoshimitsu mirror match he complained the opponent was spamming an unbeatable launcher, then tried it himself, "oh but of course when I do the launcher he stuffs me" took absolutely nothing from the opponent giving him the answer he wanted
 
The best part is him pouting that nobody in his chat was telling him what to do. Most likely because they know if they point out what he's doing wrong he'll snap and ban them. He really thinks he's too good to just go into training and practice with characters and learn their kits.
"Tell me what to do / what I'm doing wrong" is bait, anyone that responds with constructive criticism or genuine advice just gets yelled at or flat out limb'd.
 
over $100 in tips before gameplay starts? wtf brought on this whaling? feelings of guilt from Phil's $25 tekken stream where he didn't have fun?
 
Thing is, he could totally make bank leaning into this shit if he wasn't also so supremely unlikeable as a person.
We've seen how much of a shitty actor Phil is. As much as he has tried to retcon that him raging and being retarded were part of a character also named Phil (he doesn't play characters or acts like an idiot on camera, btw, you always get the real, unfiltered King of Hate Phil, no gimmicks), it's better when he rages and then later tries to play it off as a minor inconvenience or something that happens because he's that passionate about games (even though most streamers don't act like toddlers but whatever, I guess they're not real gamers).
If he were to lean into it and rage for the camera, it would suck massive monkeyspank dick because Phil can't act. It would be a massive cringefest just like when he intentionally acted like a retard just for his dents to make shorts. Phil is at his best when he's being himself, just a loud, crybaby retarded keyboard warrior. Old Phil was entertaining because of that, he's not someone intelligent, skilled or insightful, and his idea of being honest is the idea a spoiler 6 y/o has when they are rude and tell their grandparents to fuck off and just go "WHAT?? I'M JUST BEING HONEST!!".

Which is why I have no doubt in my heart that he will start to try and lean into it the second one of his whales retires.
I feel like Phil's final stage prior to returning to Renton and throwing Dave and Linda's rotting corpses into the trash disposal and fucking it up will be him "realizing" he took himself so seriously for so long because he was an immature 50 y/o kid and will try to embrace his meme status, and in true Phil's fashion, he will attempt to make skit gameplay segments after having shifted to pahlitiks and react to himself content trying to re-capture the second thing he's most known for but failing and just looking pathetic.
 
Tekken 8 being sent off to banworld because of low tips it's toxic. So, just to recap, within the last year, Phil has bought:

- Street Fighter 6 x2
- Mortal Kombat 1
- Tekken 8
- a second joystick
- new buttons for his joystick

This man is an idiot.
The game is "toxic" and it has nothing to do with the 40 year old man punching his arcade stick and calling all his opponents pieces of shit. My favorite part from that entire segment was how it's somehow the audience and his opponents that make it toxic and not him. Peak DSP.
 
The game is "toxic" and it has nothing to do with the 40 year old man punching his arcade stick and calling all his opponents pieces of shit. My favorite part from that entire segment was how it's somehow the audience and his opponents that make it toxic and not him. Peak DSP.

Dood, he did nothing wrong! It's all the button-mashers who don't know how to play the game!
 
Tekken cope is off the charts as he announces that he's quitting the game. Turns out these modern fighting games don't reward "natural talent" like Phil has, they only reward time investment and as a variety streamer Phil just doesn't have time to learn how to actually counter these spamming morons, he's got hot new games to play.
 

The delusions are growing stronger with each and every day.
Fighting games today: any retard can pick it up, no arms? Go ahead, just press some buttons.
Fighting games when Dave was a "pro": hard work, discipline, muscle memory, skill, natural talent, intelligence in your head, skill of execution.

Let's hope Dave's back is okay because I'm worried with how much he sucks himself off, he's gonna hurt himself
 
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