Foods we hope will be discontinued

[Gangstalker #32194]

HFCS

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

Canned marinara sauce. It's so easy to make it at home. Cook half a diced onion and 3 cloves garlic in a pan with some oil until translucent, season with salt and pepper, add 28 oz can of crushed red tomatoes and simmer for 15 minutes, season to taste. It's that easy. If you want to upgrade it, add basil, oregano, rosemary, whatever tastes good to you. Put cooked ground beef in there if you want. Please, anything but the store-bought stuff.

 

[BrainSand63]

Seltzer water I wouldn't mind seeing going away due to how it decimated soft drink selection in so many markets.

Also cauliflower crust, though that trend is thankfully dying down.

Cauliflower crust is actually a God-send for people who are allergic to gluten, allows them to eat pizza when normally they wouldn’t be able to. People that eat it instead of normal crust just to be “healthy” are faggots though. Be a man, eat a real crust pizza.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Seltzer water I wouldn't mind seeing going away due to how it decimated soft drink selection in so many markets.

We would have to fight on that one, sir. Soda water is fantastic. I could settle for it only being sold in big bottles and not the cans or small bottles (unless it's Perrier, gotta love those glass bottles).

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Cauliflower crust is actually a God-send for people who are allergic to gluten, allows them to eat pizza when normally they wouldn’t be able to. People that eat it instead of normal crust just to be “healthy” are faggots though. Be a man, eat a real crust pizza.

I'll settle for "banished to specialty/health stores" for all intents and purposes.

Canned marinara sauce. It's so easy to make it at home. Cook half a diced onion and 3 cloves garlic in a pan with some oil until translucent, season with salt and pepper, add 28 oz can of crushed red tomatoes and simmer for 15 minutes, season to taste. It's that easy. If you want to upgrade it, add basil, oregano, rosemary, whatever tastes good to you. Put cooked ground beef in there if you want. Please, anything but the store-bought stuff.

Making your own sauce I've always found to be a huge mess and not worth the trouble. What I've usually done is taken something store-bought and just upgrading it with basil, oregano, and a bit of parsley.

 

[ZipDisk]

I don't agree that color additives cause or even affect ADHD. That's mommy bloggers trying to blame anything other than their poisoned shit wombs.

I want my neon fucking death kraft, not annatto.

The cancer thing is true though. I don't mind food not having coloration, but when they swap tasteless powder #7 for fucking ANATTO, I do not want.

 

[Archeops]

Cauliflower crust is actually a God-send for people who are allergic to gluten, allows them to eat pizza when normally they wouldn’t be able to. People that eat it instead of normal crust just to be “healthy” are faggots though. Be a man, eat a real crust pizza.

Speaking of this, I find it kind of funny that some chain restaurants have cauliflower crusts listed as an option but immediately point out that it’s cooked in an environment shared with normal pizzas and thus render those gluten-free crusts “unsafe” to those with gluten allergies and/or celiac disease.

 

[SHIGGSHOGG]

Any pre cut fruit or fruit that has been refrigerated

Over ripe fruit

 

[polar bear]

Skimmed milk. It just angers me when i see it.
Like, what's the fucking point? Just buy normal milk and dilute it with water if you're a bitch. I fucking hate the concept of skimmed milk in general.

 

[eatler]

I'm still reeling back from the idea of putting fucking olive oil in coffee. Who in their right mind thought that was a good idea?

White girls and Internet trends, not even once.

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

Vegan meat substitutes. They are pointless for vegetarians and vegans (supplement and eat a varied diet that incorporates more than just lentils and carbs) and absolutely jam-packed with things whose names sound too close to emulsified soylent human proteins for comfort.

 

[Archeops]

I'm still reeling back from the idea of putting fucking olive oil in coffee. Who in their right mind thought that was a good idea?

From what I’ve read it originated in the Middle East. It’s done to provide an energy boost with little-to-no carbs. Other fats (butter is one I’ve heard about) may be used in place of/in addition to olive oil.

 

[Valstrax]

From what I’ve read it originated in the Middle East. It’s done to provide an energy boost with little-to-no carbs. Other fats (butter is one I’ve heard about) may be used in place of/in addition to olive oil.

When I asked my mom about it, apparently it helps with constipation? Is that true?

 

[Barry Williams]

La Croix

This has to be 15 years ago by now, but I was on a hunting trip with my dad and on our way to the hunting lease we passed up a Yeti ice chest that had fallen off of someone's truck. It was in good shape and they're expensive and nice ice chests so we stopped to pick it up. Inside was a 24 pack case of La Croix drinks. Mistaking them for alcohol we tried one and were absolutely disgusted by it. I cannot remember what flavor we got but it tasted like piss water. We used the other 22 cans in the pack for target practice.

Total Taki Discontinuation

Takis and the Doritos equivalent "Dynamitas" are just trash food for spics to eat. They are disgusting and are up there with the kinds of nasty trash you can find from purveyors of Hispanic-aligned food, like flaming hot Cheetos with a scoop of that Rico's imitation nacho cheese sauce dumped into the bag. Absolutely stomach turning.

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

Olive oil that comes in a plastic bottle instead of a glass bottle can fuck the fucking fuck off.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Skimmed milk. It just angers me when i see it.
Like, what's the fucking point? Just buy normal milk and dilute it with water if you're a bitch. I fucking hate the concept of skimmed milk in general.

Also, why isn't skim milk cheaper than whole milk?

Does removing the fat cost money negating the fact that skim milk has less resource value?

Half&half costs more than whole milk.

Table cream costs more than half&half.

Why isn't skim milk cheap?

 

[Noxe]

Canned marinara sauce. It's so easy to make it at home. Cook half a diced onion and 3 cloves garlic in a pan with some oil until translucent, season with salt and pepper, add 28 oz can of crushed red tomatoes and simmer for 15 minutes, season to taste. It's that easy. If you want to upgrade it, add basil, oregano, rosemary, whatever tastes good to you. Put cooked ground beef in there if you want. Please, anything but the store-bought stuff.

There's good canned sauce though. At least imo. And as someone who knows how to make homemade sauce. In this economy? Yeah definitely cheaper to just buy a jar. Like paying 20+ bucks for a pot of simple sauce is definitely overpriced especially for a single meal.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

There's good canned sauce though. At least imo. And as someone who knows how to make homemade sauce. In this economy? Yeah definitely cheaper to just buy a jar. Like paying 20+ bucks for a pot of simple sauce is definitely overpriced especially for a single meal.

What do you consider good canned sauce? I just want to make sure before I get into an argument with someone who has bad taste.

 

[._.]

Could you say that again? Olive oil lattes?

White girls and Internet trends, not even once.

Like 10 years ago there used to be a thing called 'bulletproof coffee' I had heard of where its people just putting a stick, a whole stick of butter, into a generic 16oz mug of coffee. I dont know why and I think it was supposed to be a keto thing but this sounds similar. I thought it sounded like something a bulimic would come up with.

 

[eatler]

Like 10 years ago there used to be a thing called 'bulletproof coffee' I had heard of where its people just putting a stick, a whole stick of butter, into a generic 16oz mug of coffee. I dont know why and I think it was supposed to be a keto thing but this sounds similar. I thought it sounded like something a bulimic would come up with.

FFFFFUUUUCCCKKKKK I remember that thanks for reminding me about that cursed garbage. Yeah it’s the same logic as putting salt in your coffee

For the true connoisseurs of coffee would know you can mix honey or maple syrup (real not cornstarch) for a good white girl earthy taste.