Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 15.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 107 25.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 172 40.2%

  • Total voters
    428
The only thing that makes sense to me is that EVS aligns himself with this trash because he is also assblasted that Boss Nigga is making him look bad.
This just makes me view Boss Nigga as super awesome and this fat faggot as a complete retard.
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All the reprehensible shit these assholes do put me even more implacably on Team Nigger.
 
This is a reason I am currently considering EVS an absolute fucking retard. What the fuck is wrong with you @FROG? Why are you even associated with this diddler and Vito the Pedo?

It's embarrassing. Why are you somehow an underling in some enterprise from some dude who has never enjoyed success or creating anything, and a retarded fat pedophile who will never release his fake comic he swindled people for?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Imagine if both of them had just politely congratulated Eric July on his success. Nick could have probably gotten him on his boring show if he didn't drunkenly scream about Eric being a NIG-UHHHH. Eric probably would have had EVS on a stream to talk about his comics and have some of his fans look into his stuff too, you know the types that are willing to drop a couple hundred on a release because they like the idea of supporting independent creators. I imagine both of them would be doing a little better right about now.

But no.

Diddler Dax is just too cool, good thing they listened to him and now have Vito (who hates their politics and is a pedophile) back them up instead. You get a free Mundane Matt tweet every spergout too.
 
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This just makes me view Boss Nigga as super awesome and this fat faggot as a complete retard.
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All the reprehensible shit these assholes do put me even more implacably on Team Nigger.
Close, but wrong Fred Williamson movie. Because EVS is sometimes hailed as the Caesar of CG, July would be:

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"Setting up the show." Tons of set up he has to do; like sit down, turn on the camera, and make sure all of his filters are going. Can't let the dog nose, tongue, and ear filter accidentally make it to YT.
He can't set up the show with 45 minutes notice? It's not like he does any prep.
You forgot that he has to pre game, can't get on stream sober, he has to chug at least half a bottle of Whiskey to be on his game. I mean I couldn't do it, most people couldn't just do that. Thank you for your service, Nick, have a drink.
 
You forgot that he has to pre game, can't get on stream sober, he has to chug at least half a bottle of Whiskey to be on his game. I mean I couldn't do it, most people couldn't just do that. Thank you for your service, Nick, have a drink.
owning the Fan Fi Farms one bottle at a time
 
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Nick is not only back on Rumble's editor picks page, but in full Trump and guns mode. Just reads his articles, switches to Rumble without bitching, asks people nicely to hit the Like button, then bows out as soon as possible (two hour show). No drinking, not as hyper as yesterday. No grandiose plans for future content.

At 21m28s, a superchatter tries to goad him into shit talking Eric July, but Nick doesn't take the bait:"Guys, go buy Yaira."

At 33m48s, another superchatter brings up the legality of masturbating/pissing on graves. Nick says he doesn't know, gives a general answer, even pretends he has trouble remembering his good friend Riley's name.
 
Nick is not only back on Rumble's editor picks page, but in full Trump and guns mode. Just reads his articles, switches to Rumble without bitching, asks people nicely to hit the Like button, then bows out as soon as possible (two hour show). No drinking, not as hyper as yesterday. No grandiose plans for future content.
Oh someone is learning but will it be enough to pull up?
 
also, hairline, wtf is going on
Can't speak to the bruise, other than speculation that it's the result of a Bull pushing his face into the floor while lady goblina mercilessly pegs him. Concerning the hairline: he is desperately holding onto what is developing into quite a creative combover. The massive amounts of product he's using to force it into place has essentially turned his hair into into a shell. It's literally a hair helmet.

He's not far from this:
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