I legit feel sorry for the poor misguided soul who gave Chris a jail Bible thinking it could get him to straighten up and abandon all his tranny goddess bullshit. Whoever did it most likely gave it to him along with saying. "Boy! You need Jesus!" All Chris heard in that warped little peanut brain he got was. "You need to become Jesus. "
It's impressive assholery that your takeaway lesson from reading the Bible is you should be even MORE of an asshole.
When he out Mary-Sue'd his own Original the Character ( do not steal) in his own comics, I knew his narcissism was off the charts.
Definitely him complaining that his aunt Corrina's (the only one in the family who didn't hate him and Barb) funeral would prevent him from having a birthday party and eating pancakes.
I wanna say it was the day he won the watch and win sweepstakes since it's highly likey Bob and barb begged the company to let him have that one. Possibly by adding a letter mentioning Chris is a disabled autistic child living in poverty and wouldn't get such an opportunity in his life. But even if that is what happened you can't blame Chris that one time since he was only 10 years old and didn't know any better at the time.
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I think it's because he's simply too lazy to acquire real weapons. I remain convinced that the GameStop incident was entirely pre-meditated with Chris wanting to start trouble as an excuse to use the mace to feel 'like a woman' - and when it didn't go the way he was thinking, he used it anyway despite blatantly demonstrating with him looking around before using the stuff he knew it was wrong.
When the idiotic freak let one or more cats perish in that fire, instead of trying to rescue. And didn't he get a neighbor's cat put down another time?
I thought it was Blarb who did that. Chris just gloated about it because of what a disgusting repulsive faggot he is.
I think they just give everyone a Bible when they are admitted to the jail. Kind of like how there's a Bible in a lot of hotel rooms if you look in a drawer.
I just looked up Ed Gein. He claims he started digging up bodies from the graveyard in 1947, when he would have been 40 or 41. That's close to Chris's age (42). Ed Gein's mother became paralyzed by a stroke in 1945. He had to take care of her, and she died later that year, so there was a period of about two years before Gein started digging up graves.
The house fire was in 2014. On April 24, 2018, the Teen Troon Squad purchased a lot of 32 pornographic drawings by Chris for $1000, and one of them was Shecameforcwc, cut up into neat little rectangles. I believe it must still be in their possession.
Goddamn, that legitimately is some cursed artifact status if it survived the house fire (both the fire and everything getting soaked by fire hoses).
I wonder if the TTS reassembled it and put it in a frame or something.
I don't count the Sonic totem as cursed because the intention behind its creation was genuine, just limited by its creator being a literal tard.
There were a few moments in the early years where Chris showed that he just flat-out didn't give a shit about other people being hurt or killed. He barely reacted when the trolls claimed that Ryan Cash killed himself because Chris had stopped the comic. He even seemed impressed by the idea that he had that kind of power over someone's life. When PandaHalo told him she'd been raped and impregnated by Clyde, he didn't try to comfort her, just told her to get an abortion and come live with him anyway. During the Julie saga, one of the other sweetheart characters was threatening to kill herself because he kept calling her the wrong name and he just shrugged it off and told Julie "At least I still have you." He then made a video telling her not to go through with it because it would make him feel sad and went right back to trying to get in Julie's pants.
Others have mentioned some classic Chris episodes, but the one that stands out in my mind about who he truly is as a person, was he went from "I love my mommy so much" to "I healed her with my magic penis" to "That bitch needs to die, shoved into a old folks home, or arrested and thrown in jail so I can go back to my house".
Oh I think it was 100% a setup for Chris so he could go on the attack. The fact that he didn't mace himself, or fumble with it, but rather, had it ready to go, shows he was completely ready for a confrontation after he specifically went there to vandalize. I don't really think it was a woman thing for him, I think it was more of Chris just got so upset, and worked out, he had to lash out somewhere, and thus concocted a plan where he thought he could "play the victim" but still lash out. His excuse afterwards just sealed the deal for me. That incident was 100% premeditated on Chris's part.
