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Your_deadname_here said:
The troon brain trust at r/MtF share their experiences with estrogen and how it morphs bone structure into magic woman pelvis. One troon thinks by doing high impact workouts, they might cause micro fractures causing coke bottle hips.
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Do their doctors tell them this crap or do they just gaslight each other into believing it? One of life's great mysteries.
 
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Your_deadname_here said:
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the most clockable one of all?

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They always think that by putting on badges of femininity (nails, make up, a dress, etc) that they transform into a woman. They don’t seem to realize that even a woman with no makeup, an oversized hoodie, and a deeper voice will still be seen as a woman, despite putting no effort into it.

It’s like the emperor’s new clothes, but only they’re in on it and then they get mad when nobody else automatically indulges their delusions.
 
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TruffleSpark said:
Do their doctors tell them this crap or do they just gaslight each other into believing it? One of life's great mysteries.
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the WPATH leaks showed it was part of the troon-cults esoteric knowledge, kept secret from the transphobic doctors.
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that even a woman with no makeup, an oversized hoodie, and a deeper voice will still be seen as a woman, despite putting no effort into it.
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Once worked with a woman who if you just saw a picture of her you might confuse her for some flavour of tranny weirdo. She was very ugly and had some sort of disorder that meant she often had a moustache and was balding, she didn't bother with make-up or fashion but indisputably a woman in the way she talked, moved and general bearing.

(I feel I may have sounded too cruel to her, she was a lovely woman)
 
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Once worked a woman if you just saw a picture of her you might confuse her for some flavour of tranny weirdo. She was very ugly and had some sort of disorder that meant she often had a moustache and was balding, she didn't bother with make-up or fashion but indisputably a woman in the way she talked, moved and general bearing.

(I feel I may have sounded too cruel to her, she was a lovely woman)
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Women who are unfortunately behind in the looks department are another casualty of troondom. Vaguely mannish women with pronouns on official documentation will probably have to deal with suspicions of being a man for an entire generation. Of course, it's always obvious when you meet them in person that they're True and Honest, but until then...
 
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Your_deadname_here said:
The troon brain trust at r/MtF share their experiences with estrogen and how it morphs bone structure into magic woman pelvis. One troon thinks by doing high impact workouts, they might cause micro fractures causing coke bottle hips.
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Notice how they're all basically saying "I strongly feel" or "I have no scientific background....but!", and yet none of these idiots are going to their doctor (most likely because the doctor will tell them their bones aren't morphing.) and asking for x-rays to see it.These people are desperate to convince themselves that estrogen is a magic potion that can turn you into a woman that at this point dont be shocked if they claim estrogen can turn their balls into ovaries.
 
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Iodine said:
> Seeing our kindhearted young boy become so hateful and angry ... this comes from a place of anxiety and loneliness
> We are considering limiting his access to the Internet

The trans husband also definitely doesn't pass because all teenage boys talk massive shit to their dads at that age. If he passed as a dad, he would deal with his son's bullshit himself and not ask his wife to cry on Reddit about it.
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Two women can’t understand why their thirteen year old boy is acting like a little dipshit. He’s thirteen. He’s testing boundaries and trying to assert difference from his parents like every teenage boy ever. They’d probably know that if either of them were actually men. Get them off the internet and into sports or youth groups is good advice for all teens, proto troons and edgelords alike.
 
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Jacques1194 said:
... at this point dont be shocked if they claim estrogen can turn their balls into ovaries.
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About that...
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This is what happens when you entertain the delusion. We need to stop all other medical research and turn balls into ovaries or an estrogen Pez dispenser goddammit.
 
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TruffleSpark said:
Do their doctors tell them this crap or do they just gaslight each other into believing it? One of life's great mysteries.
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It's like a tranny game of telephone, or like fishermen telling stories. They repeat what they hear and embellish each time so they can be even truer and honester women than the last troon.

I like how one of the retards likely gained 100lbs and then claims his hip bones grew a whole foot in diameter after 3 months of tranny bathwater.
 
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Your_deadname_here said:
The troon brain trust at r/MtF share their experiences with estrogen and how it morphs bone structure into magic woman pelvis. One troon thinks by doing high impact workouts, they might cause micro fractures causing coke bottle hips.
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"as well as during repair from damage and will respond and trigger development according to your hormonal composition at the time"
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So if anyone would beat them to pulp, the body would repair itself according to the hormonal composition? Finally some solutions. :)
 
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Your_deadname_here said:
The troon brain trust at r/MtF share their experiences with estrogen and how it morphs bone structure into magic woman pelvis. One troon thinks by doing high impact workouts, they might cause micro fractures causing coke bottle hips.
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It might just be my euro-brain calculating wrong, but with a 40 inch waist any workout that is not swimming is going to be high impact. If he fucks up his knees trying to widen his fat hips it is going to be tragic, and funny.
 
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Jacques1194 said:
Notice how they're all basically saying "I strongly feel" or "I have no scientific background....but!", and yet none of these idiots are going to their doctor (most likely because the doctor will tell them their bones aren't morphing.) and asking for x-rays to see it.These people are desperate to convince themselves that estrogen is a magic potion that can turn you into a woman that at this point dont be shocked if they claim estrogen can turn their balls into ovaries.
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Troon transubstantiation.
RonRiot said:
Two women can’t understand why their thirteen year old boy is acting like a little dipshit. He’s thirteen. He’s testing boundaries and trying to assert difference from his parents like every teenage boy ever. They’d probably know that if either of them were actually men. Get them off the internet and into sports or youth groups is good advice for all teens, proto troons and edgelords alike.
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Every kid does this. It starts very early. Toddlers will say they hate you and if you just shrug and move on, they cut it out and look for something else that will get a reaction out of you.

But it should really come as no surprise that troons, characterized by a fundamental misunderstanding of reality, make poor parents who lack understanding of child development.
 
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Your_deadname_here said:
The troon brain trust at r/MtF share their experiences with estrogen and how it morphs bone structure into magic woman pelvis. One troon thinks by doing high impact workouts, they might cause micro fractures causing coke bottle hips.
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The Troon grasp of biology is hopeful at best. It’s a hormone called relaxin that loosens ligaments. It doesn’t make your hips visibly broader, but it can loosen the symphysis pubis (the joint at the front of the pelvis) so much that pregnant women sometimes end up on crutches. Even that level of loosening is t visible from the outside - the pelvic joint are usually very rigid, they aren’t articulated like an elbow. Even just a couple of millimetres of loosening is agonisingly painful.
You cannot change the shape of your pelvis with oestrogen, lads. It simply doesn’t work like that.
 
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