DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Malakim Phoros]

Just to clarify a few things about Piggy's den and the heat:
1. as someone already mentioned he has half a dozen electronic devices that give off heat or their power supplies do
2. no real circulation cause the doors closed, there's no central air but pretty sure there's heating cause it's the pacific northwest its usually temperate enough that a dedicated AC isn't needed.
3. he does have, if I recall, one of those portable AC's on wheels which for his situation isn't the best option because the exhaust tube those things come with give off a shitton of heat so unless that tubes being run into the hall it's defeating it's own purpose
4. blackout curtains? *bites nail* blackout curtains ok know why he can't get blackout curtains.....cause you're a fucking idiot who doesn't know anything.

If I recall, didnt he say that AC unit was a "pain in the ass" since he has to set it up to flow out his window. Its like 10 minutes of work to do that

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Just to clarify a few things about Piggy's den and the heat:
1. as someone already mentioned he has half a dozen electronic devices that give off heat or their power supplies do
2. no real circulation cause the doors closed, there's no central air but pretty sure there's heating cause it's the pacific northwest its usually temperate enough that a dedicated AC isn't needed.
3. he does have, if I recall, one of those portable AC's on wheels which for his situation isn't the best option because the exhaust tube those things come with give off a shitton of heat so unless that tubes being run into the hall it's defeating it's own purpose
4. blackout curtains? *bites nail* blackout curtains ok know why he can't get blackout curtains.....cause you're a fucking idiot who doesn't know anything.

Imagine paying $250,000 for a glorified middle unit apartment and it doesn’t even have central air. What a fucking loser

 

[Kongolo]

You know you're a hermit when you complain about the temperature being 85 to 90 degrees (29 to 32 degrees Celsius) inside due to the outside temperature being 70 degrees (21 degrees Celsius), which you call a "heatwave" without the slightest hint of irony.

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Holy shit, I didn't realize this because it was Fahrenheit (DSP level of retarded temperature measurement unit), but someone complaining about the heat of 21 degrees Celsius is actually insane. Maybe Phil could take the elusive and so dreamed about vacation with Kat to a tropical place for this pig to understand what a heat wave really is.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

If I recall, didnt he say that AC unit was a "pain in the ass" since he has to set it up to flow out his window. Its like 10 minutes of work to do that

He can't do his own laundry.

 

[Iron Hamster]

How can it get to 32 degrees communist inside, is he running a space heater or something?

Once he lit up the mini PC, he never shut it off like the rest of his electronics. It's got an AMD processor dude.

If I recall, didnt he say that AC unit was a "pain in the ass" since he has to set it up to flow out his window. Its like 10 minutes of work to do that

He actually tried to make it seem like he had to install a window unit instead of just the plastic exhaust duct.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

We need to remember that Phil didn't marry his wife because he loves her. He married her because he needs a mommy-wife to feed him, take care of him, cook his meals, and agree with all this bullshit. Remember, one of the things he talked about when describing Khet is that she "loved cooking and doing chores." He won't leave what's essentially an indentured maid.

That's what he wanted from Leanna, I think it was more pathetic with Khet. Well, okay, he still wanted those things too, but I think getting with Khet was really motivated by his ego. Phil loves to insinuate people are lonely losers whenever they often a hint of criticism. Even if he isn't insulting them, he likes to fall back on "busy adult with a family" style excuses, which was a lot harder to do without Leanna around. Plus, his ego was wounded that Leanna left him in general so he wanted to slap a bandaid on that as soon as possible. This is slightly more speculation, but I think it might have even been some weird passive aggressive "take that" against Leanna, since she was always pestering Phil to get engaged and he rushed into marriage pretty quick with Khet. But that might have been pressure from his parents more than anything else.

To give Khet the faintest of credit, it sounds like she put some effort into being his Mom originally, but it sounds like she couldn't even manage that and Phil just gave up. It really says a lot that Khet's cooking was so bad that not even Phil could tolerate it, and cleaning seems like something that he only mentions like...once or twice a year. And we know Phil normally doesn't have any problems sharing all the mundane details about his life during his prestream, so I can't even be generous and give Khet the benefit of the doubt she's doing more behind the scenes.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

How can it get to 32 degrees communist inside, is he running a space heater or something?

Maybe all of his PeeCees and laptop are running crypto miners because he clicked a bunch of ads and links, and just blasting heat in to his awhfice

Once he lit up the mini PC, he never shut it off like the rest of his electronics. It's got an AMD processor dude.

Who are you to argue with tech genius Philip Burnell?

 

[Mysterious Figure]

We need to remember that Phil didn't marry his wife because he loves her. He married her because he needs a mommy-wife to feed him, take care of him, cook his meals, and agree with all this bullshit. Remember, one of the things he talked about when describing Khet is that she "loved cooking and doing chores." He won't leave what's essentially an indentured maid.

His ex, Leanna was given that little taste of freedom when she started hanging out with actual people. But Phil isn't doing that this time. This time, he's doing everything in his power to keep Khet nice and sheltered by feeding her and buying her games, thus making her fat enough that she isn't attractive enough to cheat while distracting her with enough "rewards" to keep her nice and complacent. There's no love in this relationship. The only thing Phil loves is money and WWE Champions.

Jesus, that's depressing.

Phil also wanted to avoid detractors mocking his break up, and needed to brag to them about how he is married and mature.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

Did surbaru man ever mention if they had sex? I assume hes somewhat normal and that would have been a point of contenton if she hadn't. But you're right she seems like the type of retard that would be confused if a man wanted to have sex with her and have no idea what that means. Put your dick where? But I pee from there? kind of retarded

No mention of sex but Suburu man did mention she is a VERY strange person. I could see that extending to sex.

 

[RougeRed]

That whole rant about kat co-op streams can be boiled down to two points:

1) You accept the slop I put out or you're stupid
2) Why does everyone want me to put in effort to my streams/stream ideas like everyone else

What a lazy, ungrateful piece of shit.

It was a good rant. He couldn't even get all the way through the very reasonable comment before doing the speedtalking thing he does to mock people. Spends 5 minutes getting angry and insulting everyone before immediately switching to saying that everyone needs to calm down.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

This is Maximilian Dood in various streams with his wife, Jae Jae. Very clearly, you can see that the two enjoy spending time together and are genuinely having fun playing games or cooking food on stream, and you can tell that the two have great chemistry. But according to Phil, Max and Jae Jae are clearly faking it for the camera and their relationship is actually miserable in real life... so miserable in fact that the two have a daughter together and Max's wife still shows up in streams.

Wow, Phil. It's almost as if not everyone dooms themselves into a miserable existence with their spouse and might ACTUALLY like spending time with one another. The lack of happiness in your sham of a marriage is a "you" problem, Phil.

 

[Corpun]

Who are you to argue with tech genius Philip Burnell?

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Nice lean in pigsplaination here. What a fool I am to think that laptops have fans inside. That quiet noise my laptop makes when I use it for work or to run older games on Steam must just be a schizophrenic hallucination of mine.

 

[Elbe]

He mentioned briefly during his pity party that he was down to 200-300 legit memberships. Now, he knows, and we know, and every sentient being knows, that the Argentinian 'fake' memberships have ZERO effect on his monthly Youtube check; it's just being used as a prop to squeeze the dents harder. So if he really is 'hurting' as he says, and if he really is down to 300 'genuine' members (which tallies with the number before gifted members were a thing) then presumably the whale who has been consistently membership bombing, artificially inflating Phil's monthly income, has left the building. Or is enjoying watching his play-thing squirm. Or both.

 

[Arpharp8976Fire]

He mentioned briefly during his pity party that he was down to 200-300 legit memberships. Now, he knows, and we know, and every sentient being knows, that the Argentinian 'fake' memberships have ZERO effect on his monthly Youtube check; it's just being used as a prop to squeeze the dents harder. So if he really is 'hurting' as he says, and if he really is down to 300 'genuine' members (which tallies with the number before gifted members were a thing) then presumably the whale who has been consistently membership bombing, artificially inflating Phil's monthly income, has left the building. Or is enjoying watching his play-thing squirm. Or both.

In my eyes there's no difference between an Argentina gifted member vs a normal. They both reduce the number of subscriptions Phil is getting per month

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Pig ups to whoever got Phil to do these suggestion box segments. They're his best content. So many quality nuggets in today's.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I know we make fun of Kat for being lol fat, but if she wanted, she could lose weight, get a better job, make some sort of actual life for herself. I hope she will, because deep down I'm a softy and want people to do better for themselves. But until she has a real hallelujah moment that gets her motivated to improve her situation, she's not going anywhere.

I don't believe Kat is mentally capable of doing work more complicated then retail.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

That whole rant about kat co-op streams can be boiled down to two points:

1) You accept the slop I put out or you're stupid
2) Why does everyone want me to put in effort to my streams/stream ideas like everyone else

What a lazy, ungrateful piece of shit.

YOU WILL EAT ZE KHANTENT


what makes him sound even more like an ungrateful cunt is how he instantly went into reformulating what might be seen as a legit suggestion from a viewer into something hyperbolically harduous to achieve + the whole circus he puts out with him reading faster and faster the comment where it didn't even seem to be that long.

The guy is really becoming more and more transparent on how he won't change anything with his streams as it requires efforts and would potentially make him more popular, which i think he fears as it would bring new eyes on all his past deeds.

What makes it even more infuriating his how the dents see all of that and don't manage to make the connection and realise how the pig is abusing them for his hogans

 

[Iron Father]

Hello? Lobster!

Khat is fat. Khat is also white.

That’s more than enough to get a certain kind of urban gentleman go: “Mhm Mhhhmmm! Shiiiat, gunna nut all over dat sweet fat ass! Imma be like white on rice n shiat!”
What do these kinds of Tyrones think is fine dining? Red Lobster.

Now Khat may not be participating interested in sex, but I’ll guarantee she’ll be serving ass pie on the backseat of a Lincoln, if it means she’ll get to stuff her face at an all you can eat buffet.

You're confusing Kat with Jenna. Jenna is the niggerwhore who fucks in hotels and cars.
Kat is a former-weeb who jumped into a marriage with the most boring vanilla old man schlub to ever exist.

Your read on her nature is unhinged. Even if she did cheat on Subaru Man with Phil, it wasn't some erotic affair.
She moved her gamergurl junk into a fucking condo and started reading recipe books. She's not riding niggers for mashed taters.

She doesn't even like riding elevators ffs. Who do you think Kat is? She hooked up with Phil.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

People who have seen Kat and still think she's some megawhore who goes out all night letting black dudes run trains on her are very clearly not paying attention. It makes you look like you want that to be the case because you're into that shit. Everything we've seen points to her being a somewhat awkward but otherwise not awful person who seems content to be in this strange transactional relationship with DSP as long as she keeps a roof over her head, food on the table, and leaves her with a certain amount of space.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Yeah, this whole talk about Kat being fucked by black men every night sounds like some thinly-veiled fetish. I brought the possibility of a divorce because the one thing they both give to the other may be at risk in the next few years. If we assume that Kat doesn't do anything but play Skyrim and eat Doordash anymore, then she's bound to become a liability, and that's assuming her lifestyle doesn't catch up and she starts to need daily medication (if she isn't already since her weight gain could be related to antidepressants). If she doesn't cook or clean anymore (I believe she cooks and cleans like once a week at most) and just becomes more money out of Phil's pocket, what would be the next move? I mean, we know Phil prefers his pride over financial stability, but if you asked me, that would be what makes him consider asking for a divorce. Again, not that I think it will happen, but what IF they reach this point where Kat has to work to bring some money in and just can't or refuses to and has a bunch of medical bills on top of that? Don't tell me that's unlikely.

As for Kat, if Phil's money dwindles, then she's fucked, because she can't do anything but part-time retail and she doesn't have anywhere else to go, so she'll suck it up since she won't run away like Panda. I don't know much about how divorce works, but doesn't she have good chances of taking some Hogans away from Phil? This is why the divorce wouldn't happen, realistically speaking: too money money and effort that neither is willing to put.

This is why I feel like Dave and Linda's house could be an interesting point. We already saw what being exposed to Phil did to Kat in less than a decade. Imagine 20 years in, will she be so defeated that she won't care anymore? Will she snap? Even if they don't get a divorce, I seriously doubt this status quo will continue for long, one will start having actual issues due to their shitty lifestyle and the other will question their life choices.