Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 103 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 73 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 164 40.1%

  • Total voters
    409
Unfortunately it looks like she’s also had a Brazilian blowout to make her naturally curly hair straight, flat and witchy. She’d be better off working with her hair’s natural texture than fighting it. The chemicals they use on hair for a BBO are extremely destructive and exposure to the fumes can make a person sick.
this procedure? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_hair_straightening
it sounds horrible. if you're THAT desperate for long straight hair, might as well just shave your head and wear a wig. less damaging (and probably also less expensive in the long run) than having to regularly visit a professional to burn formaldehyde into your scalp.
 
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I think this is the most embarrassing thing he's done. It's so pathetic and pitiful:

Even worse than knowingly squandering fame and success is being too focused on cooming, drinking, and being nigger rich (but I repeat myself) to realize it was in your grasp. Thank god Prometheus didn't bestow the gift of fire on Nick, he would have extinguished the torch by ramming it up his ass or cooming all over it.




"I don't know what people want anymore".............lolololololololololol



Associate with who the hell you like. Their relationship was primarily instrumental anyway, with one side milking the other for content while the other side uses the first to try and grow their channel.
Exactly. It's was a two way street: give me content and I'll give you exposure. They all benefitted, and now there's no more benefit to be had.....at least for everyone else.
 
Need a Rackets Star Wars edit.

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"Kayla... help me take... this Balldo off. For once, let me fuck you with my own dick."

I've got "Darth Rekieta Murders Lawtube and Friends", and "Josh Kenobi vs. Rekieta Skywalker: Battle of the Lolcow" on my list of Star Wars stuff I want to make so far. My autism must be pretty bad.

"I don't know what people want anymore".............lolololololololololol

He's so stupid that everyone asking for more reliable trial coverage completely passes him by, and he simply doesn't know what people want. And he totally never did trial coverage before, because he "never did the thing!!"

That's why I think that one stream is the most embarrassing moment. The guy you used to love watching, who provided funny yet educational legal analysis, is THIS stupid. Who woulda fuckin thought.
 
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You know I think everyone in Lawtube is trying to be nice and not cause mutual shitflinging, but the playful ribbings aren’t a good idea. He’s a Ralphamale, that means accurately calling out his behavior will cause him to have a shit fit and accuse you of things he admitted were false.

To any of the lawtube people reading this, Nick is a twerk’d up white boy mixing booger sugar with booze. He’s a faulty time bomb waiting to go off at the slightest jostle, be ready for him to go on the warpath once drunk enough that he won’t wait for you to “burn the bridge”. Anything you said in confidence in private will be used against you in a context that serves him.
 
You know I think everyone in Lawtube is trying to be nice and not cause mutual shitflinging, but the playful ribbings aren’t a good idea. He’s a Ralphamale, that means accurately calling out his behavior will cause him to have a shit fit and accuse you of things he admitted were false.
or more cynically they're doing these playful ribbings to trigger rekeita into being the one to say "you're not my internet fwend anymore!" or start hollering. similar to how metokur poked ralph by shaking those pill bottles. I suspect the feelings towards rackets isn't all that positive with his unhinged behavior and how bad he makes lawtube look with his lack of professionalism and the amount of Ls hes been taking between vic and monty.
 
or more cynically they're doing these playful ribbings to trigger rekeita into being the one to say "you're not my internet fwend anymore!" or start hollering. similar to how metokur poked ralph by shaking those pill bottles. I suspect the feelings towards rackets isn't all that positive with his unhinged behavior and how bad he makes lawtube look with his lack of professionalism and the amount of Ls hes been taking between vic and monty.
I’m guessing more than a few hope he loses his case. Nick’s DMs and shower calls must be fucking annoying.
 
You know I think everyone in Lawtube is trying to be nice and not cause mutual shitflinging, but the playful ribbings aren’t a good idea. He’s a Ralphamale, that means accurately calling out his behavior will cause him to have a shit fit and accuse you of things he admitted were false.

To any of the lawtube people reading this, Nick is a twerk’d up white boy mixing booger sugar with booze. He’s a faulty time bomb waiting to go off at the slightest jostle, be ready for him to go on the warpath once drunk enough that he won’t wait for you to “burn the bridge”. Anything you said in confidence in private will be used against you in a context that serves him.
I feel bad for Sean because you can tell he wants to remain cordial with Nick while also entertaining the new audience he's gained from being KF-adjacent, and it's hard to walk that line when you have superchatters baiting you into saying something.
It's one of those things, though, where you realise Nick has no respect or consideration for the people around him who are going to suffer from associating with him, because it puts them between a rock and a hard place of not wanting to feel like they're just throwing someone under the bus when it's convenient but also acknowledging that someone is very noticeably fucking up, and people like he and Dick and Ralph just write it off as Karenism and guilt by association, when it's just the natural consequence of their behaviour.
 
BBO are extremely destructive and exposure to the fumes can make a person sick.
Oh I think they are ingesting far worse things.
All that in a desperate attempt to sexually appease a skeletal whiskey ghoul and get his dead dick up.
download.jpg I reward you an "ass to ass" for that turn of phrase.
You know I think everyone in Lawtube is trying to be nice and not cause mutual shitflinging, but the playful ribbings aren’t a good idea. He’s a Ralphamale, that means accurately calling out his behavior will cause him to have a shit fit and accuse you of things he admitted were false.

To any of the lawtube people reading this, Nick is a twerk’d up white boy mixing booger sugar with booze. He’s a faulty time bomb waiting to go off at the slightest jostle, be ready for him to go on the warpath once drunk enough that he won’t wait for you to “burn the bridge”. Anything you said in confidence in private will be used against you in a context that serves him.
They need to give him the Old Yeller treatment.
 
You know I think everyone in Lawtube is trying to be nice and not cause mutual shitflinging, but the playful ribbings aren’t a good idea. He’s a Ralphamale, that means accurately calling out his behavior will cause him to have a shit fit and accuse you of things he admitted were false.

To any of the lawtube people reading this, Nick is a twerk’d up white boy mixing booger sugar with booze. He’s a faulty time bomb waiting to go off at the slightest jostle, be ready for him to go on the warpath once drunk enough that he won’t wait for you to “burn the bridge”. Anything you said in confidence in private will be used against you in a context that serves him.
Lawtube do NOT listen to this jackass. Not only does Nick love a little back and forth banter, but he handles it very well and knows that it helps keep him humble and on the straight and narrow. DO NOT FORGET to playfully remind him that your numbers are going up while his are going down. ALWAYS remember to wish him a million dollars. He's the blackface non-practicing lawyer because IT'S FUNNY!
 
You know I think everyone in Lawtube is trying to be nice and not cause mutual shitflinging, but the playful ribbings aren’t a good idea. He’s a Ralphamale, that means accurately calling out his behavior will cause him to have a shit fit and accuse you of things he admitted were false.

To any of the lawtube people reading this, Nick is a twerk’d up white boy mixing booger sugar with booze. He’s a faulty time bomb waiting to go off at the slightest jostle, be ready for him to go on the warpath once drunk enough that he won’t wait for you to “burn the bridge”. Anything you said in confidence in private will be used against you in a context that serves him.
I think it's up to each individual person to decide how to proceed with Nick, and I won't tell Sean or Andrew how to do anything. I laugh when they take a shot at Nick, but that's not really an encouragement. Just a reaction made here. I'm not in their DMs, or one of the people egging them on via superchats.

I will say though I think any attack by Nick against lawtubers would be almost completely ineffectual at this point. I mean not only is he drunken, doped up (probably) lying liar who lies, but he's losing more and more support every day. Vicious verbal tirades against ex-supporters like he's engaged in intermittently over the past few months seem to work against him more than anything.

Already it seems to me many ex-Nick fans have defected to Sean. I'm less sure about Andrew, but it seems like he might be getting the weeb side of Nick's old audience, whereas Sean is getting more of the trial side. Both seem to have established a solid base to work off of.

All that said, they could also just disengage completely and drift off to do their own thing, and not acknowledge the issue anymore, I guess. There's probably an equally good argument for that.

Bottom line is I think people like Sean and Andrew will be fine either way.

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I've got "Darth Rekieta Murders Lawtube and Friends", and "Josh Kenobi vs. Rekieta Skywalker: Battle of the Lolcow" on my list of Star Wars stuff I want to make so far. My autism must be pretty bad.
You're talented, can I pls add my autism to your autism? How about the "House of Pills", starring Nick 'Spacey' Rekieta? He seems to love Kevin Spacey, a lot. Nick and "his" wife could be discussing how are they gonna manipulate Hedonism2 attendees into selecting them for the king and queen of the party or sth.
I only know the show from memes, so it might be a retarded idea, but House of Pills made me laugh.
Already it seems to me many ex-Nick fans have defected to Sean. I'm less sure about Andrew
I agree on people abandoning Nick because he turned out to be a gross unfunny pervert. But I do wonder if there is a group of people who got into watching him when he became this stupid coomer, and are now abandoning him to likes of Dick Masterson, because Nick is just not degenerate enough.
 
I agree on people abandoning Nick because he turned out to be a gross unfunny pervert. But I do wonder if there is a group of people who got into watching him when he became this stupid coomer, and are now abandoning him to likes of Dick Masterson, because Nick is just not degenerate enough.
I couldn't tell you, but from Himedall's logs, I recall even a lot of people in Nick's Locals didn't seem to care much for Dick and Vito. Make of that what you will.

Speaking of, here is some funny artwork courtesy of @سلیمان عثمان.

The guy in both panels is EVS. The women in the first panel is the Soska sisters (long autistic story). LOL at Rekieta in the second panel.

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