Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[CM_Gwyn]

Can dyldo’s new song be used to troll Muslims? That’s one of the only positive things i can think about this. The second being that now the troons can kick the whamen out of the music industry like they did sports. No rest until men take all the things from women!

 

[AnOminous]

I think it's nice that the team that brought us Rebecca Black's Friday is working with Dylan Mulvaney. Looks like they've brought the world another banger -- though this one isn't quite up to Rebecca Black's standards.

Oh good God I've heard about this for years and never actually heard it. Didn't last a minute. And Dylan is even WORSE?

 

[Michael Lavaughn Robinson]

Nobody is fooled by this, the bra only makes it more obvious that Dylan has anorexic male pecs instead of breasts.. Even with the hours of work put into his makeup and hair he looks so fucking male in this video.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Guys, come on. Rebecca Black was a kid when she did Friday. As much as people made fun of her, it was a cute thing she did with her friends. There is no comparison between a young teenage girl who never intended to become that famous being brought into the spotlight and still made the best of it and an almost 30 years old man who tries to pretend he's a 12 years old girl. I mean, she kinda looks like how Jazz Jennings would look if she was in fact a woman, but she at least can sing.

(Damn, second song ain't that bad...)

Dyldo wishes he was one fraction of talented.

I mean...

Yep.

Back when he "was" still a man, he probably thought he'd be the next Chris Colfer, despite Chris is talented.

Thing is, Chris would never even think about fucking this dude. Because not only Chris can be quite masculine when it's required and identifies himself with a male identity*, he's truly gay as in he is truly attracted to men. He's also been married for ten years to his husband, so not such luck.

One has to wonder, who he thinks he's appealing to? I doubt gay men want to fuck this dude who looks like a girl. I'm a straight woman and if my sexual partner shows up dressing like a woman, I'd rather leave. Neither straight men or women would like him either. This motherfucker exists in a void.


*There is a glee episode when they ask Chris' character to dress like a woman, and he feels personally offended that they think he would do such a thing only because he's gay. Whenever he got called any lady name, he got offended too.

 

[fake farts]

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He looks like something I would see in a horror movie crawling on the ceiling.

His profile in this looks like present day Sharon Osbourne in a blonde wig, Ozempic physique and all.

 

[ByffyloByll2]

It's now a negative like to dislike raito. No amount of astroturfing can make Dylan's music video well-received.
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Its over 3:1 dislikes now. Its a good thing we have the farms to document everything before the CAA realizes they need to step in to clean up the comment section and remove the dislikes. I didn't even know he had a youtube channel considering he never promotes it and only has 9k subs despite having over 10 million on tiktok. This is the only thing he has posted on his Shorts page:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SDt0ek37IVY

 

[Pig Cups]

IT'S HERE.

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"That was...and I don't say this lightly...worse than a hundred September 11ths."
-BoJack Horseman

Apt comments from the video:



Edit: Oh, FUCK...

 

[HatredOfScissors]

Nobody is fooled by this, the bra only makes it more obvious that Dylan has anorexic male pecs instead of breasts.. Even with the hours of work put into his makeup and hair he looks so fucking male in this video.
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Dylan has never tried very hard to look like a woman. See: day 17 of being a girl

Can't be fucked to shave before going on camera. I'm an idiot he was preparing for laser removal. Still couldn't even be fucked to change his name of all things. What I think is more remarkable is that he doesn't even look human anymore. He covered himself in so much makeup, freaky outfits and surgery that he's become this flesh mannequin figure and ascended to demonhood griffith style. Passing clearly isn't important to him compared to this weird creepy homosexual aesthetic.

 

[umami's milk]

Can't be fucked to shave before going on camera.

Not defending Dylan in the slightest here, but I took a stroll down memory lane yesterday and binged the early days of Girlhood™. The reason he couldn't shave in this specific video you've screenshotted was because this was when he was getting his electrolysis / laser hair removal. He wasn't allowed to shave for 8 days. Shit, he even had a healthy amount of chest hair back then.
He still doesn't take the proper steps to look like a woman, yes, but I just wanted to clear this up for the newbs.

 

[Random Internet Person]

IT'S HERE.

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I'm so sorry, I really like it. It reminds me of that Paris Hilton song that was secretly amazing.

I’ll be honest, it’s not as bad as I thought it’d be when I heard this was a thing. Video is just just the result of watching Barbie and wanting to emulate that in hopes of landing Dylan a Ken (or an Oppenheimer).

As for the lyrics, wouldn’t surprise me if Dylan wrote them. Seeems vapid enough that Dylan considers himself to be a songwriter as well as a singer.

At this point the only explanation left is that Dyldo is meant to peak general population. It's just so bad.
Nigger, go buy some food please, you look worse than '91 Freddie Mercury...

Keep Freddie’s out your fucking mouth! That guy actually had talent and showmanship all the way up to his dying moments.

His persona is basic and uninteresting. He’s every first year drama student, just out of the closet, convinced his derivative screaming camp is the most exciting and original thing ever.

I don’t know squat about the LGBT community, but I have this sinking feeling that Dylan could find the Marlon Brando to complement the Audrey Hepburn gimmick he’s putting on if it wasn’t for the fame chasing. Am I wrong in my thinking?

This song is something I can see Russel Greer making.

Needs more mention of Taylor Swift and hookers.

I'm still not convinced this isn't Christ Colfer singing. I can hear his voice there, as if both voices got mixed together (or maybe his got rearranged, I wouldnt' know). Look, I've watched Glee, I DL the songs, I have a couple of CDs, and I've heard Chris singing live in concerts and I recognise his very distinctive peculiar voice. I knew watching Glee one day would pay back, and it's for me to tell you he's not singing there.

He's the tranny version of Pearl.


Is it, though? Every other insta or tiktok thot does exactly the same kind of act. This is the kind of women he's trying to copy.

So you’re saying we could have a Milli Vanilli scandal on our hands?

The song is just objectively bad, and seriously makes Rebecca Black’s “Friday” look like a masterpiece by comparison (on the virtue of it at least having a more memorable melody). I can’t think of anything actually good to say about the song, other than the best part being when it ended. I still like the occasional bubblegum pop song, but this is the type of song that if it’s remembered, it will be more for how awful it is.

Also, it was just one of many songs Ark Music factory made to let middle schoolers feel like pop stars and give us some bops for when we want a laugh, like “It’s Thanksgiving”. Dylan is just ego stroking and expects to be handed all the Grammys. At least Rebecca Black and the chicks behind “Hot Problems” knew they were just having fun and made the most of it.

 

[umami's milk]

Haven't seen this posted yet. Gigi Gorgeous, another HSTS (who plays the obnoxious pool troon in the video) collaborated with Dylan on this. He also walked among Dylan for The Blondes show back in October. I honestly didn't recognize him.

His Tok:


Uncanny.

 

[Space Pope]

Friday was like 13 years ago give it a rest

I was legit disappointed when a black man didn't show up to rap before the finale.

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

his dying moments.

Why yes, that's what I've meant exactly, dyldo looks worse than a man literally dying of AIDS.

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

IT'S HERE.

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Wow truly Iconic even with all the auto tune, lighting, blemish removal and back up dancers money can buy. You still manage to come off as an over dramatic faggot, just like every other thing you've ever done.

Atleast they had the common sense to not have you share the screen with actual woman because they would mog the ever living shit out of you.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This whole thing feels like a desperate attempt to turn him into a something. The trouble is that aside from "being a girl," how do you define Dylan? Once you take away the trans gimmick, what is he, career-wise? He's an actor, but not an outstanding one, and he's fucked any chances of making it in musical theatre. He's a model, but again, if you remove the trans thing then he's not as good as a natal woman or a regular man. This song shows how much he isn't a singer.

All you can really say he definitively is is an influencer, but influencers have a very short shelf life and Dylan's only gimmick is being trans at a time when a lot of people are getting sick of trans people. Plus his most famous influencer gig was accidentally killing Bud Light. His management are no doubt aware that the goose doesn't have many more golden eggs in him and trying their hardest to find some other niche to keep the gravy train going. I suspect the next big thing will be trying to get him a TV hosting gig.

 

[Hellblazer]

going. I suspect the next big thing will be trying to get him a TV hosting gig.

A podcast or a streaming gig maybe? They'll have to coach him though because he cannot keep his mouth from opening. Every interview I've seen he's waiting for his turn to speak. I'd say he keeps opening and closing his mouth like a goldfish but, like Russel Greer, Dylan seems to be completely incapable of shutting his mouth at all.

I thought about a TLC reality show but I don't think Dylan could manage to keep up the act.....and he knows it. Wouldn't be surprised if he's already turned an offer down from them.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Guys, come on. Rebecca Black was a kid when she did Friday. As much as people made fun of her, it was a cute thing she did with her friends. There is no comparison between a young teenage girl who never intended to become that famous being brought into the spotlight and still made the best of it and an almost 30 years old man who tries to pretend he's a 12 years old girl.

Rebecca Black didn’t have deals with Bud Light, Nike, and Ulta. She never got invited to meet with the president. And she went viral on late 2000s YouTube. The comparisons with Dyldo piss me off.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Thanks to this recent audio abomination, people are now apologizing to Rebecca for making fun of her in the comments section of Friday. Well done Dylan:

Guys, come on. Rebecca Black was a kid when she did Friday. As much as people made fun of her, it was a cute thing she did with her friends. There is no comparison between a young teenage girl who never intended to become that famous being brought into the spotlight and still made the best of it and an almost 30 years old man who tries to pretend he's a 12 years old girl. I mean, she kinda looks like how Jazz Jennings would look if she was in fact a woman, but she at least can sing.

Dylan: adult man pretending to be a gross caricature of a girl, uses women as support animals, will probably turn off the comments
Rebecca: actual teenage girl singing about having fun on Friday, is actually having fun with her friends, has not turned off the comments for over 12 years

The choice is not a hard one to make

 

[LimeRikki]

Listened to about 5 seconds. Owl City wants his auto tuner back, Dyldo.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Back when he "was" still a man, he probably thought he'd be the next Chris Colfer, despite Chris is talented.

The issue for Dylan is that he hit twink death really early - I'm still shocked that he's only 27 years old; a good six years younger than Colfer! I can only assume anorexia and the California sun contributed to his poor aging. Add that he really has no range beyond his hyper active theatre kid persona and there's just no way to go. He was lucky that he got picked up as a DEI mascot and unlucky that they pushed it too far with the Bud Light thing. I wonder if he's even on hormones?