Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

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Cog has always done shit like this. He followed Ralph to Portugal. People didn’t take much notice that it was an incredibly unhinged and embarrassing maneuver following someone to another country to hide behind your friend while he beats him up.

Cog managed to worm his way into a different crowd and with Ethan Ralph being a hot lolcow commodity, no one bothered to look closely at him because he is boring af, and a lot of them were not around for the IBS era or they were but didn’t know of him really. Just read this thread from the beginning. Mostky known for Ralph drama but then some other posters come in with some of his exploits and warn he is a major lolcow

To a casual observer Cog seems maybe even admirable in that he doesn’t choose sides, but this is actually because he burns bridges over any perceived slight. He might seem nice or restrained because there was a prolonged period where he wasn’t fucked with and you wouldn’t notice the signs because who watches cog for any extended period of time outside of a handful of spergs who should be committed to insane asylums.

I've always gotten the impression Cog is an entire iceberg of autism all on his own, but have never bothered to dig much into it. I, personally, would love to see a competently-made rewrite of the OP that goes more into his history.

 

[PauperVita]

I've always gotten the impression Cog is an entire iceberg of autism all on his own, but have never bothered to dig much into it. I, personally, would love to see a competently-made rewrite of the OP that goes more into his history.

There’s only two people capable of writing that OP. Czr or Ear Juice.

 

[AltisticRight]

I've always gotten the impression Cog is an entire iceberg of autism all on his own, but have never bothered to dig much into it. I, personally, would love to see a competently-made rewrite of the OP that goes more into his history.

There's way too much, the Thomas Ellington shit, the cuckolding involving some married woman edate, and autism pile from the Kumite days.

He's also had beef with EarJuice/Hejas, who made fun of him way before any of us cared.

Anyone, feel free. I'll get admins to replace the OP.

 

[PauperVita]

There's way too much, the Thomas Ellington shit, the cuckolding involving some married woman edate, and autism pile from the Kumite days.

He's also had beef with EarJuice/Hejas, who made fun of him way before any of us cared.

Anyone, feel free. I'll get admins to replace the OP.

I actually prefer the slow discovery/shift in perception of the thread and an extensive op could only be written by two people who are probably not interested. As you noted, it is very dense and a lot of supporting evidence has been lost.

If I could make one suggestion however…

Michael accuses Jonny of being a pedophile

 

[Festivus]

So is he keeping a low profile because this is around the time Salvo was meant to be in his area or is he just pretending that never happened? I heard he was suicide baiting the other day, suicide baiting in his forties btw

 

[PauperVita]

Cog is sperging out “reacting” on X/Twitter. He’s a response channel. Please do not say he is a mentally ill sperg with an online humiliation addiction.

Of particular interest is Cog searching for people talking shit about him or Queen of Bantz even responding to innocuous comments from 2 weeks ago.


And is also diligently reading his Kiwi Farms thread

 

[Geekthulhu]

Cog is sperging out “reacting” on X/Twitter. He’s a response channel. Please do not say he is a mentally ill sperg with an online humiliation addiction.

Of particular interest is Cog searching for people talking shit about him or Queen of Bantz even responding to innocuous comments from 2 weeks ago.
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And is also diligently reading his Kiwi Farms thread
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This fucking retard calls me a liar all the time, but now that I threw out a random amount that Andy MIGHT be making... He believes that number to be actual truth because it is lower than his faked donos.

It's rich that dumb nigger is crying about Porsalin quote tweeting without tagging. That is exactly what that nigger does to EVERYONE.

 

[WEEKEND]

Cog has bigger things to worry about than what PPP and Andy make. He's a middle aged man with no job history and lives on his mate's couch.

 

[Elmo]

Cog has bigger things to worry about than what PPP and Andy make. He's a middle aged man with no job history and lives on his mate's couch.

And his wife approves.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Cog really thinks that "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" is a legal statute huh?

 

[Geekthulhu]

Cog really thinks that "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" is a legal statute huh?

That was the thing with all the "Anti-SJW" crowd that I just couldn't stomach. I made a lot of enemies with those people because I wouldn't play that game and would call out shitty SJW behavior of my "peers". Once you got on my bad side, you stayed on my bad side and I wouldn't join up with people that I couldn't stand to dunk or shit on a person.

People like Cog, Tonka and Andy would frequently go back to "fwend" status and forget terrible things about each other in order to hate on a mutual enemy. Then once it is over would then try to "Littlefinger" each other again. Beyond fucking gay. They all act like fucking women. Literally that is what women do to each other in a workspace. Spend their breaks and lunches mean girling someone they don't like while plotting against each other when that drama arc ends.

 

[Elmo]

Warski played this and I wasn't aware of this video, but I thought it was amusing nonetheless. Feel free to hit me with clocks:

 

[Autischic]

Cog is sperging out “reacting” on X/Twitter.

He owns property? Is he talking about the Indian? The house? The bastard child?
All of those properties belong to Dan, Cog. You're just renting it.

 

[AltisticRight]

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He owns property? Is he talking about the Indian? The house? The bastard child?
All of those properties belong to Dan, Cog. You're just renting it.

He might own his property but we own the space in his thick Bri*ish skull.
For free.
Rent. Free.

 

[Geekthulhu]

The dumb cunt doesn't understand the concept of a mortgage. You don't OWN it until it is paid off you fucking tard.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

The dumb cunt doesn't understand the concept of a mortgage. You don't OWN it until it is paid off you fucking tard.

I'm also confused by something. Mortgages are recorded in the Land Registry. Yet I can't find a Cog anywhere in the public record. And he has no listing on title deeds in the UK so far. This shouldn't be taken as exhaustive or definitive, but I look forward to the cope.

 

[Geekthulhu]

I'm also confused by something. Mortgages are recorded in the Land Registry. Yet I can't find a Cog anywhere in the public record. An he has no listing on title deeds in the UK so far. This shouldn't be taken as exhaustive or definitive, but I look forward to the cope.

Oh I did that when I found out his name. Tried different spellings. John, Jon, Jonathan, Jonny, Johnny. Never found ANYTHING in his name. He literally owns or is paying for NOTHING on his own credit. He is a credit ghost.

 

[fuck whales]

He might own his property but we own the space in his thick Bri*ish skull.
For free.
Rent. Free.

Cog owns nothing. No bank would give a mortgage to someone who streams to less than 100 people a day as a "job" in a GOOD economy, let alone in the middle of a recession, the idea that that is possible is absurd.

 

[PauperVita]

He might own his property but we own the space in his thick Bri*ish skull.
For free.
Rent. Free.

He used to brag about how quiet his thread was now he seethes daily about it and is the only reading he does because he is dyslexic and hates reading.

 

[AltisticRight]

Oh I did that when I found out his name. Tried different spellings. John, Jon, Jonathan, Jonny, Johnny. Never found ANYTHING in his name. He literally owns or is paying for NOTHING on his own credit. He is a credit ghost.

I tried.
I found his Kiwi Farms thread.