Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

Interesting theory from The Dick Show subreddit on why Maddox was so unreasonably assblasted by the cuckening

In the brief /pol/ AMA Dick did last week Dick mentioned that Maddox is really weird with his female friends. He said
he [Maddox] gets very threatened by other guys talking to women in "his" circle. IMO. It's like a weird harem-type of vibe, but with "friends". It's difficult to explain.
I mentioned this in a conversation with a friend that's also a listener and he said he knows dudes like that and briefly explained what they do. They essentially build up a harem of female friends and enjoy a ego boost out of it, even if they're dating someone and strictly monogamous. He said these guys get the ego boost of having dozens of women but they don't actually have to do things like risk rejection or deal with the time management of a poly relationship or ruin a current romantic relationship in their pursuit of multiple women.

Since these guys already consider their female friends their women they get threatened when any man pursues them, even going as far as to undermining any budding romance their friends may have. Which brings us to the big C.

To any normal person Dick did not cuck Maddox by doing anything with Maddox's ex since they're pretty much ancient history by now. But to a man that sees all women in his sphere of friends as his own Dick was a hulking Mexican bull taking his woman. Every man in the company of a woman Maddox knows is cucking Maddox in his mind. No wonder why George Sears drove Maddox cuckzerk, Maddox already thought of himself as Ela Darling's personal cuck.
 
It was a lot easier for most to identify with him as a disgruntled cynical cubicle slave from Utah, than as a douchey LA youtube host. A lot of his appeal came from the fact he was fairly anonymous, nobody saw or heard him, and he could be almost anyone. You could almost see yourself in his position. Dealing with everyday assholes, and petty problems.

That was most of the appeal for me. Here was a guy, that was clearly annoyed with bullshit, and pretty much trapped in a shitty existence but seemed to get pleasure from just fucking with people and ranting online. I got the feeling he'd have been doing it even for no audience. He didn't give a fuck. And he'd fuck with anyone, because it wasn't like his situation could get much worse anyhow so why the hell not.

I've noticed the pattern a lot with quite a few online people and sites though. No matter how much they claim nothing is sacred, eventually something is. Then it's all downhill from there.

People like Maddox need to stop quitting their day jobs and try to turn their online shtick into a full-time career, because more often than not it goes nowhere.
 
People like Maddox need to stop quitting their day jobs and try to turn their online shtick into a full-time career, because more often than not it goes nowhere.
This so much.
When I followed GOMI this was a big trend with health/mommy bloggers that go full time. When your job is sitting at home all day you get really fucking boring and don't really have many interesting interactions or events to talk about.
 
The shitty day job was what made him interesting. He'd bitch and rant about stuff nobody else would bother to. He'd make the dullest everyday shit overblown and hilarious. He'd fuck with anyone because he had nothing to lose.

Now he's just trying to talk big issues, but guess what. So is everyone else. He's just one in a massive sea of youtubers now, and not young or terribly exciting. Just trying way too hard.
 
I was not prepared for anything that was going on at the top of that facebook page of his.
 
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I enjoyed reading him tear into some LA television studio on Facebook, along with his glowing 5 star review for NPR.

I wonder which absolutely hilarious production idea that TV studio cucked him out of making there.
 
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