Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He bought one each for the spergs who came to visit Xander. They played video games in a hotel room with xander and uploaded it. He bought one for himself and one for his son.

His next stream was the lolsuit stream which was his last. So he flushed $2000 down the toilet on a whim.

Please Great Cthulhu, grant me a boon. I want to be present during this bankruptcy examination while the debtors hammer the Vickers over all this retarded spending. I have asked before, and been refused. Now heed my humble request and let this milk entertain Azatoth beyond even Nyarlathotep's abilities. Ia! Ia!
Heed my call, High Priest! Give me milk!

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

He bought one for himself and one for his son

Imagine being such a fat man-child that whenever you buy your son a present you've got to get yourself one too.

Seriously, why can't he just - you know - share? Maybe limit his kids and make them play outside, or just play an hour after they go to bed. Parenting shit? Right.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Seeing how your daughter ended up groomed & gunted, there's no way a relationship could last. I imagine there was alot of fights blaming one & other who's responsible for faith fucking up her young adult years.

 

[bile demon]

"So I lose my business, my house and my family..."
"Yeah, and you'll get the most dysgenic grandson humanity has ever seen."
"I don't know about that..."
"Alright, I'll make you famous too. You'll get dozens of viewers on youtube."
"It still doesn't seem like a good trade to me..."
"Fine, fine, I'll throw in a vid of your daughter's gunted cunt being spread all over the net, completely free of charge!"
"Deal."

 

[Patty Q. Anonlinson]

His frivolous spending in the face of massive debt is astonishing.
He would put even the most financially-irresponsible, improvident African-American to shame.

It's Nigger-rich, but for White people, and at a level that's only doable by Matthew Vickers : Vigger-rich

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

He bought seven PlayStations in an attempt to taunt Ralph... He did this as his mortgage was in arrears and a bankruptcy trustee was raking him over the coals. I guess when you are down in it that low that common sense doesn't matter anymore. Seven PlayStations were less than the monthly amount he owed in his attempt to complete his Chapter 13 so why bother using it for something more worthwhile. I can almost predict how he made the decision to spend that much money on something that could not possibly help his family's bottom line. Practically chump change, $2k. Just a investment in his career as an online gadfly. He would have been dumb not to shell out so much money in his godless endeavor to own Ethan Ralph. You gotta spend money to make money.

Honestly, if Ariana isn't genuinely divorcing him, then she gets what she deserves. At this point she has co-signed or at least given lip service to Matt trying to launch his online career off the back of his dysgenic daughter's sex tape and permanently ruining their son's future by entrapping him in the mess with the coin store. He has completely threatened his family's well-being because he's this fucking dumb, vainglorious and venal. If she isn't leaving him, she needs to be permanently sewed onto him so she can really enjoy the experience of being tethered permanently to this worthless, snaggle-toothed loser.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

even ralph would laugh in the face of whoever would make him a loan offer like that. i bet vickers signed a few shitty high interest car loans in the past and never learned from it or cared to learn how debt works. it’s pretty in character for him to be incredibly short sighted and scam people to make up for it.

also i vaguely remember a post here from a few years ago where someone was accusing vickers of opening a bunch of shell companies for the purpose of money laundering, and some others here called him out on it and said it was fake and gay. guess there was some credibility to that.

I think Vickers was using PlayStation CC Ralph logic for awhile. He was filing for bankruptcy so why not get any high interest credit card or loan he still get approved for because he’s not going to pay it and bankruptcy will wipe it out. Only he doesn’t seem to be able to go bankrupt after ten years of trying and failing. I’m sure he thinks dragging this shit out is some 4-D chess when it’s just fraud and stupidity.

But he’s reached the point that he had to go to Thor Capital get money to survive. No more “gonna debt max then declare bankruptcy” fraud for Matt. Thor capital specializes in desperate deadbeats that and gets them by the balls. Thor Capital will have his balls in a Vice even after he finally manages to go bankrupt.

Hol' up, hol' up...
Mr Vickers, in crippling amounts of debt, spends money he doesn't have to buy some man he met on the internet a PS5.

This seems to explain the issue - Vickers has no self control. He's an idiotic boob with no forethought to his actions. Hence, these insane spending habits.

Who are these grown men who cannot afford to buy a fucking games console. Seriously? $500 is hardly going to break the bank, if you're too hard up to find that wtaf, what kind of bum are you?

Hold up. Does this really mean Vickers got a PlayStation CC too? If Ralph got one to buy computers then Vickers probably could get one to buy five PS5.

He was trying to buy friends and supporters. Telling that story on stream was a message to all the broke ass sector bottom feeders that maybe they should be nicer to Vickers. Maybe Vickers could be their e-sugar Daddy too. Maybe if they were nicer to Vickers he might buy them presents or send superchats!

Think of the caliber of speds Vickers can buy loyalty from. His budget snagged talent like Jobless Johnny and genius anus. Maybe he went to Thor Capitol so he could pay for the Dick Show to do a whole episode mocking Ralph, but then the foreclosure notice showed up and Adriana halted Daxipad’s payday.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Thor Capitol

This is the moment where someone responsible would have pumped the brakes. He (or his wife) should never, ever have been allowed to entertain, much less do this.

Spoiler: Spoiler: Funny info about this "loan" sector

I asked someone knowledgeable about these loans, and he started laughing. It's written as a swap loan with daily receipts because companies like Thor resell the daily receipts. It is the sleaziest part of the commercial "loan" market because the swap agreement can be securitized in a way that loans can't.

As Vickers will find out soon, Thor will fuck him in the ass. As I was told, Thor is not known for mercy once the lien's filed. Once Vickers gets laughed out of bankruptcy court his arc will be a lot more fun to watch. Matty isn't going to survive contact with them.

Spoiler: One more fun fact about Thor Capital, and it's fucking hilarious

Thor has been known to tank a bankruptcy if they can see the profit in it. That's why that collateral agreement is so expansive. They literally give zero fucks.

If Thor can profit off it, Vickers' bankruptcy examination is going to be awesome to witness.

EDIT: Clarified a bit and added another fun fact.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

This is the moment where someone responsible would have pumped the brakes. He (or his wife) should never, ever have been allowed to entertain, much less do this.

Spoiler: Spoiler: Funny info about this "loan" sector

I asked someone knowledgeable about these loans, and he started laughing. It's written as a swap loan with daily receipts because companies like Thor resell the daily receipts. It is the sleaziest part of the commercial "loan" market because the swap agreement can be securitized in a way that loans can't.

As Vickers will find out soon, Thor will fuck him in the ass. As I was told, Thor is not known for mercy once the lien's filed. Once Vickers gets laughed out of bankruptcy court his arc will be a lot more fun to watch. Matty isn't going to survive contact with them.

Spoiler: One more fun fact about Thor Capital, and it's fucking hilarious

Thor has been known to tank a bankruptcy if they can see the profit in it. That's why that collateral agreement is so expansive. They literally give zero fucks.

If Thor can profit off it, Vickers' bankruptcy examination is going to be awesome to witness.

EDIT: Clarified a bit and added another fun fact.

Yeah, and since I was curious, is not Italian gangster or Jews that own Thor, it’s Russian gangsters. If given the choice I’d prefer Mexican drug cartels over Russian financial mafia.

 

[AltisticRight]

I just thor-zapped your entire family, Viggers! -- Ethan Ralph, maybe.

 

[not william stenchever]

Jesus Christ, if Vickers thought that the gunting of his firstborn daughter in 1080p was bad he needs to prepare his asshole for what Thor is going to do to him.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Yeah, and since I was curious, is not Italian gangster or Jews that own Thor, it’s Russian gangsters. If given the choice I’d prefer Mexican drug cartels over Russian financial mafia.

Maybe Vickers plan is to delay until Ukraine wins the war, conquers Russia and erases his debt.

 

[Terrorist]

Imagine if Davey Scatino got into debt with the mob over Disney timeshares and buying random retards PlayStations because he wanted to be famous on the internet. The idea would get laughed out of the Sopranos writers room because it’s not believable for someone to be that stupid.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

Yeah, and since I was curious, is not Italian gangster or Jews that own Thor, it’s Russian gangsters. If given the choice I’d prefer Mexican drug cartels over Russian financial mafia.

ROFL having the literal Nordic God of Thunder gunning for him would be better for his health and safety than skimping loan payments with the fucking Bratva he's toast.

 

[not william stenchever]

Maybe Vickers plan is to delay until Ukraine wins the war, conquers Russia and erases his debt.

Considering that they're still operating in the US after the outbreak of the war it's immaterial as to who will prevail in that conflict.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Imagine if Davey Scatino got into debt with the mob due to Disney timeshares and buying random retards PlayStations because he wanted to be famous on the internet. The idea would get laughed out of the Sopranos writers room because it’s unrealistic for someone to be that stupid.

Vickers would be long dead already if he had any dealings with the Mafia. La Cosa Nostra isn't exactly known for their love of people who never shut the fuck up.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

Considering that they're still operating in the US after the outbreak of the war it's immaterial as to who will prevail in that conflict.

In my state the different branches/groups of the Russian Mafia is actually the biggest organized crime group, to the point our State Troopers have to be trained to recognize the different Gulag tattoos and their symbolism/meanings.

The fact that Thor Capital appears to be legally registered indicates this may be some St Petersburg expat types in Brooklyn that decided to "go legitimate" (a decent chunk of the Russian Mafia just turned their operations legitimate after their "golden age" of the post-Soviet 1990's and that indirectly lead to the Oligarchs in many Post-Soviet States) like @MirnaMinkoff suggested, so at least Vickers isn't *quite* stupid enough to get a completely black-market loan.

Seriously- you don't ever wanna interact with these types, let alone borrow money from them. They will literally slit dude's throats vertically, cut their testicles off, and stuff the testicles inside the neckhole so the poor fucker chokes to death on their own nutsack before they bleed out from the genital wound. Piss them off hard enough and they can be JUST as brutal as the Mexican Cartels- albeit they prefer to be a tad bit more discreet with stunts like that.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I honestly think Vickers would fail the breakfast question. He's so stupid, he just doesn't have object permanence and when something is out of view, it's gone to him.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

so at least Vickers isn't *quite* stupid enough to get a completely black-market loan.

We don’t know that - they wouldn’t show up on the court filings. We’d only know of it when they hire a fat retard to gunt his daughter …

 

[JCDenthog]

I don't know if I'm just autistic or MATI but I really do not like Vickers so I'm enjoying watching him blunder his finances into the abyss.