Nexpo/YT Horror Channels - Do they all suck

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If I was urbanspooks I would say fuck and make the painter more offensive by making the painter and second killer gay lovers just like Ottis Tool and his cannibal butt buddy Henry Lucas in real life. The painter is clearly based on Ottis Tool, an admitted pedo that mutilated children in real life. Pissed off the childish Mandela catalogue faggots on YouTube that tried to get you canceled even more.
 
Is it just me, or was it all downhill after Local 58?

I loved Local 58, but everything after seems like try hard crap. I don't get the appeal of Mandela Catalog or Monument Mythos.
Contingency is a paragon of Analog Horror and nothing else has been able to reach that heights and never will. Everything about it was done perfectly, yet every other video by everyone else just fails to recognize what made Contingency so good, even its own creator.
 
Is it just me, or was it all downhill after Local 58?

I loved Local 58, but everything after seems like try hard crap. I don't get the appeal of Mandela Catalog or Monument Mythos.
I know I just shit on analog horror as a whole, but I definitely second this. Local 58 had a good vibe, understood how to not be utterly hamfisted with its story telling, and in many ways felt like it could be real or on some alternate timeline of an Earth very similar to our own.

Everything that came after saw the aethstetic of Local 58, and pretty much acted as if that's all there is too it (and shoving Satan and FNAF characters in, because Da Debil and animatronics are super duper scary huh guise). In many ways a trend like that being infected with trannyism isn't very surprising, as trannys don't understand what makes good art and never will, they only know how to infest and destroy.
 
He's a very good content creator, and I like that he doesn't involve his personal views often compared to other youtubers.
This is being a coward tho, he just doesn't have the guts or the will to stand by his beliefs and allow for people who hate such beliefs to be filtered out and dislike him. He wants unconditional adoration. It will blow up on his face eventually
 
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If the leaks are to be believed, this is the worse part of it. It isnt satan, its the angel Gabriel trying to write a new testament. So satan isnt involved anywhere.

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Gabriel going from God's most faithful servant to subverting humanities free will could be interesting but that isnt the plot presented so far.
This is the plot Alex put out:
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So what we have, is the archangel Gabriel being whingy and going against god to replace people with his buddies to write a new testament? It doesnt make any sense.



The real horror were the dicks they lost along the way
What the fuck, I thought the whole point of Gabriel not having his wings and being able to do the cheesy-ass sus face was supposed to be showing that he killed and replaced the real one?
 
If you really want to get technical this format went downhill the second it stopped trying to present itself as "real". The vast, vast majority of internet horror before the modern zoomer bullshit relied heavily on slathering on enough kayfabe that you weren't sure if what you were reading or watching was real or not. Rationally of course, you could say that there's no spooky faceless suit man in the woods and there's no way some Russian huffing meth gas stayed up for a month straight then did an edgelord monologue before getting Makaroni'd, but the way it was made and presented was just plausible enough that you weren't 100% sure. It was scary because maybe those weirdos weren't fucking around and you happened across some legitimately classified or just plain unknown info while you were up screwing around at 2AM.

The second wave, things like Local 58, were already a step down because of the fact that they were very obviously fictional and much more like traditional horror media, just on a much lower budget. It's only through yet further degradation of the creepypasta format and movement in the traditional media direction that we've gotten shit like Mandela Catalogue. Not all of it is necessarily badly made, but it barely resembles the things it often calls back to. Nobody outside of the dumbest of teens actually thinks "alternates" are real, or that Mount Greylock might actually have a zombie tulpa machine inside. The "horror" of those stories has nothing to do with their plausibility.

I think the major reason for this change is that the internet has gotten more centralized over time. Back in the 90s, 00s, or even the early 10s, it wasn't uncommon to have some relatively unknown schizo site pop up in a web search, especially if you were looking for spooky stuff. The internet was just so huge and open and unpoliced that it was entirely conceivable that, for example, some unknown whistleblower had set up a web 1.0 site to try to expose a government conspiracy or some psychopath had a site to show off his kills. Nowadays though, with the advent of automated moderation and the fact that normalfags only use like 5 sites most of the time, the idea that something scary could be "real" is laughable. You can get banned from mainstream sites for fucking anything, there's no way most people would believe the kayfabe.

Though, the existence of monkey torture vids, elsagate, and other such perversion does spit in the face of that theory a bit, but normalfags don't generally know about that stuff.
 
I know I just shit on analog horror as a whole, but I definitely second this. Local 58 had a good vibe, understood how to not be utterly hamfisted with its story telling, and in many ways felt like it could be real or on some alternate timeline of an Earth very similar to our own.
I think Local 58 worked because it had good production values, and was simple. It wasn't pretentious crap trying to be this big epic ridiculous thing.

IMO, Mandela Catalogue is just stupid. And I'm not just saying that because there are unsavory allegations against the creator now. Monument Mythos is also barely sensible garbage that overstays its welcome.

I think there's some moments of brilliance in Greylock, but that's about it.
 
This is being a coward tho, he just doesn't have the guts or the will to stand by his beliefs and allow for people who hate such beliefs to be filtered out and dislike him. He wants unconditional adoration. It will blow up on his face eventually
I think he wants to continue living off of youtube for as long as possible. If he were to say "kill all trannies gas the kikes race war now" would he lose everyone? No of course not. He would lose a significant portion of the people that pay for patreon or donate during livestreams though.
It would end up kind of like a less sad mumkey Jones Situation. A few diehard fans willing to paypig, and everyone else slowly forgets.
 
He would lose a significant portion of the people that pay for patreon or donate during livestreams though
The thing with this is, though, that the only reason this is the case is because he allowed it to become the case for easier initial growth. It's not absolutely necessary to have a coomer/tranny infested community as a content creator, but if you allow them in you will grow RAPIDLY because they're very loose with their cash when it gives them an opportunity to groom. If Wendigoon ever wants to get rid of these people, he should do it as soon as possible, because their presence heavily discourages more normal people from becoming active in his community. In fact, depending on how bad it gets, they can end up forcing more people out than they bring in.

Not that he should just drop a TTD, TKD, and heil Hitler, but doing what he's doing right now will only make it worse and it will blow up eventually if he's unable to maintain perfect equilibrium with their expectations.
 
It wasn't pretentious crap trying to be this big epic ridiculous thing.
It became a circlejerking cycle pretty early on. Big horror channels would highlight series with muh deep lore because that's what they can make multi-hour essays about and the people who would gather around AH would come to expect to see that from a series. The market also became so saturated that if you wanted to stand out you'd better have that deep lore so you might get a video essayfag to make a video on it to give you some views. I've seen people talk about how to make analog horror and would put more emphasis on the imporance on the story than aesthetics or scares.
 
so has any big horror youtuber throw him under the bus already?
Every single analog horror content creator has at least tweeted about it once.
So what we have, is the archangel Gabriel being whingy and going against god to replace people with his buddies to write a new testament? It doesnt make any sense.
Have you ever read the bible? That's like 50% of the story. He's just doing his own fanfiction version.
 
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>NO IT WASN'T SATAN THAT WAS TRYING TO USURP GOD, IT WAS GABRIEL!
Gay. We didn't need a fucking plot twist in this series. Mandela Catalog was already compelling with it's premise. "Satan has taken over and is using religion again humanity". This whole idea of "diverting audience exceptions" faggotry is RUINING stories.
 
>NO IT WASN'T SATAN THAT WAS TRYING TO USURP GOD, IT WAS GABRIEL!
Gay. We didn't need a fucking plot twist in this series. Mandela Catalog was already compelling with it's premise. "Satan has taken over and is using religion again humanity". This whole idea of "diverting audience exceptions" faggotry is RUINING stories.
Yeah it was more interesting for it to be Satan pretending to be one of the angels, it also makes Gabriel stupid because wouldn't God just cast him down to Hell especially for interfering with Jesus.
 
I think the major reason for this change is that the internet has gotten more centralized over time. Back in the 90s, 00s, or even the early 10s, it wasn't uncommon to have some relatively unknown schizo site pop up in a web search, especially if you were looking for spooky stuff. The internet was just so huge and open and unpoliced that it was entirely conceivable that, for example, some unknown whistleblower had set up a web 1.0 site to try to expose a government conspiracy or some psychopath had a site to show off his kills. Nowadays though, with the advent of automated moderation and the fact that normalfags only use like 5 sites most of the time, the idea that something scary could be "real" is laughable. You can get banned from mainstream sites for fucking anything, there's no way most people would believe the kayfabe.
The same thing happened with Nosleep, it started off as a place to share scary stories that were written like personal anecdotes/stories before gradually devolving into a dumping ground for horror fiction that just happens to all be exclusively in first-person.

Not saying all of it is bad mind you, but it really is a case of having to shift through the shit to find the hidden gems.
 
Is it just me, or was it all downhill after Local 58?

I loved Local 58, but everything after seems like try hard crap. I don't get the appeal of Mandela Catalog or Monument Mythos.
This current strain of analog horror featuring LE SPOOKY VHS DISTORTED FACE all started with Fnaf VHS, an analog horror series made by someone who got exposed for being a child groomer, admitted it, and left the internet a year ago. The pipeline is Local58 > Fnaf VHS > Walten Files > Mandela Catalogue > all the gay analog horror crap we have now.
 
I think Local 58 worked because it had good production values, and was simple. It wasn't pretentious crap trying to be this big epic ridiculous thing.
Now that I think about it, Smile Guide also didn't took itself seriously, yet it was successful in freaking people out.

For example, in Episode 2, Agatka straight up says to Małgosia "jeez I know, get lost you downie", the type of shit you'd say to your friends while you were growing up.
And the shitpostiness went off the charts in Episode 5 and 6.
But it was still somewhat disturbing, and most importantly, no one knew who was behind it all right until the very end.
All those years, no one knew who was behind the project, even if it was clear it's not lost media. But it did have all the elements that seeped into your consciousness, making you feel like you've seen it before. Maybe some old show for kids made back in communist times you'd watch every night at 19:00 on the first channel before going to sleep, a vague childhood memory of some sorts. But it's all distorted and it feels like a fever dream, or even a nightmare. The ending of episode 4 especially feels like a nightmare I had as a kid. The story of the series is loose and vague enough so that it sorta makes sense but at the same time it doesn't and it's full of hints for people to come up with theories with.

That's what made Smile Guide so successful, you had no fucking idea who was behind the project, and the project played perfectly into your memories, even though it wasn't overtly serious and it was breaking the facade many times. Plus, the story it tried to tell wasn't a clear cut story with detailed lore, it was just enough to keep people confused and interested in finding the truth.

If there's someone to make a successful analog horror series in the US, take Stribog's work as a lesson. Keep your identity as a creator hidden, and make your series play into the common memories people have. It doesn't have to be super serious, it doesn't need to be heavy with lore. As long as you keep people on the edge it's good.
 
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