Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Pat is really going wild now. You can tell how angry he is by the number of tweets he makes a day. Typical simmering Pat rage is around 75-100 tweets per day. His incredible Thanksgiving 2023 blowout was about 460 tweets from memory and he made 296 tweets yesterday and the day before that. He is making so many tweets now that I barely have time to read them all.

He is really going wild against Leslie at the moment and appears to be threatening her with a lawsuit. Queen Leslie will be on Nice Podcast, Stupid in the near future.



Boomia is continuing to claim that he is a witness in an FBI investigation of Pat's self-swatting. I initially thought that this was just a joke, but could it be real?

 

[An automatic clown]

I'd love, love, L O V E to see Pat file another lolsuit. Against Leslie for supposed defamation. He has zero money to even cover the filing fee. Unless he's hoping the Milwaukee PD gives him a settlement and he pisses through that cash to file more lawsuits ?
Pat sisters stay winning.

 

[Gan Ying]

Would that fall under pozloading the neghole? Not saying anyone should, but that would be very funny.

I don't think so. It's not like it affects Pat in any direct way. He'd have a field day with it though. You'd see thousands of tweets about how "my stlakers are functionaries of the Russian state."

 

[Kirtto]

If one of the Brothermen were to pony up I'm sure he could get "Your life is already over. Enjoy shelling, hohol." and Patrick's face on the side of one.

Would that count as a trolling plan/tipping the cow? Because I really would like to see this done tbh

Maybe with something like "Sci Fi Author Patrick Sean Tomlinson grinds black children into Pepperoni"

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I'd love, love, L O V E to see Pat file another lolsuit. Against Leslie for supposed defamation. He has zero money to even cover the filing fee. Unless he's hoping the Milwaukee PD gives him a settlement and he pisses through that cash to file more lawsuits ?
Pat sisters stay winning.

I waiting for all of the new "Pay X" websites that will appear afterword. It'll be a great way for him to go into bankruptcy.

 

[AnOminous]

His incredible Thanksgiving 2023 blowout was about 460 tweets from memory and he made 296 tweets yesterday and the day before that.

He was probably seething up a storm from being banned from the gathering by the same family that cuts him out of family pictures.

 

[Maude Snew]

I waiting for all of the new "Pay X" websites that will appear afterword. It'll be a great way for him to go into bankruptcy.

Can't use that to discharge intentional torts, which legal debts are so he's fucked either way.

 

[Dude Snakes]

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NUMBAZ!!!

Pat looks tired like his soul was sucked out of him. All he needs to do is get of Twitter and not engage with his trolls and his torment would end. Too bad he is terminally online, what sad man.

 

[BrainProlapse]

It's so over for me I've caught the brainworm, I patposted a dog last weekend.

*dog walks into the room and eyes up my food*
"You have already been fed stalker child, continuing to beg for food constitutes felony harassment"
*dog stares at me*
"Enjoy prison"

 

[break these cuffs]

I'd love, love, L O V E to see Pat file another lolsuit. Against Leslie for supposed defamation. He has zero money to even cover the filing fee. Unless he's hoping the Milwaukee PD gives him a settlement and he pisses through that cash to file more lawsuits ?
Pat sisters stay winning.

Matt Vickers, grandfather to Ethan Ralph's first child, launched a 50x John Doe lolsuit a week after he made his third attempt at filing for bankruptcy, unbeknownst to the Farms, having fucked up the first two attempts. Everyone thought it was his normal stupidity, but we were all wrong. He was trying to save his marriage and pay off at least some of the hundreds of thousands he owes his creditors. It seems to me Rick is trying a similar lolsuit gambit and I'm expecting to see his life seriously implode following its failure.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

If that legal question thing is legit I think we see the trajectory of this arc - fats has his own interpretation of events that he’s fed to the remaining few on his side, and he has to keep up the appearances.

Which means the house of cards is quite close to complete structural collapse.

 

[Pedophobe]

It's so over for me I've caught the brainworm, I patposted a dog last weekend.

*dog walks into the room and eyes up my food*
"You have already been fed stalker child, continuing to beg for food constitutes felony harassment"
*dog stares at me*
"Enjoy prison"

In 4000 years confused anthropologists are going to be trying to decipher the mysteries of Patposting like our guys finding the Sumerian dog-walks-into-a-bar joke.

 

[Oliver Onions]

man this would be a great cow crossover
i dont think maddox is an interesting cow and i think his alogs (dick masterson et al) are disgusting scum, but it would still be extremely funny to see fatrick attract attention from those types. it could potentially make him achieve new levels of oinking that we've never seen before.

I think Dick is a pathetic loser, but Pat would be the perfect target for him. All he wants is attention and Pat has proved consistently for the last 6 or 7 years that no matter what low-effort bait (and Dax is all about low-effort) you throw his way he is guaranteed to react every single time.

It's a mystery why Dick and co chose to go after milquetoast successful black comic man instead of legitimately insane failed sci-fi author. Who knows, maybe Dax feels a kindred spirit with another failed writer/comedian.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I'd love, love, L O V E to see Pat file another lolsuit. Against Leslie for supposed defamation. He has zero money to even cover the filing fee. Unless he's hoping the Milwaukee PD gives him a settlement and he pisses through that cash to file more lawsuits ?
Pat sisters stay winning.

He knows he can't afford it, so he's bluffing, banking on intimidating the other party and thus "winning". That or he thinks he has more resources than her, and she'd have to give up the lawsuit for lack of funds (another "win" in his eyes).

Unfortunately for Piggy, being "anti-pat" = making lots of friends:

Please sue her Pat. Overextend that hand.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Wow, I go away for a couple weeks and the thread blows up. Only just catching up now.
One thing I couldn’t work out is how we found out about Pig’s lolsuit against the police. If we found out from the pests, how did they find out? This really puzzles me because I’d have thought all parties involved would be keeping the proceedings quiet. Are these things public record at such an early stage and someone is routinely searching the court records by name? Did Quasi’s lawyer hear about it and share the laffs with Quasi?

Also, I love Leslie but it would be really funny if Pig did sue her. I’d absolutely donate to her legal fund.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

I for one would love to see Pat attempt to sue Leslie. Because he’d be absolutely bodied by the support she’d get for any legal fund and he has zero ground to stand on (not that he ever did to begin with, because his fatness made it sink several feet below sea level to start).

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

quiet. Are these things public record at such an early stage and someone is routinely searching the court records by name?

I’d say it’s this but it was filed federally- most of the searching is done locally to catch swatting and such.

And we failed hard in the vickers background check (files going back to 2018!!!) so it may have been caught by accident by someone looking for something else

 

[WelperHelper99]

In 4000 years confused anthropologists are going to be trying to decipher the mysteries of Patposting like our guys finding the Sumerian dog-walks-into-a-bar joke.

Patposting will be on the level of hieroglyphics, nigh impossible to understand without extensive research and AI translation tech.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Patposting will be on the level of hieroglyphics, nigh impossible to understand without extensive research and AI translation tech.

There's an unusual set here. I wonder what it means.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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There's an unusual set here. I wonder what it means.

I think it's something about prison. Just got a feeling bro.