Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I'm pretty sure Lucas mentioned attempting sucide before going into rehab in his big comeback stream from last April. At the very least, if we are to take his word on it, which I understand being skeptical of given how much he lies, then it's at least a possibility since he actually attempted it.

Him trying to do a Byuuicide and failing at it would be hilarious, but I think it's unlikely. Lucas is so addicted to Twitter and attention that I can't see him having the discipline to go through with going off the grid. His "breaks" from the internet are only getting shorter and shorter.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

What Lucas do next? Will he;

A.).Actually 41%s (via Overdose)

B.) Pulls a Byuu/ Near situation- fakes his suicide and blame the Farms.

C.) Come back to the Internet after a few weeks, make another woe is me video, and go back to his "normal" behaviour.

C bc he is not suicidal and he is to dumb for b. There is no way he could pull it off and stay in hiding while nobody from his circle would never slip.

Lucas will be back in a few hours or days.

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

KEFFALS, MEET THE KEFFALS!
HE'S THE MODERN STONED OUT TRANNY!

SAD CAUSE, HE'S GOT NO COCK
HE WANTS TO SELL KIDS HRT

SNORTS COKE, GOES ON A BANK ROBBING BINGE
SHAVES PUBES, IN HIS BATHTUB ESTROGEN

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I think a fitting companion to the Keffals Fred Flintstone would be an EFNO Barney Rubble.

 

[Escaflonase]

Imagine putting yourself in a situation you didn't belong in. Cry about how "Why is everyone bullying me" when you've actively bullied a ton of people wished death upon them numerous times. Then have the balls (or lack there of for ole Lucas here) to throw a tantrum and try to gain pitty points. Off of the dumb shit you've done. It's insane.
He will be back he can't help himself he 100% will come back with the same fucking sob story. "Oh Kiwi farms is harassing me and I've never done anything wrong in my life because I am Trans and mentally ill"

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

This is just insane. It's like a cult over there. And the sad part is that there are tons of vulnerable people in there who all need serious medical help, all stroking and building up their ego, refusing to listen to someone who would dare say anything outside of the groupthink.

The entire trans "movement" summed up. Ole Lukey coulda been an OK shitposter if someone stopped him before he fucked the dog.

The edit makes the whole thing sound completely schitzo. Still regret listening to it though.

tyfys

i think it was said much earlier on in the thread when people were digging into his past but so many of the issues lucas has could have been solved if his parents made him go outside instead of letting him sit in a basement staring at a computer most of his life.

Agreed. My reaction to most trannies is pity and vague sadness. Imagine that was your family member brainwashed by gender goblins. I make an exception for Luke because he's decided to pick up a rifle and join the fight. If he posts an hour-long apology to all the kids he's ruined and agrees to wash Null's feet I'll chip in $5 to buy him a prosthetic dong so he can return to being an almost-man.

I don't think he can live a "normal" life anymore, unless he has some kind of radical epiphany and becomes a monk or something. Trannies and online activists are sharks; they swim or they die. Without constant praise and affirmation it's inevitable that regret creeps in.

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

Lucas clearly hasn't felt the need to private his copycreepypasta channel yet.


A.

He probably created it while high and since forgot it exists.

 

[User names must be unique]

Why are you all speculating on what he's going to do next? He didn't delete his Patreon.

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

Why are you all speculating on what he's going to do next? He didn't delete his Patreon.

He's got it in his head that people pay him there because they like him (which they don't.)
With his Youtube tanking and image in tatters, he's either going to go back to porn to pay for his medically necessary cocaine. When this inevitably flops, he'll be taken in by his last remaining unincarcerated follower in five years, who'll fund his room and board by using his lolcow infamy to sell merchandise, a la Caden Peck.

 

[RowdyRogue]

They also Deleted Tik Tok videos if they had any.

 

[Ravana]

I need my daily fix of scary things I already knew about, Lucas! Where aarrrreeeee youuuuuuu

 

[Seedling]

Why are you all speculating on what he's going to do next? He didn't delete his Patreon.

That's the last treshhold, he can delete all the videos he wants we know that ultimately its the money he gets from his patreon that matters.
Until he closes patreon this is perfomative and he'll be back in a day, 3 tops.

 

[User names must be unique]

That's the last treshhold, he can delete all the videos he wants we know that ultimately its the money he gets from his patreon that matters.
Until he closes patreon this is ultimately perfomative and he'll be back in a day, 3 tops.

I'll say 13 days, depends if there's any drama that he can't stop himself from wading into until he starts drowning again.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Why are you all speculating on what he's going to do next? He didn't delete his Patreon.

Because the most "nono" outcome would be the funniest one.
And if it does occur, I hope Nöl devotes a whole second of a MATI stream to it with "RIP bozo" before moving on.

 

[Exortism]

Honestly I can see two outcomes.

One where he has everything on lockdown and come crawling out of the stinkditch where he's been hiding.

The other the video nigger man makes contains next to nothing and focuses on how terrible the farms are and very little substance on Lucas.

Either way I don't see much of an impact being made this this parasite has a small group of retards to hide the negativity.

 

[Touch Of The ‘Tism]

Fucking faggot. As "safe edgy" as it gets.

you’re obviously not wrong but i wouldn’t compromise my “job” to please kiwifarmers

Funniest outcome is that he tries to pull option B and fails miserably, getting exposed for it

He unironically would probably do this. Then he’d get his troons to somehow justify his behaviour

 

[User names must be unique]

Because the most "nono" outcome would be the funniest one.

Nah the funniest one is the endless cycle of the same mistakes going on and on forever. Never learning, never growing, never reflecting.

Side_Show_Bob_stepping_on_rakes.gif

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

I can't believe that Turkey Tom personally bullied that poor crack addicted tranny into deleting those videos. Maybe the addict should revitalize his fake fart porn career with penetration to his fake vagina and fake orgasms.

 

[Chickenpolar]

Im still hoping for Keffals to get desperate enough for the tiniest bit of positive attention to spill the tea on Fong-Jones/Drop Kiwifarms

It's one of the few things he has left

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Im still hoping for Keffals to get desperate enough for the tiniest bit of positive attention to spill the tea on Fong-Jones/Drop Kiwifarms

It's one of the few things he has left

Even if he does it'll be the same flip floppy bullshit he did with Vaush.

"LFJ did good because Farms bad but LFJ made everyone hate me instead of her and now my mentals are bad. So even though I'm more retarded as a result of LFJ forcing me to take the brunt of those mean alogs she and ESPECIALLY I did great work to save many trans lives. It's all her fault though."