Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Amazing detail. Ralph's floor xannies, retard mintsalad, Vito wearing the MAP colours. Beautiful.

 

[polar bear]

I couldn't tell you, but from Himedall's logs, I recall even a lot of people in Nick's Locals didn't seem to care much for Dick and Vito. Make of that what you will.

Speaking of, here is some funny artwork courtesy of @سلیمان عثمان.

The guy in both panels is EVS. The women in the first panel is the Soska sisters (long autistic story). LOL at Rekieta in the second panel.

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I was eating soup and snorted it out when laughing at bent crying Nick, i thought you all need to know that

 

[Sharpeteer]

You're talented, can I pls add my autism to your autism? How about the "House of Pills", starring Nick 'Spacey' Rekieta? He seems to love Kevin Spacey, a lot. Nick and "his" wife could be discussing how are they gonna manipulate Hedonism2 attendees into selecting them for the king and queen of the party or sth.
I only know the show from memes, so it might be a retarded idea, but House of Pills made me laugh.

Dude, that's brilliant. Kevin Spacey stuff. I like it. Or how about this? Actual American Beauty - you know how he wishes Kevin fucked the girl, well I bet he wishes it was him, and how he would have made the "correct choice."

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That one with Ethan, Dick, Vito and friends is the best depiction of Comicsgate - bunch of pedos and enablers doing nothing except being gross, and not making books.

 

[Fapcop]

I think it's up to each individual person to decide how to proceed with Nick, and I won't tell Sean or Andrew how to do anything. I laugh when they take a shot at Nick, but that's not really an encouragement. Just a reaction made here. I'm not in their DMs, or one of the people egging them on via superchats.

I will say though I think any attack by Nick against lawtubers would be almost completely ineffectual at this point. I mean not only is he drunken, doped up (probably) lying liar who lies, but he's losing more and more support every day. Vicious verbal tyrades against ex-supporters like he's engaged in intermittently over the past few months seem to work against him more than anything.

Already it seems to me many ex-Nick fans have defected to Sean. I'm less sure about Andrew, but it seems like he might be getting the weeb side of Nick's old audience, whereas Sean is getting more of the trial side. Both seem to have established a solid base to work off of.

All that said, they could also just disengage completely and drift off to do their own thing, and not acknowledge the issue anymore, I guess. There's probably an equally good argument for that.

Bottom line is I think people like Sean and Andrew will be fine either way.

Sean and Andrew doesn’t seem to go out of their way to take a shot at Nick, and I kinda like that.

Not just because Nick helped them get to where they are and gave them exposure before he turned balldo wearing degenerate, but also because… Personal take and maybe I’m wrong, but unlike Nick they both seem to be far too decent people to kick a man when he’s down, whether he deserves it or not.

 

[Sharpeteer]

unlike Nick they both seem to be far too decent people to kick a man when he’s down, whether he deserves it or not.

I say yes and no. Sean is far too nice to do a "takedown" of Nick in a manner that permanently burns the bridge. If anyone's going to burn it completely, it's Nick. As funny as Sean burning it down would be, that would be a Nick thing to do, and Sean's better than that. That's part of why I like him.

Andrew, I don't like him. A sincere congratulations on replacing Nick on FNT, Flashcast, and weeb stuff. Having said that, I don't believe most of what he says. He comes across as a snake that will grift whatever he has to in order to be in these people's good graces. While he also won't do any takedown of Nick, it's not because he's too nice, but because Nick might prove to be of some use to him later.

 

[Maude Snew]

I will say though I think any attack by Nick against lawtubers would be almost completely ineffectual at this point. I mean not only is he drunken, doped up (probably) lying liar who lies, but he's losing more and more support every day. Vicious verbal tyrades against ex-supporters like he's engaged in intermittently over the past few months seem to work against him more than anything.

You don't even need to do anything to win, just exchange knowing glances and leave him on read. Nick's showers are probably very lonely now that nobody picks up his calls anymore.

 

[polar bear]

Dude, that's brilliant. Kevin Spacey stuff. I like it. Or how about this? Actual American Beauty - you know how he wishes Kevin fucked the girl, well I bet he wishes it was him, and how he would have made the "correct choice."

I thought about american beauty, but frankly I can't imagine how this could be done in a way that won't make me "unwatch" this thread. Maybe there is some funnies in it, but personally, it gives me very uncomfy vibes. It's purely because Nick has daughters, and those daughters presumably have friends, and it won't be that long before they all grow up. Gross. Uneasy. Concerning. Not comfy.
(edit to clarify - it's not your idea per se that is uncomfy, it's the fact that Nick likes that movie so much)

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Sean and Andrew doesn’t seem to go out of their way to take a shot at Nick, and I kinda like that.

Not just because Nick helped them get to where they are and gave them exposure before he turned balldo wearing degenerate, but also because… Personal take and maybe I’m wrong, but unlike Nick they both seem to be far too decent people to kick a man when he’s down, whether he deserves it or not.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I thought about american beauty, but frankly I can't imagine how this could be done in a way that won't make me "unwatch" this thread. Maybe there is some funnies in it, but personally, it gives me very uncomfy vibes. It's purely because Nick has daughters, and those daughters presumably have friends, and it won't be that long before they all grow up. Gross. Uneasy. Concerning. Not comfy.
(edit to clarify - it's not your idea per se that is uncomfy, it's the fact that Nick likes that movie so much)

Now that you put it that way, I think you're right. I think actually doing American Beauty would be pushing it.

House of Cards though, I like it. Replacing the voices of these characters in the show with Nick and Kayla, and putting the animated mouths on there shouldn't be too hard.

 

[AnOminous]

You know I think everyone in Lawtube is trying to be nice and not cause mutual shitflinging, but the playful ribbings aren’t a good idea.

I think it's a perfect time to stick the knife in myself. It couldn't be a worse idea than continuing to associate with the sleazy psycho fucker. I seriously doubt any of them has anything half as embarrassing as the Balldo in their lives.

Dude, that's brilliant. Kevin Spacey stuff. I like it. Or how about this? Actual American Beauty - you know how he wishes Kevin fucked the girl, well I bet he wishes it was him, and how he would have made the "correct choice."

He wishes he was the girl.

 

[Maude Snew]

I thought about american beauty, but frankly I can't imagine how this could be done in a way that won't make me "unwatch" this thread. Maybe there is some funnies in it, but personally, it gives me very uncomfy vibes. It's purely because Nick has daughters, and those daughters presumably have friends, and it won't be that long before they all grow up. Gross. Uneasy. Concerning. Not comfy.
(edit to clarify - it's not your idea per se that is uncomfy, it's the fact that Nick likes that movie so much)

Not to be the "you think that's bad" guy but I'd be much more worried about the self admitted child groomer that spends time at their house somewhat regularly. Pretty sure Nick is on the way out and if not that he's way to malnourished and deteriorated to do anything. Okay, not anything, he can still spit venom enough to shame his wife into mutilating herself. Ricky Berwick could beat him in a fight though.

 

[Anticipointment]

it puts them between a rock and a hard place of not wanting to feel like they're just throwing someone under the bus when it's convenient

If Nick finds himself thrown under a bus it won’t be because of convenience, but because it is well & truly deserved. Hope he gets thrown under a million.

 

[polar bear]

House of Cards

or House of Balldoes

He wishes he was the girl.

No it's still gross. Middle aged MtF watching his daughters grow up and wanting to become one of them? Nah I just evacuated from Thorpes thread yesterday, some shit is too gross to laugh at. Ill be out camping at Bossmans' if this shit ever happens

Ricky Berwick could beat him in a fight though

Such a fucking shame that Nick's fame is waning, someone as big as Ricky fucking Berwick is probably completely unaware of his existence. Shame, because the beatdown would be uber funny

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I think it's a perfect time to stick the knife in myself. It couldn't be a worse idea than continuing to associate with the sleazy psycho fucker. I seriously doubt any of them has anything half as embarrassing as the Balldo in their lives.

He wishes he was the girl.

Should clarify if they want to stay friends with Nick, if they are long past their use for him then go full Ephialtes and expose Nick’s shower calls and PMs.

 

[Maraschino]

Already it seems to me many ex-Nick fans have defected to Sean. I'm less sure about Andrew, but it seems like he might be getting the weeb side of Nick's old audience, whereas Sean is getting more of the trial side. Both seem to have established a solid base to work off of.

The best part of the vtuber stuff with Andrew is that the person who convinced Andrew to getting into said vtuber stuff was The Dragon's Treasure, which was that tea company that used to sponsor Nick during the height of Weeb Wars. Nick's former sponsor is directly responsible for the influx of money Mindset is making because he's willing to cover content people want, and he's willing to put in the work and not be an embarrassment by talking out of his ass and expecting people to be okay with it.

We just need Cody Baier to guest for a bit on Andrew's show since he was the person who got Nick involved with Vic's case to go full circle. Baier is also interested in the vtuber stuff and was actively critiquing Nick and Coomalot for acting like ignorant cocksuckers during their spat with Pippa.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Already it seems to me many ex-Nick fans have defected to Sean.

I like sean the most since he does very good law content (in spite of the word law not appearing in his channel name, crazy right?), very interactive with chat, and is somewhat sektur adjacent without being a cow himself (yet, don't disappoint me sean ) like rackets used to be. While other lawtubers have better numbers something about sean's format has me interested in watching lawtube again that the others couldn't.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Kayla is morphing into Pantsu. It's just a natural part of Nick becoming Ethan Ralph.

 

[Sharpeteer]

While other lawtubers have better numbers something about sean's format has me interested in watching lawtube again that the others couldn't.

His streams are cozy, and not "noisy" if that makes any sense. Kiwi Santa Claus is great for having on the TV or other browser tab while doing other things.

 

[Phillip Green]

The best part of the vtuber stuff with Andrew is that the person who convinced Andrew to getting into said vtuber stuff was The Dragon's Treasure, which was that tea company that used to sponsor Nick during the height of Weeb Wars. Nick's former sponsor is directly responsible for the influx of money Mindset is making because he's willing to cover content people want, and he's willing to put in the work and not be an embarrassment by talking out of his ass and expecting people to be okay with it.

We just need Cody Baier to guest for a bit on Andrew's show since he was the person who got Nick involved with Vic's case to go full circle. Baier is also interested in the vtuber stuff and was actively critiquing Nick and Coomalot for acting like ignorant cocksuckers during their spat with Pippa.

The real best part of this is that Mindset was the most enthusiastic of Nick's "Ride or Die" loyalist noseguards during the embarrassing early stages of the collapse. He's only started taking little shots at him in the last couple months, after Nick's completely lost the last of his relevancy.

Apparently someone's got to pick up the mantle of patronizing hyper-autistic weebs. Will he corner the cringe-inducing superchat toast market next?

 

[not william stenchever]

Kayla is morphing into Pantsu. It's just a natural part of Nick becoming Ethan Ralph.

Don't be silly. Nick is substantially fatter than Ethan Ralph. You need to cut down on those calories Piggy Nick.