US US Politics General - Discussion of President Biden and other politicians

 

[Betonhaus]

But what sort of attack would make them call off the election? Maybe escalating one of Biden's wars to WWIII is just inevitable. We've already seem some floating that nuclear war wouldn't be so bad.

The Biden-Harris administration is full of crazy and senile people so their plan is not guaranteed to be well thought out. But this is more likely their fantasy plans blowing up in their face because they could not conceive the notion that their tricks and deceptions will work in in a vaccum.

 

[ForTheHoard]

The Biden-Harris administration is full of crazy and senile people so their plan is not guaranteed to be well thought out. But this is more likely their fantasy plans blowing up in their face because they could not conceive the notion that their tricks and deceptions will work in in a vaccum.

Some things are just too retarded, even for clown world. If the United States and Ukraine suspend their presidential elections over war time concerns while Putin wins his election by a blowout, I will eat my hat. Some of you have been around here long enough to know what happens when you break promises about eating hats, and I assure you, I will not let you down.

Bookmark it, pussies.

 

[Betonhaus]

Some things are just too retarded, even for clown world. If the United States and Ukraine suspend their presidential elections over war time concerns while Putin wins his election by a blowout, I will eat my hat. Some of you have been around here long enough to know what happens when you break promises about eating hats, and I assure you, I will not let you down.

Bookmark it, pussies.

https://www.magicaldaydream.com/2013/08/how-to-make-edible-nacho-party-hat.html

Better get ready just in case.

 

[Gehenna]

Some things are just too retarded, even for clown world. If the United States and Ukraine suspend their presidential elections over war time concerns while Putin wins his election by a blowout, I will eat my hat. Some of you have been around here long enough to know what happens when you break promises about eating hats, and I assure you, I will not let you down.

Bookmark it, pussies.

Let us clarify this oath. Will you be eating it if they try, announce it, and fail when SCOTUS slaps that down?

 

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Let us clarify this oath. Will you be eating it if they try, announce it, and fail when SCOTUS slaps that down?

I hadn't even considered the absolute peak clown world that would be the Biden Admin just unilatirally declaring "we can't have an election we might lose or the terrorists win" and the SCOTUS fast tracking that shit to a "no you WILL have one."

What happens when the blue states refuse to hold one while the red states do? In that instance Trump wins in a landslide but there's no way the blue states consider him legitimate, cause they didn't have a chance to rig the election vote.

Then it's rubicon time becuase if Biden forces it after all or somehow rigs out a win after that stunt there's no way the SCOTUS members survive 2025 doesn't get packed with Fani Willis tier simps.

 

[The Last Stand]

Unvetted gossip, but it looks like some FDNY are going to the reeducation camps:
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How many non political events have THEY crashed with their politics?

 

[ForTheHoard]

Let us clarify this oath. Will you be eating it if they try, announce it, and fail when SCOTUS slaps that down?

I was going to add fine print but didn't want to edit the post.

-Putin has to win his upcoming 2024 election with 75% or more of the popular vote.
-If the voting for Ukraine's already postponed 2024 election starts on Jan 1, 2025 or later.
-If open voting for the US 2024 presidential general election starts on Jan 1, 2025 or later in any state. By open voting, I don't mean early mail in or absentee. Voting starts on the first day in person polling locations are open to the public for the purpose of voting.

I would nail it down to every state's scheduled "election day" but 2020 blew that shit out of the water when they invented "election month."

To define "eating my hat," I'm going to purchase a non-edible hat, material yet to be determined. When I am done, the mass of the hat, in its entirety, will have passed through my upper GI tract. I haven't made my mind up on a delivery method yet. It also might be broken up into more than 1 sitting, but will be consumed in whole, with as much proof as I can provide without unintentionally doxing myself.

 

[Betonhaus]

Let us clarify this oath. Will you be eating it if they try, announce it, and fail when SCOTUS slaps that down?

I think we shouldn't give @ForTheHoard that easy of a chance and make the cutoff any public announcement that makes it to mainstream media. If Putin wins his election, Zelensky does not announce an election by the time his term ends (about May 15th), and the Biden administration announces they will suspend elections and sources like Fox CNN and MSNBC repeat that; Hoard will have to eat a hat that is not made out of food goods.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

I hadn't even considered the absolute peak clown world that would be the Biden Admin just unilatirally declaring "we can't have an election we might lose or the terrorists win" and the SCOTUS fast tracking that shit to a "no you WILL have one."

What happens when the blue states refuse to hold one while the red states do? In that instance Trump wins in a landslide but there's no way the blue states consider him legitimate, cause they didn't have a chance to rig the election vote.

Then it's rubicon time becuase if Biden forces it after all or somehow rigs out a win after that stunt there's no way the SCOTUS members survive 2025 doesn't get packed with Fani Willis tier simps.

That would be called karma. SCOTUS cowered when it mattered most and then they get fucked by the guy they let cheat in the first place.

If Trump wins in this circumstance, he should declare Mar-a-Largo the new capital.

 

[HackerX]

Unvetted gossip, but it looks like some FDNY are going to the reeducation camps:
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This will absolutely raise morale in the organization and definitely won't have any negative side-effects.

 

[Absolutego]

Some things are just too retarded, even for clown world. If the United States and Ukraine suspend their presidential elections over war time concerns while Putin wins his election by a blowout, I will eat my hat. Some of you have been around here long enough to know what happens when you break promises about eating hats, and I assure you, I will not let you down.

Bookmark it, pussies.

Look up the saga of @Techpriest on this site and consider if you're really prepared to deliver on eating a hat, because we will relentlessly hound you over it if push comes to shove.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Look up the saga of @Techpriest on this site and consider if you're really prepared to deliver on eating a hat, because we will relentlessly hound you over it if push comes to shove.

That's exactly what I'm referencing.

I'm also not talking about when the elections close. It's when voting starts.

 

[The Last Stand]

To define "eating my hat," I'm going to purchase a non-edible hat, material yet to be determined. When I am done, the mass of the hat, in its entirety, will have passed through my upper GI tract. I haven't made my mind up on a delivery method yet. It also might be broken up into more than 1 sitting, but will be consumed in whole, with as much proof as I can provide without unintentionally doxing myself.

Buy a winter hat.

 

[X Prime]

That's exactly what I'm referencing.

I'm also not talking about when the elections close. It's when voting starts.

As one of the people who vocally dismissed every Techpriest argument on the basis of him never eating the hat, rest assured that if I do not see righteous head-topper consumption, on video, I will never let you hear the end of it. Provided you lose of course.

 

[clipartfan92]

I'm going to purchase a non-edible hat, material yet to be determined.

To be clear, are you speaking of a hat that is meant to fit an average adult, human sized head?

 

[babadook]

Unvetted gossip, but it looks like some FDNY are going to the reeducation camps:
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"members can have political beliefs but they cannot make a job related occasion a political one"
"no one should be subjected to heckling based on political beliefs"

OH NO YOU FAGGOTS IF EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL THEN EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL

 

[Disc]

To be clear, are you speaking of a hat that is meant to fit an average adult, human sized head?

yeah, we don't want you to wuss out by getting a (((hat))).

 

[Betonhaus]

To be clear, are you speaking of a hat that is meant to fit an average adult, human sized head?

and one that encircles the entire head and not just the bald spot like the jew one?

 

[ForTheHoard]

As one of the people who vocally dismissed every Techpriest argument on the basis of him never eating the hat, rest assured that if I do not see righteous head-topper consumption, on video, I will never let you hear the end of it. Provided you lose of course.

Like I said I won't face dox myself, but I'm pretty sure I can provide reasonable proof of the deed being done. Also be aware that I'm not going to start biting chunks off the hat and chewing it like a goat. That's barely possible. I will likely shred it up and eat it with something. I considered a 4 course meal where every dish implemented the hat, but I figured someone would call it a cop out if I used a portion of the hat to smoke some fish.

To be clear, are you speaking of a hat that is meant to fit an average adult, human sized head?

Correct. Most likely in the style of a trucker hat, ideally made out of something that won't poison me. Like a cardboard lined bill instead of plastic. I could probably find some hippy shit made out of some plant fiber. Either way, the common conception of "hat" will be satisfied.

I'm very confident in my claim, but I'll never make a bet I'm not willing to lose, so coming up with a plan for losing is necessary. I also tried to be very deliberate in my language so there isn't an argument about it later.

If it comes down to it, I would humbly request a True & Honest Hat Eater tag, especially with how many non-hat eating frauds we have running around.

Not me...

 

[pwnest injun]

I'm surprised at how no one is talking about how the new Biden Labor Dept. rule is set to go into effect tomorrow and is going to completely fuck the gig economy to death. Millions of people who rely on gig work to make ends meet are about to be shut out. Meanwhile, Biden's law reducing non-payment penalties on credit cards to $8 is also going into effect. The result is going to be a whole fuck ton of people who can't pay their bills and won't pay their debts. It's like a perfect storm to fuck the economy, and it's probably why every billionaire and insider congress critter are exiting the stock market.