@Fareal Tall Tales Appreciation Thread

[Tablet County]

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For context, this was first posted in the Marge "Ass-Eater" Pless thread.
I was confused too.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

The last few days an unironic Furry sex roleplay DM group got uncovered. Madre Muerte got outed as a complete degenerate being into animal porn and shitting himself. Then I learned today about a DM chain where people were talking about shit and posting pics of their shit. Now I just curiously stumpled into a slapfight thread and after a few posts I learn about a jew lady who gets people fired bc they were hitting on her bf but now she is married to a guy who shits himself and has kids who shit on the floor.

Lots of well adjusted people here on the Farms.

 

[Tablet County]

Now I just curiously stumpled into a slapfight thread and after a few posts I learn about jew lady who gets people fired bc they were hitting on her bf but now she is married to a guy who shits himself and has kids who shit on the floor.

Nuh-uh! That was all fake lol. Why would you believe something on the internet??? XD

 

[Jex]

Clean it up

 

[JambledUpWords]

How do you even manage to marry someone that can’t even poo correctly? With how big toilet bowls are, you’d really have to go out of your way to not get it in the bowl lol

 

[eatler]

How do you even manage to marry someone that can’t even poo correctly? With how big toilet bowls are, you’d really have to go out of your way to not get it in the bowl lol

If your a death fat you sometimes miss the bowl when landing. I knew a coworker, let’s leave it at that

 

[draggs]

Oh, you don't know?

YOUR ASS BETTER TELL SOMEBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[umami's milk]

YOUR ASS BETTER TELL SOMEBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

call*

but i agree. if your husbANd is pooping with abandon, do tell.

 

[Twinkie]

Clean it up

Don't be a hero buddy

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

NIGGER you're on the farms. Say it lke you mean it! Our sticker notifs died for this.

Now exercise your 1st ammendment rights and tell us!

But I did!

Kind of interesting shes been buzzing around with the moid hateporn that was uncritically accepted by pretty much the entire DMZ crowd, but now that shes outed its "clearly not a woman". No man would write a 3 page thesis on why not buying a birthday card is the road that leads to divorce.

I'm not someone "uncritically accepting" of "moid hate porn," so what does that have to do with me? AND I did not say anything was "clearly" anything, so fuck off with misleading quotation marks.

I've not bought the fairytales since day 1. And if you care you can search my comments and see they definitely indicated no "uncritical acceptance." 50-50 full of shit or an actual horrible person was my read, probably both.

Idk what the commenter is - man, woman, unique user, sock, troll, weirdo, "just bored at work," whatever. I don't know anyone passably normal, man or woman, who would write a book on birthday cards leading to divorce (and didn't read hers). I threw out "3." as one possibility, not an "I just bet that lying liar who lies must absolutely be a man."

OK?

 

[Gay Baby Jailer]

OK?

Fair enough, I don't know your post history well enough. I had a bit of a gamer moment seeing other people defending this autism.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Level with me: do you actually, hand on heart, believe the Jews are running an international conspiracy via the banking system to send immigrants to vaccinate your kids? (sorry, some of your posts are really hard to follow)

I don't think you really want to know my answer to some of this.

 

[Dyn]

Making up all that stuff for no reason is a questionable thing to decide to do.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

The last few days an unironic Furry sex roleplay DM group got uncovered. Madre Muerte got outed as a complete degenerate being into animal porn and shitting himself. Then I learned today about a DM chain where people were talking about shit and posting pics of their shit. Now I just curiously stumpled into a slapfight thread and after a few posts I learn about a jew lady who gets people fired bc they were hitting on her bf but now she is married to a guy who shits himself and has kids who shit on the floor.

Lots of well adjusted people here on the Farms.

Something tells me that convos like that staying in DMs is actually a good thing.

 

[Teghern]

This is the 2nd time I've started to doubt a poster's spiritual integrity and they've publicly outed themselves as a retarded, always trust your senses guys.

 

[God of Nothing]

This is the 2nd time I've started to doubt a poster's spiritual integrity and they've publicly outed themselves as a retarded, always trust your senses guys.

many users should be ashamed they didn't see it sooner
"he poo-poo, pee-pee'd on the floor" should've set you off if the dozen other ridiculous domestic abuse stories didn't

 

[Teghern]

many users should be ashamed they didn't see it sooner
"he poo-poo, pee-pee'd on the floor" should've set you off if the dozen other ridiculous domestic abuse stories didn't

I admit believing it was a legit pseudo-battered wife clouded my judgement, until it didn't, it was all so viable.
Shame on them for their lies, creative writing is fun and all but this level of sheer dishonesty is indictive of deeper darkness I think, I hope for their sake the kids aren't real.

 

[God of Nothing]

I admit believing it was a legit pseudo-battered wife clouded my judgement, until it didn't, it was all so viable.
Shame on them for their lies, creative writing is fun and all but this level of sheer dishonesty is indictive of deeper darkness I think, I hope for their sake the kids aren't real.

she'd say she was a battered wife on one hand and praise women's agency in the other
that should've let you know it was nonsense
the first thing you do when you find out you're in an abusive relationship is to get the fuck away than bitch about it on the internet

 

[SentinentCloud]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sweet-...curator-group-conspiracy.174505/post-17895025

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>i am commited Zionist


i have said, i have foretold, the KIKE invasion of the farms is happening, i blame the israel vs palestine thread

protect your foreskins with your life

 

[Teghern]

she'd say she was a battered wife on one hand and praise women's agency in the other
that should've let you know it was nonsense
the first thing you do when you find out you're in an abusive relationship is to get the fuck away than bitch about it on the internet

Nah sometimes they leave, mostly they don't, whinging about it is something they all do though.

Honestly it just would have been really nice if there was an escape arc or an "I stopped being a cunt and saved my marriage" story.