Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

The normies are being ballopilled, you love... hate to see it.
The normies are repulsed by the balldo and refuses to put it on.
The normies WILL put on the balldo. Whether they like it, or not.

 

[Captain Manning]

I stand in awe that hardly anything from this thread gets featured (leading a lot of people to misunderstand why Balldo won LOTY), but apparently we absolutely HAD to know that some furfag literally shit on a dinner plate.

 

[Father Balldo]

I stand in awe that hardly anything from this thread gets featured (leading a lot of people to misunderstand why Balldo won LOTY), but apparently we absolutely HAD to know that some furfag literally shit on a dinner plate.

and yet despite all the NOSEGUARDING, lil Nicky is still the reigning LOTY. That's how great of a lolcow he is

 

[Sharpeteer]

I stand in awe that hardly anything from this thread gets featured (leading a lot of people to misunderstand why Balldo won LOTY), but apparently we absolutely HAD to know that some furfag literally shit on a dinner plate.

He deserved it. He went from being one thing (Christian trad family man that was funny) to the complete fucking opposite in really not too much time. Whether he changed, or was always this way behind closed doors, doesn't ultimately matter, just something fun to theorize about. Plus I love a good villain origin story.

Plus, even if some think that Balldo's Gate's investigative post revealing Daniel Harris was the only reason he won LOTY, so what - that post was nothing short of incredible, and should be used (along with the previous Mandy investigative post) as an example of how and why people here will figure out what you're lying about if you're annoying enough. After that post went up, if Nick had half a brain that wasn't liquid, he would've locked all his hidden degenerate shit down after that.

 

[Active User]

The normies are being ballopilled, you love... hate to see it.
The normies are repulsed by the balldo and refuses to put it on.
The normies WILL put on the balldo. Whether they like it, or not.

 

[AnOminous]

After that post went up, if Nick had half a brain that wasn't liquid, he would've locked all his hidden degenerate shit down after that.

He's so stupid, so fucking brain-charred, he literally thinks he can just muscle past being catfished by MANdy like a pathetic sucker and a joke, and that Hedonism II never happened. He's that dumb. That's how non-functional his pickled brain is.

 

[Captain Manning]

Plus, even if some think that Balldo's Gate's investigative post revealing Daniel Harris was the only reason he won LOTY, so what

Oh, I completely agree. I just lament that there would be a lot less moaning and confusion if a lot of other things that happened in 2023 had a light shined on them like this shitting furfag.

I still, from time to time, encounter people on site oblivious to the fact Nick has underwent such a radical change and reversal of fortune. Saw one such person in the Weebwars thread the other day. They did not understand why the site has swung so far against Nick.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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Every time I see a photo of Our Wife I do a double-take and have to remind myself that's a tattoo on her shoulder and not eczema. Whatever else might be going wrong in their marriage, mutual shit taste in tattoos is an unbreakable bond.

I stand in awe that hardly anything from this thread gets featured (leading a lot of people to misunderstand why Balldo won LOTY), but apparently we absolutely HAD to know that some furfag literally shit on a dinner plate.

Personally, I'm grateful we're not regularly having to tolerate the thread being shat up by newfags arguing about the finer points of alcoholism or asking for an update on Vic's case.

 

[Father Balldo]

We must make every kiwi put. on. the. balldo.

 

[Space Pope]

I stand in awe that hardly anything from this thread gets featured (leading a lot of people to misunderstand why Balldo won LOTY), but apparently we absolutely HAD to know that some furfag literally shit on a dinner plate.

An angry, drunken Nicki is going to read this as a challenge to show those prudish Karen Farmers. Poor Kayla will deserve an extra handful of pills that night.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Oh, I completely agree. I just lament that there would be a lot less moaning and confusion if a lot of other things that happened in 2023 had a light shined on them like this shitting furfag.

I still, from time to time, encounter people on site oblivious to the fact Nick has underwent such a radical change and reversal of fortune. Saw one such person in the Weebwars thread the other day. They did not understand why the site has swung so far against Nick.

Really? That's interesting. I would think the Weeb Wars people would hate him far more than those simply repulsed by his degeneracy or alcoholism, because while Vic's loss *technically* wasn't his fault, he played a hand in leading Vic to ultimately losing this thing in the stupidest way ever, having to pay half a million, and Nick having the balls to shrug it off saying "Now he has to pay... not much."

I admit I don't follow the Weeb Wars thread though, so perhaps this isn't how it it is there, but they should feel betrayed the most in my opinion. Vic's case MADE his channel, and he benefited hugely from that. Speaking of that, in my opinion, Ty Beard should consider himself incredibly lucky that Vic is a nice guy.

 

[Captain Manning]

Really? That's interesting. I would think the Weeb Wars people would hate him far more than those simply repulsed by his degeneracy or alcoholism, because while Vic's loss *technically* wasn't his fault, he played a hand in leading Vic to ultimately losing this thing in the stupidest way ever, having to pay half a million, and Nick having the balls to shrug it off saying "Now he has to pay... not much."

I admit I don't follow the Weeb Wars thread though, so perhaps this isn't how it it is there, but they should feel betrayed the most in my opinion. Vic's case MADE his channel, and he benefited hugely from that. Speaking of that, in my opinion, Ty Beard should consider himself really lucky Vic is a nice guy.

The poster in question was way behind on Nick. He was still under the impression that Nick was an ardent supporter of Vic. I had to explain to him that when the amount of money Vic owed for this shitshow was revealed, Nick could barely be arsed to talk about it.

I think most of the Weeb Warriors know what's up, but there's some stragglers.

Also discussed was "pumping up that GFM" for Vic. Which I think is a really bad idea now. If one wanted to support Vic financially now, you'd probably be better off stuffing a money order in an envelope and sending it to wherever he receives his fanmail.

 

[not william stenchever]

Mainly because I don't know what the five version of a quadfecta is and I rather type all of this out instead of googling it.

Pentafecta

 

[Bloodfeast Island Man]

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Is that cheek implants? That looks unnatural. Really looks weird from a distance.

I don't get it. While I've been scaring of getting fat as well, these fuckers scare me.

 

[Swole McPole]

I disagree. He knows sean is reading his thread and is not happy about it because he thinks that sean knows the full context and therefore should be on his side like what mindset and vices were doing when he still had those 'degenerate' friday streams. Instead sean was making jokes and nick took it as sean having a laugh on his expense. Which is why it's so easy for nick to have a go at him.

Sure. Nick was clearly butthurt. You don't whine and moan at somebody for 30 minutes if you aren't butthurt. But it seemed to me that Nick was attempting to convince Sean that he should believe his ridiculous explanations and take his side. That might be tiresome to listen to, but it isn't an attack or even particularly disrespectful. It just seems a bit... I dunno, desperate?

And I'm sure Sean and Mindset have both failed the loyalty test and are currently on Nick's shitlist but thst doesn't seem to me to warrant an apology either. Associate with who the hell you like. Their relationship was primarily instrumental anyway, with one side milking the other for content while the other side uses the first to try and grow their channel. It's hardly like they've been best buds since school days. These are supposed to be men, not teenage girls. Somebody is no longer interested in a relationship with you, just move on.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Now compared to a year and a half ago.
Her and Nick are both deteriorating in a similar kind of way.
Who's to say what's weight loss, what's surgery and what's drug abuse.

Maybe Rekieta and her were both bitten by vampires.
That's why they have the nanny (their servant to do things for them during the day) and why Rekieta is so exhausted from driving the kids everywhere (in the Mustang with black velvet covering the windows to block out the sun, of course).
He's supposed to be sleeping in his coffin during those hours.
It would drive anyone mad after untold months.

 

[Fapcop]

The normies are being ballopilled, you love... hate to see it.
The normies are repulsed by the balldo and refuses to put it on.
The normies WILL put on the balldo. Whether they like it, or not.

From king of lawtube and the guy who could make or break a new channel to… This.

A recurring joke that the folks who used to stream with Nick, can laugh at.

Sad!

And utterly predictable.

I don’t know exactly WHAT kind of whisky enhanced brain damage Nick had, but it must already have been very prevalent when he did his balldo review.

Imagine thinking that proudly announcing that you have fucked his wife with your scrotum, is good for your lawstreaming career.

 

[AnOminous]

That might be tiresome to listen to, but it isn't an attack or even particularly disrespectful. It just seems a bit... I dunno, desperate?

How the fuck isn't it disrespectful to publicly bully someone demanding they take your side in some dispute they have nothing to do with? My personal response to anyone pulling that shit is telling them to go fuck themselves.

Just speaking personally, any time I've ever been subjected to that by anyone, I have been absolutely infuriated and automatically taken the other side.

Pentafecta

Balldofecta.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Sure. Nick was clearly butthurt. You don't whine and moan at somebody for 30 minutes if you aren't butthurt. But it seemed to me that Nick was attempting to convince Sean that he should believe his ridiculous explanations and take his side. That might be tiresome to listen to, but it isn't an attack or even particularly disrespectful. It just seems a bit... I dunno, desperate?

And I'm sure Sean and Mindset have both failed the loyalty test and are currently on Nick's shitlist but thst doesn't seem to me to warrant an apology either. Associate with who the hell you like. Their relationship was primarily instrumental anyway, with one side milking the other for content while the other side uses the first to try and grow their channel. It's hardly like they've been best buds since school days. These are supposed to be men, not teenage girls. Somebody is no longer interested in a relationship with you, just move on.

I never said I thought Nick should apologize to Sean. I know he won't and actually prefer it that way. Dude has you on his stream and expects total loyalty or something. Fucking freak really thinks way too highly of his clout.

How the fuck isn't it disrespectful to publicly bully someone demanding they take your side in some dispute they have nothing to do with? My personal response to anyone pulling that shit is telling them to go fuck themselves.

Pretty much. Nick already thinks Sean is on KF's side and therefore against him. People who don't like someone will talk to another person laying out how bad that someone is in attempt to convince that other person that someone is bad. Nick straight up just put kf's nametag on sean and started grilling him. Not normal.

 

[Maude Snew]

I stand in awe that hardly anything from this thread gets featured (leading a lot of people to misunderstand why Balldo won LOTY), but apparently we absolutely HAD to know that some furfag literally shit on a dinner plate.

Ethan Ralph about to slide into someone's DMs.