Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[vertexwindi]

I'm calling Domino's to order 20 pizza's, anyone else got some good ideas?

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

I'm calling Domino's to order 20 pizza's, anyone else got some good ideas?

I don't think he'd notice the additional 20 pizzas, to be honest.
Because he's fat.

 

[Positron]

I'm calling Domino's to order 20 pizza's, anyone else got some good ideas?

Write a card telling him he is invited to Feminist Frequency's anniversary party. Dress code: female anatomy.

 

[thebonesauce]

ROASTED

...is that how you shitpost?

 

[NQ 952]

So a guy from Boston lives in Massachusetts.

How out of place is he, truly, there?

I mean, considering what state Boston is in, not really?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

So a guy from Boston lives in Massachusetts.

How out of place is he, truly, there?

Massachusetts? He's out of place anywhere.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Oh really Bob, is that why you still show movie clips in your "reviews" instead of your ugly mug, or do you believe that some citizens just shouldn't have rights:

Spoiler: Beware of Pepe

As someone who actually lives in the northeast, I'm compelled to apologize for Bob rehashing every stereotype of us being snooty elitists:

Spoiler: Bob being charming towards Flyover Country

Bob's still unable to get over , comes up with a forced meme and misses the point of "Lisa's Substitute" all in one Tweet:

Spoiler: You Are Blob Chimpman

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

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Holy shit, it's Nega-Bob.

 

[TonyTopps]

Holy shit, it's Nega-Bob.

I get that Bob is trying to make fun of that guy, but that guy looks way healthier than bob and probably has a family maybe even grandkids. Bob is probably just focusing in on his shirt, but I would say that at least he is advertising an actual person that can make a difference, for better or worse, compared to the retarded retro shirts that Bob tends to wear. At the end of the day, he is just signalling to his SJW bros and bashing Trump supports is the "in" thing.

 

[cypocryphy]

How dare people have the audacity to have differing opinion than that of the great Bob Chipman!

 

[Lensherr]

Oh really Bob, is that why you still show movie clips in your "reviews" instead of your ugly mug, or do you believe that some citizens just shouldn't have rights:

Spoiler: Beware of Pepe

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As someone who actually lives in the northeast, I'm compelled to apologize for Bob rehashing every stereotype of us being snooty elitists:

Spoiler: Bob being charming towards Flyover Country

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Bob's still unable to get over , comes up with a forced meme and misses the point of "Lisa's Substitute" all in one Tweet:

Spoiler: You Are Blob Chimpman

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It still baffles me how for all the harping on he does about a "superior future" (and all the other fascist nomenclature that comes with it), he supports a candidate who is the EMBODIMENT of the status quo and whose regime would probably not be that different than the current ruler.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

It still baffles me how for all the harping on he does about a "superior future" (and all the other fascist nomenclature that comes with it), he supports a candidate who is the EMBODIMENT of the status quo and who's regime would probably not be that different than the current ruler.

Remember that Bob doesn't seem to believe the political establishment exists if I recall correctly. He's got his head so far up his own ass it's ridiculous.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Bob's still unable to get over , comes up with a forced meme and misses the point of "Lisa's Substitute" all in one Tweet:

Spoiler: You Are Blob Chimpman

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What kind of cunt thinks Ms. Hoover is a better teacher than Mr. Bergstrom?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Bob's still unable to get over , comes up with a forced meme and misses the point of "Lisa's Substitute" all in one Tweet:

Spoiler: You Are Blob Chimpman

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You wanna talk "youth fad appeal candidates", Bobby?

Spoiler: Spoilers from extreme cringe

 

[Spudnik]

Oh really Bob, is that why you still show movie clips in your "reviews" instead of your ugly mug, or do you believe that some citizens just shouldn't have rights:

Spoiler: Beware of Pepe

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As someone who actually lives in the northeast, I'm compelled to apologize for Bob rehashing every stereotype of us being snooty elitists:

Spoiler: Bob being charming towards Flyover Country

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Bob's still unable to get over , comes up with a forced meme and misses the point of "Lisa's Substitute" all in one Tweet:

Spoiler: You Are Blob Chimpman

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Bob should be slapped for every single word that comes out of his fat maw.

 

[*Asterisk*]

I'm calling Domino's to order 20 pizza's, anyone else got some good ideas?

Bear doms.

Make the safety word something he'd have no knowlege of. Like "Old Spice," or some other hygene product.

 

[Lensherr]

Remember that Bob doesn't seem to believe the political establishment exists if I recall correctly. He's got his head so far up his own ass it's ridiculous.

He thinks that social conservatism is the establishment just because we apparently haven't settled abortion and global warming.

 

[muina]

 

[Foltest]

No helicopter would be able to lift with Bob onboard.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

No helicopter would be able to lift with Bob onboard.

Even falling from a landed helicopter would kill Bob. He'd burst like a melon.