Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.8%

  • Total voters
    348
What a cunt. Clearly, the super chatter was pointing out that he was being a dickhead and should apologize but he spins that around to imply that Shaun was being a sensitive baby.

When you apologize for lightly bumping into someone on the street you are doing it as an acknowledgment of you messing up slightly, not because you think you have caused serious harm to the other person
Rekieta losing his cool and being a dick in front of Sean and embarassing them both is not a serious crime in isolation. It's his behavior thereafter and the incessant need to elevate himself above all criticism that makes him a complete ass.

I noticed during Sean's streams superchatters trying to get him to say something about Rekieta to try to restart the conflict. Those people are assholes too, but both are streamers and either should know better than to take the obvious bait. So far, Sean seems to be doing an OK job with not taking it further, but rather laughing with it than at it. A comment here and there is better than the ugly mess Nick becomes when "inappropriately" addressed. Nobody expects Sean to actually censor himself (as far as I can tell).
 
He never did a Saturday stream to finish commentary on the final 20% of the state of the union speech did he?
Not that anyone expected him to follow through.

Imagine if this guy were a lawyer - today's the second day of your murder trial (where you were falsely accused), and your lawyer just doesn't show up to court. You try and call him, but no answer. Sometime the evening of the next day, you see a post on Xitter from him, saying "I didn't show up to a trial yesterday. Sorry. I had to drive somewhere to get ready for 3AM Tri-Cities tomorrow."

What a cunt. Clearly, the super chatter was pointing out that he was being a dickhead and should apologize but he spins that around to imply that Shaun was being a sensitive baby.

When you apologize for lightly bumping into someone on the street you are doing it as an acknowledgment of you messing up slightly, not because you think you have caused serious harm to the other person

I had to watch both the 'Sean Struggle Session' and 'Dear John' again for the Reach video, and it made my blood boil.

He's without morals, dishonorable, and a negative mark on everyone that he gets involved with (ask Vic). I don't think I'll ever not be embarrassed that I used to really like this guy back in 2020-2022.
 
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Probably his stomach acid is eating at his vocal cords because he drinks so much and only hate munches the occasional dorito.
It's like he botoxed his vocal cords to sound more masculine for stand up, but it gave him an unfortunate result that made him sound even more like a cuck.

Maybe he is on a payment plan for the tattoo artist to get the snake finished and that's why he can't afford the additional work to get it fixed it yet.

Someone should refer to him to Joan River's doctor. I'm sure she will take a payment plan.
 
Imagine if this guy were a lawyer - today's the second day of your murder trial (where you were falsely accused), and your lawyer just doesn't show up to court. You try and call him, but no answer. Later that night you find a post on Xitter from him, saying "I didn't show up to a trial yesterday. Sorry. I had to drive somewhere to get ready for 3M Tri-Cities tomorrow."
LMAO!

Not even a murder trial.

Imagine being in the slammer and getting Rekieta as your lawyer. Half an hour goes by. An hour… An hour and a half… All of a sudden the door springs open, and a disheveled, sickly thin man wearing shorts enters, out of breath and with an mild odor of liquor wafting in the air.

He opens his briefcase, which is empty except for a bottle of whisky and a glass. Pours himself a glass, sighs deeply and then… Suddenly alert starts pulling scraps of paper out of his pockets.

“Sorry, forgot my briefcase, heat allergy!” he exclaims loudly in a nasally voice.

“Eh, so what about the bail?” You chirp in. Which makes this man lean closer and in a confidential, low voice say: “So… Did you do it dude? Did you rape that chick? You can tell me, client confidentiality you know…”

He leans in even closer, and now you can SMELL that whiskey.

“Did she have a tight pussy bro? I bet she did… A real peach of a puss, right?”

Outrage, disgust and horror flash across your face, as you exclaim: “Sir… I’m here on A DRUNK DRIVING CHARGE, are you even a lawyer?!

“DONT.. TELL.. ME.. WHAT… TODO! You’re not MR REKIETA SR!” he suddenly yells.

You sit in stunned horror as he glares at you. Jaw going from side to side like a steam piston. He takes another swig from the glass and spreads out his arms.

“Look, we got off on the wrong foot, that’s gay! I hope you make a million bucks, once you’re acquitted, okay dude? Now tell me… Do you know what a balldo is?”
 
Rekieta losing his cool and being a dick in front of Sean and embarassing them both is not a serious crime in isolation. It's his behavior thereafter and the incessant need to elevate himself above all criticism that makes him a complete ass.

It never struck me as something that warranted an apology though. He was whining and complaining to Sean, but he wasn't attacking him or insulting him. Sean seemed happy enough to sit and listen to it -- perhaps a little embarrassed for Nick, but he didn't seem to be offended. Sean dealt with it like I'd expect a man to deal with it. He thought it was a bit ridiculous and just laughed it off with the occasional joke at Rekieta's expense.

If anything, he seems to be more embarrassed by the alogs who are desperately attempting to get him to criticize Rekieta at every available opportunity -- as though he's their dancing monkey who'll do or say anything for their $2 superchats. If anybody owes him Sean an apology, it's those morons.
 
It never struck me as something that warranted an apology though. He was whining and complaining to Sean, but he wasn't attacking him or insulting him. Sean seemed happy enough to sit and listen to it -- perhaps a little embarrassed for Nick, but he didn't seem to be offended. Sean dealt with it like I'd expect a man to deal with it. He thought it was a bit ridiculous and just laughed it off with the occasional joke at Rekieta's expense.

If anything, he seems to be more embarrassed by the alogs who are desperately attempting to get him to criticize Rekieta at every available opportunity -- as though he's their dancing monkey who'll do or say anything for their $2 superchats. If anybody owes him Sean an apology, it's those morons.
I disagree. He knows sean is reading his thread and is not happy about it because he thinks that sean knows the full context and therefore should be on his side like what mindset and vices were doing when he still had those 'degenerate' friday streams. Instead sean was making jokes and nick took it as sean having a laugh on his expense. Which is why it's so easy for nick to have a go at him.

I do not believe it when nick says he is all good with sean. Sean might be. He relishes being an audience that is standing too close to the chaos but nick is absolutely holding a grudge on sean. And definitely on legal mindset too by now.
 
It's like he botoxed his vocal cords to sound more masculine for stand up, but it gave him an unfortunate result that made him sound even more like a cuck.



He's going to end up sounding like Harvey Fierstein while being the one to ask to look like Mandy.
 
I disagree. He knows sean is reading his thread and is not happy about it because he thinks that sean knows the full context and therefore should be on his side like what mindset and vices were doing when he still had those 'degenerate' friday streams. Instead sean was making jokes and nick took it as sean having a laugh on his expense. Which is why it's so easy for nick to have a go at him.
So it's exactly the Ralph shart situation all over again, except back then Nick (correctly) thought Ralph was being a fucking idiot.

Please do the math. Nick. It's really goddamned simple. You're Ralph, except you're worse, because you know from experience that doing this shit is stupid, but you think because it's you this time that it's not stupid. Except you're wrong, and that's why it's worse. You should know better but you don't act like it because you're a cunt.
 
i'm back on my bullshit

Watched some old Trailer Park Boys episodes and decided to make a shit-tribute
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It never struck me as something that warranted an apology though. He was whining and complaining to Sean, but he wasn't attacking him or insulting him.
I think publicly acting the way Nick was acting it is a bit of a humiliation ritual to demand more loyalty from Sean who is publicly supportive of KF and still friendly with Null. I also think if he vented at Sean about the situation in private it would be completely different and not something that would necessarily warrant an apology.

Sean is a big boy though and can obviously handle it with grace. Also, Nick shouldn't require a paypig to tell him what he should have done on his own accord.
 
Nick had said it himself: He’d rather do whatever he wants to do, even if it means that nobody watches his streams.

And that’s how it’ll end.

Slowly but surely, he’ll chase away the rest of his audience by spiraling and doing what he thinks is “fun”.
He's a narcissist. He can't exist without attention. The reason he's seething and screeching is his insane degenerate behavior has driven away his admiring audience.

But he can't pull up. He was given the advice, had all the chances, just chose to shit over all of it.

He will go to his grave absolutely certain he did nothing wrong and it was all someone else's fault, probably the people who gave him the advice that, if he'd taken it, would have kept him from destroying himself.

Because he's a cow.

And that's what cows do.
A few people have said that he abuses modafinil, is there anything to confirm that? It would definitely explain his appearance. Modafinil is an anti-narcolepsy drug.
He's admitted taking it. He hasn't admitted abusing it because who would? But he has claimed he takes it BEFORE going to sleep while visibly plastered out of his mind, a couple hours before he drives his kids around, another of his perennial complaints, so he apparently takes it so after passing out blackout drunk, he can wake up a couple hours later and drive his kids around.

I'm pretty sure that's not something you're recommended to do with it, so I'd call that "abuse."

And that isn't even getting into his obvious bruxism in recent streams, where he's insanely gnashing his teeth. That's also closely associated with stimulant abuse.
 
I think publicly acting the way Nick was acting it is a bit of a humiliation ritual to demand more loyalty from Sean who is publicly supportive of KF and still friendly with Null. I also think if he vented at Sean about the situation in private it would be completely different and not something that would necessarily warrant an apology.

Sean is a big boy though and can obviously handle it with grace. Also, Nick shouldn't require a paypig to tell him what he should have done on his own accord.
Yes, just like PPP is 'a bit' overweight. I think the "SEAN!!!!" shouting sesh was one of the most embarrassing things Rekieta ever did, particularly in context of him trying desperately to pretend like he's above it all. I would be begging the big boy and Jersh for forgiveness and sign myself into asylum for next 10 years, just to make sure I don't spread my humiliating lunacy onto my family. That should've been the wake up call. But to Nick, it's all water under the bridge now. Fascinating behaviour.


Black Men's Wife is gonna trip and fall and break her hips within next 5 years, i'm calling it. Walking osteoporosis.
Look at this shit.
LOOK
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I once heard an interesting answer from a veteran reality TV producer who was asked how they know when it’s time to shitcan a long-running cast member. He said in part, “It’s great when the audience loves to hate you. But when they hate to hate you, that’s a big problem.”

I think people are generally disgusted by the extent of Nick’s deterioration but perhaps more contemptuous of how he turned out to be an honest to God sadist, shameless liar and all-around bad person. Knowing five kids are being subjected to Nick’s childish bullshit and alcoholism makes it much harder to love to hate Nick instead of hating that you ever knew he existed.
 
It never struck me as something that warranted an apology though. He was whining and complaining to Sean, but he wasn't attacking him or insulting him. Sean seemed happy enough to sit and listen to it -- perhaps a little embarrassed for Nick, but he didn't seem to be offended. Sean dealt with it like I'd expect a man to deal with it. He thought it was a bit ridiculous and just laughed it off with the occasional joke at Rekieta's expense.

If anything, he seems to be more embarrassed by the alogs who are desperately attempting to get him to criticize Rekieta at every available opportunity -- as though he's their dancing monkey who'll do or say anything for their $2 superchats. If anybody owes him Sean an apology, it's those morons.
It's up to Sean anyway to ask for an apology, not that he would get it. He's better off getting the number to Rekieta's bull and asking for it from him.

Still it's weird that a rando is asking in his place this long after the fact. What do they expect them to do? Kiss and touch Balldos? Sean might get such an apology but then wonder what else might be expected of him in exchange. So I can't see him wanting one, to be honest.
 
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