Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[1440p Curved Monitor]

We have a code pink emergency
Calling women of all ages
Girls like me gotta learn the basics
Last look, quick change, sip champagne

Mom brought me into the world
Sister taught me how to girl
Best friend taught me how to text the boy that I'll be dating next

Everyday, every night, rise and shine they're all mine
Thick or thin I'll be alright, got my dolls by my side

This song is literally all about a man telling the handmaidens around him to preform the emotional labor of teaching him to emulate them. what the fuck.

 

[Aliénor]

The YouTube comments are gold. Doesn't look like he's started deleting them yet.

Spoiler: moar

Spoiler: I can't stop

.

 

[Neko GF]

Who's worse Ben Shapiro's shitty rap or his shitty pop song?

The Shapiro rap is kinda funny, despite how cringey it is.

Dylan's drivel is basically just a mix of every negative troon stereotype mixed with Rebecca Black's Friday. It's pure cringe and nothing else.

 

[JambledUpWords]

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Lmao, it doesn't seem to be going over well even with youtube dislikes being hidden without a 3rd party extension. That's brutal.

Keffals got surgery for his voice (in South Korea or someplace) and all he manages to sound like is a 12-13 year old boy whose voice is midway cracking. In other words Dylan has no hope of having a woman's singing voice or even just normal voice.

The song is just objectively bad, and seriously makes Rebecca Black’s “Friday” look like a masterpiece by comparison (on the virtue of it at least having a more memorable melody). I can’t think of anything actually good to say about the song, other than the best part being when it ended. I still like the occasional bubblegum pop song, but this is the type of song that if it’s remembered, it will be more for how awful it is.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I was going to listen to this for the lulz but it was so bad I tapped out 45 seconds in. Also, this faggot makes Nicky Rackets look wildly overweight.

 

[NoReturn]

I'm still not convinced this isn't Christ Colfer singing. I can hear his voice there, as if both voices got mixed together (or maybe his got rearranged, I wouldnt' know). Look, I've watched Glee, I DL the songs, I have a couple of CDs, and I've heard Chris singing live in concerts and I recognise his very distinctive peculiar voice. I knew watching Glee one day would pay back, and it's for me to tell you he's not singing there.

I mean...

https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanmulvaney/video/7345357182327639339?lang=en

 

[Neko GF]

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Lmao, it doesn't seem to be going over well even with youtube dislikes being hidden without a 3rd party extension. That's brutal.

It's now a negative like to dislike raito. No amount of astroturfing can make Dylan's music video well-received.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

IT'S HERE.

Spoiler: direct upload

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I still can't understand how can someone just look at this with a straight face and looking the entire thing and just be like "Yeah, this is totally normal and so stunning and brave, if you look at it weird, you're the weird one, transphobe!"

 

[Richard_Wetpasta]

IT'S HERE.

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This is probably autistic as hell but I'm pretty sure who ever he convinced to film this used a russian helios 44-2 (or similar) lens. At 1:18 it's got that specific swirley bokeh that is kind of trademark of vintage soviet lenses and various leica lenses. The leica's less likely because they cost like 500 dollars for the Helios's 150 max for similar results. These lenses also just sort of capture colors in a specific way that look like that, it's hard to articulate but if you look up shots of that it's like 2014 instagrams color lut is somehow built into the lens.

The reason it's 4:3 is less likely a stylistic choice and more likely they framed it on the spot through the camera viewfinder, then had a hard time reframing it in post. So they said "fuck it keep the full sensor shots in, its an aesthetic"

I've been on a photography kick lately and like had just bought one of these fucking lenses.

 

[ScooterL]

That chorus brings back a lot of memories for me.

Mainly of the scene in "Jaws" where Robert Shaw scrapes his fingernails down the blackboard.

 

[bile demon]

The audacity of this AIDS-infested faggot to put his holocaust victim cosplay physique proudly on display for everyone to see.

 

[fkrding]

This is way worse than I thought even he was capable of. Normally I find Dylan laughable but this is truly, truly offensive shit. And a fking shit song!

The YouTube comments are hilarious. Why is he doing this to himself?

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Everything has been said about the stupid lyrics, but in itself it is quite a basic simple catchy pop-rock tune. DyIdo can't sing and I could not bare watch the video so I put my phone in my pocket and played along on my guitar (to keep me dying from cringe) . If you would get a troon that can sing and do some parts an octave higher and hire a competent guitarist and let him (or her) ad lib some response fills it could have had hit potential in clownworld. It is such a simple song that the arangement needs more range and dynamics. Like this it sounds like a karaoke backing track.
Who ever layed on the autotune did it by hand because he (or she) let him quite out of tune at times, enough to hurt my autist ears. (Being a little off at times is natural and makes it sound organic. But this was too much.)
Now please buy my overpriced eartraining manual.

 

['Ole Dente]

In 100 years, people like Dylan Mulvaney will be remembered as heroic yet tiny and barely mentioned entities, celebrated for inspiring transhumanism to take full form. It'll never be mentioned that the genitals of children were sacrificed so we could have socially acceptable robot parts but we'll remember what this cost.

At least we'll have robot arms to do sweet can crushes with, boys.

 

[Frenzied Flame]

He looks like something I would see in a horror movie crawling on the ceiling.

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

Who is his support base even?

they/(((them)))

 

[General Disarray]

by Gaga's Haus Labs,

Whenever I see that Haus label on anything it reminds me of Desmond is Amazing's "Haus of Amazing" and other queer shit. Tried to search up some fag artist to make another example and the search results are... something.

I suppose I am late to the party and that moniker was always gay-coded. The more you know!

Instant Marge Simpson vibes

 

[Richard_Wetpasta]

Also a lot of the biological women in this video do that thing women do when they're pretending to be supportive and smiling. Where they smile so hard it becomes a grimace and their noses kinda flair up, almost like they're under duress and afraid of repercussion. The shot at 2:20 is really bad about that specific look. Could be wrong though.

Also at 0:52 look at how that woman flinches when he jumps on her.

Why are these women playing along with this?

 

[fkrding]

Omg the YouTube comments.

"No talent. No Ovaries"

 

[Farmer9876]

My ears did 41%.