Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Lol, you're one of "them" who cares about your various up/downdoots. Perhaps the slobbermutt was right.

Mhm, whatever you say. I just pointed out that you problem didn't understand what I meant. Which obviously you did not. You should try and lurk bit more. Or at least learn to read.

Still going after Leslie:
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I don't see her calling him, rightfully, a pedophile. But she better wait for the knock of another lolsuit from the butterknife butt bandit.

Does he hope someone will sue her for him? For what? He has no reputation to ruin.

https://news.microsoft.com/2013/09/03/microsoft-to-acquire-nokias-devices-services-business-license-nokias-patents-and-mapping-services/

Try again Shane.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Shane's section 8 only got approved because he was hogging all the food at the homeless shelter.

 

[An automatic clown]

Shane, you said it yourself, calling someone a pedophile without cause is libel. Enjoy the lawsuit.

He got into a shit flinging contest with Leslie earlier. It's not even worth repeating, he's just a fat retard who claims to have her address and will be filing a suit.

Ogre boy had to hurt though.

Then he tries to wash Patrick's balls and doesn't even get a pity like from the legendary sausage maker of Milwaukee. Nice audience, stupid.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Shane, you said it yourself, calling someone a pedophile without cause is libel. Enjoy the lawsuit.
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He got into a shit flinging contest with Leslie earlier. It's not even worth repeating, he's just a fat retard who claims to have her address and will be filing a suit.
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Ogre boy had to hurt though.

Then he tries to wash Patrick's balls and doesn't even get a pity like from the legendary sausage maker of Milwaukee. Nice audience, stupid.
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This guy can’t stop talking and thinking about child rape and pedophiles. Sick! It was a joke bro I only asked for that minors nudes ironically bro

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Shane, you said it yourself, calling someone a pedophile without cause is libel.
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Who's the one who wanted to see a child get raped on some other forum? Oh right, some guy named Shane Nokes.

I hate to break it to you Shane but unlike you I can own up when it comes to all the place I work at and not make a huge deal out it. Working a call center was the greatest thing you did your entire life. For me, it's something I did during the day so I could pay bills, get my certificates for other jobs, and hang out with friends.

I am glad that you figured out how to crop screenshots. Good on you mate. Now how about you get your head out of your ass and come here and call me a pedophile? Or do wish to continue to be seen as a coward? You can either man up or continue to be treated like the retard that you are.

Enjoy the lawsuit.

Shane isn't worth the time and effort to sue because he lives in section 8 housing. While it would be funny to collect on his X-Box garbage, I'm not that mean to retards who only have that to console themselves with at night. Maybe I'll send him an X-Box body pillow so he can comfort that at night. I'm not that heartless.
Ah perfect! I could get this put on a body pillow for him! It suits him.

 

[lindsayfan]

leslie is so good on twitter. the contrast between how clever she is and how stupid shane nokes is really stands out.

"the fact that we don't interact much confuses the shit out of them." no, nobody is confused. you're literally so pathetic that even a guy who trusts jackie singh for advice is embarrassed to e-associate with you.

working in a call center isn't fun or prestigious but it's honest work, which is probably why shane didn't last and transitioned asap to his true calling & lifelong career as a panhandling welfare parasite.

The Butterknife Incident was decades ago, shane, quit claiming you're "disabled" because of it. nobody believes you.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

leslie is so good on twitter. the contrast between how clever she is and how stupid shane nokes is really stands out.

"the fact that we don't interact much confuses the shit out of them." no, nobody is confused. you're literally so pathetic that even a guy who trusts jackie singh for advice is embarrassed to e-associate with you.

working in a call center isn't fun or prestigious but it's honest work, which is probably why shane didn't last and transitioned asap to his true calling & lifelong career as a panhandling welfare parasite.

The Butterknife Incident was decades ago, shane, quit claiming you're "disabled" because of it. nobody believes you.

Honestly I think he fetishizes child rape the way he constantly brings it up when getting dunked on. He likes making people uncomfortable. A few pages ago he was arguing with someone about tech or something mundane and he’s like “you’re abusing a child rape victim” as if anyone was supposed to know or care.

Everyone reacts differently to trauma etc etc but the way he uses it as a cudgel or a gotcha is fucking weird, telling twitter you had a Traumatic Butterknife Insertion as a child when you’re getting dunked on seems like the machinations of a sick minded man frustrated that he can’t act out his fantasies.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The Butterknife Incident was decades ago, shane, quit claiming you're "disabled" because of it. nobody believes you.

Imagine having your first gay experience decades ago and claiming benefits from it in your adult life. Just own up to it and come out of the closet already. It's cool Shane, it's the current year!

working in a call center isn't fun or prestigious but it's honest work, which is probably why shane didn't last and transitioned asap to his true calling & lifelong career as a panhandling welfare parasite.

If you're working at a call centre for a major tech company it's rather easy to work your way up the ladder too and get more certificates to get new jobs too. They love that shit.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I'd love to be regaled by some of Shane's pedophile lynching stories from his Microsoft days. Especially if they were newsworthy cases with famous names.

 

[JustStopDude]

What the fuck is an "Xbox ambassador"?

That sounds akin to "custodian engjneer".

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

What the fuck is an "Xbox ambassador"?

That sounds akin to "custodian engjneer".

Same thing as a Innocence Project ambassador.


Though all joking aside

https://ambassadors.microsoft.com/xbox

Having him as an ambassador doesn't look good for Microsoft so I guess I was right it's the same as a IP ambassador.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

If Leslie has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Leslie has only one fan then that is me. If Leslie has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Leslie, then I am against the world.

 

[AnOminous]

What the fuck is an "Xbox ambassador"?

I believe it's a way of saying "faggot" but with extra letters.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I believe it's a way of saying "faggot" but with extra letters.

If Cardinal Nicolas de Jesus Lopez Rodriguez can call an Ambassador a faggot I'm sure it's okay to just call Shane one too.

 

[AnOminous]

If Cardinal Nicolas de Jesus Lopez Rodriguez can call an Ambassador a faggot I'm sure it's okay to just call Shane one too.

Is it though? Let's test this.

Shane is a faggot. Lmao.

Yeah I guess it is because I just did it, and here I am, still talking to you.

Shane is a faggot. HA HA. He got raped with a breadknife. And he liked it. Because he's a faggot.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It’s extremely pathetic that an entry level call center job that would be a starting point for most people was the peak accomplishment of Shane’s life. This loser has built a shrine to Microsoft (FFS — of all companies to worship!) out of work passes and benefits cards that expired many years ago.

I often want to save crap from milestones in my life (but always resist the urge because I don’t want to keep track of that shit until I die). So I understand the urge to preserve mementoes. That said, an old insurance card doesn’t meet the minimal standards for this sort of collecting.

If Shane ever realizes that literally nobody has ever been or will be impressed by his expired cards, he’ll suffer a profound nervous breakdown. This old job of his is all Shame has. Well, that and a mouthful of busted teeth.

 

[internet friend]

I know it's a bit late, but that Xbox image of Shane being a little surfing dude cracks me the fuck up every time I see it. Seeing him going hard with an argument then pulling out that goofy shit is such tonal whiplash that it never fails to amuse me.

 

[JustStopDude]

I often want to save crap from milestones in my life (but always resist the urge because I don’t want to keep track of that shit until I die). So I understand the urge to preserve mementoes.

Shane literally had kept more shit from a low end job than the average person keeps from doing time in the military.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Shame literally told Leslie to “Enjoy”. How long until he adds “prison”?

We might have met the only man on earth who would be taking a small step up if he somehow morphed into Fatrick.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

It's funny he ONLY shows his XBox 5ltrash, but also simultaneously worked for the Federal Government for 20 years, yet shows no Years of Service Certificates. Apparantly he wasnt enrolled in FERS or TSP and has no retirement benefits either. Very suspect.