Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

What caused Vickers' crazy eyes?

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Vickers is like a dumber Ralph who’s thin image (lmao, he’s fat) of legitimacy and decency was just stripped away. I wonder what other kind of low key scams you can trick Vickers into. Hey Vickers I can help with your legal problems but first I’ll need $5000 to unlock my crypto wallet which has been locked behind a paywall in a hack. I have over 50 bitcoins available for help.

Also Vickers I heard about this PlayStation credit card that’ll give you $100 if you sign up now. Thanks Ralph for the tip!
 
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What I am hoping is that Arianna screws Matt over and leaves him with nothing. Matt thinking that Arianna is fully on board for the "fake divorce" in order to keep the house or sale money from the house, along with all their savings ect. Only for her to after getting the divorce to truly leave Matt and take all the loot legally lol. THAT would be exceptionally hilarious. Then she convinces her son to not sell the business back to Matt and just sell it and use the money for college or whatever or she convinces him to sell it to her and she sells it too.

Matt sitting there with the soyjack face realizing that he was finessed by his fat whore of a wife would be the best timeline ever.
 
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PauperVita said:
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Look it's a GIANT fucking W ok, no one has EVER had a W this big just trust me. Can't explain it now though teehee 🙄

Vickers situation is bad and he's addicted to attention from people that don't fucking matter in his life. None of these internet losers matter but ol' Vicious Vickers wants that praise and dopamine. Hopefully because of this some of the people he owes money to get wind of what he's trying to pull and it backfires on him worse than if he just tried to play it straight and narrow. Moron deserves it.
 
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Trying to sell the store’s goods publicly on eBay though…
could he not even be slightly sneaky an offload the coins at a slight loss to another coin merchant he knows? A bulk sale under the table, rather than out in the open where his creditors can see him selling items he is supposed to be holding back for the bankruptcy?!

Is he really that stupid?
 
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Geekthulhu said:
What I am hoping is that Arianna screws Matt over and leaves him with nothing. Matt thinking that Arianna is fully on board for the "fake divorce" in order to keep the house or sale money from the house, along with all their savings
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Unfortunately i think she will be fucked by matts debts and knowing how bully narc fathers work he is probably going to bully their adult child to hide his assets . She will be lucky if she gets out of this divorce with no debt in her name. Seen this play out in my family. :/. Hate to say this but arianna should have gotten a divorce prior to the last two kids popping out and decade ago before he probably dragged her credit and what not into the ground. She will probably spend a decade digging herself out of the hole she was put in by Matt. Many such cases.
 
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LonelyEggRoll said:
Trying to sell the store’s goods publicly on eBay though…
could he not even be slightly sneaky an offload the coins at a slight loss to another coin merchant he knows? A bulk sale under the table, rather than out in the open where his creditors can see him selling items he is supposed to be holding back for the bankruptcy?!

Is he really that stupid?
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Do you even have to ask? I highly doubt he’s going to be paying taxes on all that either.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
You know it’s a cope because if he was actually trying to pull off some fraud even he wouldn’t be stupid enough to ask cog to announce it publicly. But when you got nothing to lose what’s a few lies about fraud you are committing to try and save what’s left of your face.
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That would be even stupider than trying it for real. Like joking about bombs at the airport. They're going to crawl up his ass twice as hard now.
 
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Kheapathic said:
I'm not simping for Vickers, I don't like how predatory money lending is, but at the same time, holy fucking shit for him agreeing and signing that agreement.

Should've just sold a kidney on the black market if you needed the money that badly.
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even ralph would laugh in the face of whoever would make him a loan offer like that. i bet vickers signed a few shitty high interest car loans in the past and never learned from it or cared to learn how debt works. it’s pretty in character for him to be incredibly short sighted and scam people to make up for it.

also i vaguely remember a post here from a few years ago where someone was accusing vickers of opening a bunch of shell companies for the purpose of money laundering, and some others here called him out on it and said it was fake and gay. guess there was some credibility to that.
 
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TherapyMan said:
OH NO HE'S BEING DIVORCED TOO?! NOOOOOOO VICKERS-BROS, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN????

Vickers apparently has the same relationship with his creditors as Ethan Ralph.
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the ralpha male put vickers into so much debt he's getting bankrupt and divorced.
 
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Vickers impulsively bought 4 PS5s.
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Hol' up, hol' up...
Mr Vickers, in crippling amounts of debt, spends money he doesn't have to buy some man he met on the internet a PS5.

This seems to explain the issue - Vickers has no self control. He's an idiotic boob with no forethought to his actions. Hence, these insane spending habits.

Who are these grown men who cannot afford to buy a fucking games console. Seriously? $500 is hardly going to break the bank, if you're too hard up to find that wtaf, what kind of bum are you?
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
Hol' up, hol' up...
Mr Vickers, in crippling amounts of debt, spends money he doesn't have to buy some man he met on the internet a PS5.

This seems to explain the issue - Vickers has no self control. He's an idiotic boob with no forethought to his actions. Hence, these insane spending habits.

Who are these grown men who cannot afford to buy a fucking games console. Seriously? $500 is hardly going to break the bank, if you're too hard up to find that wtaf, what kind of bum are you?
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He bought one each for the spergs who came to visit Xander. They played video games in a hotel room with xander and uploaded it. He bought one for himself and one for his son.

His next stream was the lolsuit stream which was his last. So he flushed $2000 down the toilet on a whim.
 
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PauperVita said:
He bought one each for the spergs who came to visit Xander. They played video games in a hotel room with xander and uploaded it. He bought one for himself and one for his son.

His next stream was the lolsuit stream which was his last. So he flushed $2000 down the toilet on a whim.
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You don't understand, he needed to do that videogame stream in order to BTFO ralph, and BTFOing Ralph is OBVIOUSLY the most important thing in life. The money was well spent and this is yet another Vicious Vickers W.
 
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