Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[SpookyObserver]

Tranny does not like JK Rowling.

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Rowling is certified funny

 

[Geraldine]

they'll never understand how it feels to get your kiwifarms post rated dumb or autistic. That's the true microagression

It is a badge of honor.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Holy wall of Ls and seethe

Picturing this troon reciting his autistic movie villain speech in the (stained) mirror enough times to get over his social anxiety voice quiver only to naturally shit himself and do nothing / realise that real life interactions aren't anime pitched stance battles and people pass by on the street within a second and a half.

 

[gagabobo1997]

Holy wall of Ls and seethe
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>Crazy ass cis women that's why. I hate them all.
lol mask off i guess

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

Holy wall of Ls and seethe
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Gottem!!

 

[monstrous bubo]

Holy wall of Ls and seethe

The discussion of punching transphobes is particularly illuminating. At no point does anyone say that punching another person is wrong, except for self-defence. Nope, the bigger worry is that it’s illegal. So mean teen girls and middleaged women only escape a beating from a grown-ass man in a dress because of that, and not because it’s a shitty and wrong thing to do. Not that they do escape them totally, as we have seen.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

Apex fallacy. Women see only the top 10% of men who do get all the love and attention. The losers are invisible to them. Women then turn themselves into men and are understandably shocked at their own disappearance. They’ve never seen this sort of man before because that tier of men has been invisible all along.

Whether this is true or not, it's irrelevant to the tale of the invisible pooner because no one's treating her like any sort of man. She feels "invisible" because everyone's trying to politely avoid the crazy deluded hairy tit-less woman.

ETA @AfghanBlue The shoulder-squeeze lady has ascended to new heights of passive-aggressive mean-girling; he 100% knows she clocked him and you can tell those shoulder squeezes are going to haunt him for the rest of his short life.

 

[Flan Handler]

Ran into a 6’3” Indian (feather) ma’am working the in the dollar store today.

My wide-eyed kid looked at this clown demon and asked me “why is he dressed like this?”

I just said, “I don’t think they have uniforms here” because I just wasn’t ready for it. So the kid looks at this tranny and blurts out, “That’s a lady’s dress!” And just starts belly laughing like he’s watching a street performer.

The tranny was absolutely stone faced. I grabbed my bag and we left as soon as we could.

I’d expect this to show up from his side on Reddit but he looked pretty methy/disorganized. Goddamn that was awkward.

 

[melty]

How dare my gay BF not love the thing I have after great effort managed to hypnotise myself into sorta thinking of as a penis?

The comments there are good, it's the ftm sub so all these women are posting stuff like "OMG, he is extremely dangerous! You need to get out of there and protect yourself immediately, king!" and similar comments I can't imagine actual men making in this situation. Though i'm not sure what anybody should say in this situation.
This is my favorite part of the comments, she lets it slip that she's a freeloader (a troon that doesn't work? Shocking, i know) and the other pooners declare its a clear case of FiNaNcIaL AbUsE:

 

[Flan Handler]

The comments there are good, it's the ftm sub so all these women are posting stuff like "OMG, he is extremely dangerous! You need to get out of there and protect yourself immediately, king!" and similar comments I can't imagine actual men making in this situation. Though i'm not sure what anybody should say in this situation.
This is my favorite part of the comments, she lets it slip that she's a freeloader (a troon that doesn't work? Shocking, i know) and the other pooners declare its a clear case of FiNaNcIaL AbUsE:
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I love how these fairly pertinent details drip drip drip out. What a picture this paints of two people who really should stay together so they aren’t messing up any normal people unfortunate enough to get near them.

 

[AfghanBlue]

The discussion of punching transphobes is particularly illuminating. At no point does anyone say that punching another person is wrong, except for self-defence. Nope, the bigger worry is that it’s illegal. So mean teen girls and middleaged women only escape a beating from a grown-ass man in a dress because of that, and not because it’s a shitty and wrong thing to do. Not that they do escape them totally, as we have seen.

Not only that, they are often just talking about people not actively engaging them, but laughing behind their hands.
Girly might be remembering something funny! Least that's my excuse.

 

[Kumquat]

Ran into a 6’3” Indian (feather) ma’am working the in the dollar store today.

My wide-eyed kid looked at this clown demon and asked me “why is he dressed like this?”

I just said, “I don’t think they have uniforms here” because I just wasn’t ready for it. So the kid looks at this tranny and blurts out, “That’s a lady’s dress!” And just starts belly laughing like he’s watching a street performer.

The tranny was absolutely stone faced. I grabbed my bag and we left as soon as we could.

I’d expect this to show up from his side on Reddit but he looked pretty methy/disorganized. Goddamn that was awkward.

Your kid sounds based. When is he going to make a KiwiFarms account?

In all seriousness though, it never ceases to get a chuckle out of me when kids can correctly point out the stupidity. If I were you, I'd sit the kid down and just explain to him, in a child friendly way, that some people are very confused and their brains are sick, so they think they're girls when they really aren't.

 

[Flan Handler]

I'd sit the kid down and just explain to him, in a child friendly way, that some people are very confused and their brains are sick, so they think they're girls when they really aren't.

That’s exactly correct. He’s so earnest though, he genuinely thought this was like a performance for his entertainment. We’ve been talking about it for hours, I can’t wait to hear how he explains this to his grandma, I’m not going to give her a heads up lol.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

This one is quite the ride.


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It starts with this and somehow goes downhill all the way thereafter:


How dare my gay BF not love the thing I have after great effort managed to hypnotise myself into sorta thinking of as a penis?

She basically reveals that, for over a decade, he saw her as free pussy and fantasizes about hurting her but OH NO DOODS! He called her "they" instead of "he". Sometimes, I pity the stupid and naive. It's like she's arguing with people whether this giant red flag is crimson or scarlet.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

It's genius, it removes all agency, you did not do this to yourself, nor is it the surgeons fault if you regret something, it is just an experience that just happened to you.

Indeed, the word patient comes from the Latin for "one who endures". Troons bring new meaning to the concept.

Is she a Mormon? She’s a member of a religious community I think you said in previous posts. I wonder what the pressure is from the community here? Normally I imagine it would be to work things out and keep the marriage together but would trooning out be seen as a genuine deal breaker by their church?
Run. Lady. Run fast and far and empty the joint account before he spends it on SRS

Sorry if someone answered this and I missed it, but he said in one of the posts that they're "evangelical Christians".

Jesus, CCl4 can fuse plastic together. It's extremely toxic to the liver. It's easily absorbed through the skin, I can't imagine injecting it.

It's also a probable carcinogen and induces various liver neoplasms, including hepatocellular carcinoma, in laboratory animals. As for why it's there, both estrogen and testosterone, among other hormones, are highly lipophilic; hence, they are insoluble in water. Other solvents must be used, but (obviously) have to be removed prior to use in pharmaceutical preparations. I have no idea why the "manufacturer" in that case used CCl4 instead of absolute ethanol, unless the regulations surrounding the purchase of large volumes of grain alcohol were prohibitive in the country of manufacture.

Spoiler: Spergy example

In laboratory research using mouse models, tamoxifen, an estrogen receptor modulator, is often used to induce a "knockout" of a particular gene. The solution is commonly prepared by dissolving a tamoxifen salt in absolute ethanol, which is then mixed with oil. The ethanol is evaporated away, leaving tamoxifen in an injectable solution.

It could also be an impurity introduced somewhere in the manufacturing process. God only knows where they're getting the reagents.

My friend keeps calling me gay and it makes me dysphoric

Wouldn't it be interesting if the "friend" in this one were a TIM? Really makes you wonder...

 

[Gondolindrim]

Tranny does not like JK Rowling.

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I like that Rowling has embraced what they've been calling her all this time. If saying perfectly reasonable things makes you a TERF then so be it.

 

[Iodine]

This one is quite the ride.

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I will never understand the troon logic of people who met their partner as their birth sex, decided to troon out in the middle of the relationship, then assumed that everything is going great as usual even though there is obvious tension building up in the relationship. This magnificently stupid rotdog owner provided additional context for this post, and it is clear as day that her behavior, psyche and logical reasoning are extremely female.



Her home and finances are completely paid for by her boyfriend, who clearly has problems of his own because he chose to lie to his former girlfriend's face for over 10 years instead of being truthful with her that he wants a tomboy girlfriend with a vagina. She was dumb enough to believe his lies and placed her housing and financial situation into his control when she blew her savings on the rotdog (notice that they are her savings alone, which should be an obvious sign that he doesn't approve of it). She probably lied to him about the rotdog surgery as well so that he wouldn't kick her out and leave her broke. These two gullible chronic liars are made for each other.

I got a dick not too long ago and I fucking love it [...] Admittedly, my dick is very not cis passing and it has taken a lot of therapy, radical self-love, and sharing thoughts with other men of trans experience to get me to the point I am today with it.

Incredible that this "life-saving surgery" was not recognized as such after it was completed, and the patient whose life was "saved" (albeit with $300k less in the bank) had to spend much more time and money to convince herself that her life was truly saved. If you're going to have to delude yourself to accept your current situation either way, why not choose the option that saves you that $300k? Besides, the boyfriend comments that he has fucked her pussy before, which she wouldn't have done if she had that much dysphoria about her vagina.

 

[Roland TB-303]

That, or I point at the middle of their back, in a suggestive, seemingly gentle, helpful way, where they can't check it themselves, and say - "oh, are you already aware of what you sat in or leaned down on? It's smudging all the way down! I'm so sorry - it really looks like dog droppings. I can smell it and well, you probably already know, everyone would smell that - I hope you can get changed right away!" And I'm super fake friendly.

If you ever doubted the autist to tranny pipeline, this is how a troon responds to being insulted, without even the slightest shred of awareness of themselves or the situation at hand. When we insult them it’s based in reality, as in how they look and act like their birth gender, this brings them much pain because it’s true. They insult us based on absurd fantasies, such as you sitting in imaginary dog shit and them pointing it out. Their feeble minds can’t see how you’d not give the slightest shit about their absurd fantasy insult, which they probably thought of 3 hours later anyway. I don’t know how to say it in a way that hasn’t been said many times before, but they are so comically out of touch with the human experience that it would be sad if they weren’t such insufferable pieces of shit.

 

[Lady Bizness]

She also wants to go look at getting some new plants for the garden.

Late and gay but I also want to get new plants this weekend and will be absolutely livid if my husband tries to have a sit down conversation with me instead of letting me go to the nursery.

 

[Pedophobe]

@Homofascism oh yeah well the jerk store just called and they're all out of you!