Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 195 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 216 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 772 32.6%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 448 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 482 20.3%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 257 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,370
I saw the full "Ian giving dating advice clip." The man seriously says "just don't have any standards, that's how I landed Anisa. That's how I bagged her." It's so unintentionally insulting to Anisa and it's hilarious. There's subtle signs that Anisa is pissed off by it if you look at her facial expression. Considering what he says ("to the untrained eye, it's hard to tell how much you shave"), the idea that they don't have sex or at least don't anymore is a distinct possibility as well that we must consider. Ian does seem like he's pathetic enough that she constantly teases him and never actually delivers on anything, yet it's enough to satisfy him.

I'm going to have nightmares about the idea that my girlfriend would say she only gets shaved for onlyfans, not for me. Seeing his open mouth reaction, he will too. But for him it doesn't end when he wakes up.
 
Screenshot_20240310-232459~2.pnghe looks like a caveman who just had his shitty fire put aou by a gust of wind.
 
>New podcast summary
  • They recorded a podcast with a guest but they're releasing it next week.
    • This episode was filmed immediately after and was not planned/they have no notes
    • idubbbz seems a little flustered without having notes but wants to wing it anyways
    • it blows my fucking mind because that implies every other podcast had notes/structure to it and they all still fucking sucked
  • Anisa goes off random and talks about these TOTALLYYY COOL ANIME CROCS I bought
    • $80
    • Kakashi was my first anime crush teehee
    • Anisa and idubbbz are baffled that the crocs include a SPOILER of Kakashi's sharingan and they harp on it for a WHILE
      • (????? that shit isn??t??? a spoiler am i out of touch, fucking what)
  • Anisa keeps interjecting throughout the whole podcast that SHE WAS JUST A WEIRD KID, NOT LIKE OTHER KIDS I WAS LIKE SOOOOOO WEIRD AND QUIRKY!!
    • She thought she was a cat and would be sent home for scratching/biting people
    • She also thought she was a witch
    • Anisa: "sHOUTOUT TO MY KINDERGARDEN BOYFRIEND) (every ep she references an ex in some capacity, like bruh your husband is right there chill)
    • XDDD Anisa was like SOOO random she would dunk her cookies into a fruit smoothie TEEHEE
    • Idubbbz says he played make believe with his friends but never thought he was a wizard, hero etc
      • idubbbz asks Anisa "ARE YOU DUMB?"
  • Short Anime/Dragonball derail
    • rip
    • Anisa has to add in: yeah ian u like bulma cus she has big tits and short hair(like me teehee)
  • Hozier confusion
    • For once Anisa gets the joke and Idubbbz/Dane struggle for like 4 fucking minutes being confused about why someone would mistake Aragorn for Hozier
  • Anisa says she was a referee to 5-6 years. (Is there anything she hasn't done?!)
    • When she was around 13
    • This one time a dad yelled at her during a match for her call, so she doesn't call out fouls if she could get away with it(to avoid people getting mad at her)
  • Conservative Parrots
    • They hypothesize parrots/parakeets are popular with conservatives because the conservatives love to train animals and make them say alt-right shit
      • dane mentions - like making your dog a nazi?
    • Anisa/Idubbbz derail and make fun of dog trainers and their teaching methods, implying that they are pros
      • idubbbz praises Anisa for training Fiona with verbal commands
        • SAME FUCKING DOG THAT BUSTED THROUGH A WINDOW BTW
  • Referees
    • Anisa says she likes sports because it's a game of how much you can get away with/cheat before being called out (???? sportsfags chime in please)
    • Anisa interjects multiple times to talk about Idubbbz' boxing but keeps getting interrupted and is never able to say what lmao
  • Idubbbz is going to Australia alone in the next 2 weeks
    • Anisa described it as "Arts & crafts" gettogether with Max and Chad
    • Idubbbz booked a tattoo session already
      • He's going to let Chad choose which tattoo idubbbz gets
      • Dane gets excited because it's a callback to when Chad got a picture of Idubbbz on his ass. Idubbbz immediately corrects him - "it's not that serious, I'm just letting Chad choose from the book of flash at the parlor" LMAOOOOOO :lit::lit::lit:
        • Idubbbz says it won't be exciting but Dane encourages him to record it anyways.
  • Before closing out the podcast they mention future guests and want VAUSH to come on LMAOOO

end notes: this ep wasn't bad but god was it still fucking boring. Anisa is just oozing with "look at me im so interesting" energy and it's rough. Shopping isn't a hobby, telling people you're interesting multiple times will not make you interesting, etc etc imma kms
 
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Anisa REALLY needs to get a more interesting gimmick besides the "I'm not like other girls I'm so quirky teehee". It just gets more and more miserable every time she adds a new quirky thing to the long list.

And to this day she still has shown fuck all about her "guitar obsession" that she was so proud of.
 
Idubbbz is going to Australia alone in the next 2 weeks
  • Anisa described it as "Arts & crafts" gettogether with Max and Chad
  • Idubbbz booked a tattoo session already
    • He's going to let Chad choose which tattoo idubbbz gets
    • Dane gets excited because it's a callback to when Chad got a picture of Idubbbz on his ass. Idubbbz immediately corrects him - "it's not that serious, I'm just letting Chad choose from the book of flash at the parlor" LMAOOOOOO :lit::lit::lit:
      • Idubbbz says it won't be exciting but Dane encourages him to record it anyways.
50 bucks that Max and Chad flake him like with the Cold Ones episode
 
Idubbbz booked a tattoo session already
  • He's going to let Chad choose which tattoo idubbbz gets
  • Dane gets excited because it's a callback to when Chad got a picture of Idubbbz on his ass. Idubbbz immediately corrects him - "it's not that serious, I'm just letting Chad choose from the book of flash at the parlor" LMAOOOOOO :lit::lit::lit:
If only any of them still had any balls...
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  • dane mentions - like making your dog a nazi?
Is this a jab at Count Dankula? Wtf are they doing?

>Inviting Vaush
Wtf. Are. They. Doing? (And what does this mean about their relationship with the Kleins? Did they have a falling out?)

Also blows my mind that iDubbbz goes to another country to get shitty flash. And on top of that "it's not a big deal". Fucking mind boggling.
 
Anisa says she likes sports because it's a game of how much you can get away with/cheat before being called out (???? sportsfags chime in please)
She's unfortunately correct, to a degree. I've seen some recent NBA clips where players will take like 3 or 4 steps between dribbles and travelling is never called. Soccer is especially gay with some players acting like fairies when they get nudged in hopes they'll get a bullshit foul call from a referee. If you know ahead of time that a certain ref loves calling a certain foul or completely ignores a certain rule you play accordingly. It's kinda gay imo but I don't get paid millions to win like they do
 
Anisa says she likes sports because it's a game of how much you can get away with/cheat before being called out (???? sportsfags chime in please)
She's unfortunately correct, to a degree. I've seen some recent NBA clips where players will take like 3 or 4 steps between dribbles and travelling is never called. Soccer is especially gay with some players acting like fairies when they get nudged in hopes they'll get a bullshit foul call from a referee. If you know ahead of time that a certain ref loves calling a certain foul or completely ignores a certain rule you play accordingly. It's kinda gay imo but I don't get paid millions to win like they do

I agree with the above in the context of *professional* sports. It’s also definitely a thing in pro hockey (rules allowing for checks, pest/enforcer dynamics and fights) and even pro baseball (throwing a close pitch to get the hitter to back off the plate.)

But it’s retarded NLOG posturing for Anisa to say that’s what she loves about sports while talking about being a player and ref *as a kid or teen.* For a youngster it’s just unsportsmanlike and dangerous. You need to learn the rules and prove that you can play by the rules before you get to bend them. You can’t risk kids getting hurt because they want to play dirty, they often have a more strict set of rules for under 18 players for exactly that reason.
 
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