Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

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Good to see Chris Kindred hasn't bothered to trawl through the thread at all. What fucking plans or "conspiracy" is there in here? We're laughing at these faggots, and documenting the events. I'm pretty sure this is thread is the most accurate timeline of events thus far. Which they will inevitably ignore, since it breaks their narrative of Kiwifarms orchestrating a Nazi campaign. If he is going to capitalize Nazi, shouldn't he also capitalize Phrenology? It may be a pseudoscience, but it's a science nonetheless.

As an aside, I have a question for Chris Kindred. What does he consider science? I know it's probably a pipedream to get a real answer other than a copy-paste of the definition of science. But I want to know how warped it must be based on his own narrative of SBI being a victim after his instigation.
 
It's kind of funny how the forum is a big old Alt-Right Nazi hangout when some of the largest threads on the website makes fun of Alt-Right grifters. If any one of them had somehow managed to get this level of media attention for acting just as dumb we'd talking about that instead. I seem to remember when Nick Fuentes was leading Kanye West around like a gimp we were all pointing and laughing pretty hard.
 
Chris Kindred IRL, looking like a cheap budget Whoopi.
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And he has a septum piercing, because of course he fucking does.

Also, the Farms isn't really "Right Wing". I've noticed most folks lean Center Left, or are just plain independent and laugh at both sides (which is fair, 'cause both sides are filled with feckless retards at this point). I consider myself more right leaning than most, and I'm sure a few others among the thread do, but that's the thing. This shit is bigger than your typical "Conservative vs Shitlib" slapfight. This thing concerns every single one of us. This is really the one thing that's kept me from blackpilling myself and full on DOOMPOSTING.

Both sides CAN reach a middle ground, and we've all collectively decided that DEI is filled with faggots, and we like to point and laugh at them all.
 
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It's a little bit ironic to accuse other people of doing phrenology when a goal of DEI in games is to promote dysgenic characters. Remember when Activision-Blizzard-King released a tool which among other things granted "points" for characters with "non-aesthetic" physical deformities? https://archive.is/w7Fq1

Don't be mistaken. Just because Acti-Blizzard tried to memory hole that press release, that exact type of point-system is alive and well. Every time one of these developers or publishers gets ransomwared we get a new deluge of their diversity crap progslop. I still got the Capcom leaks where they used Zelda and Princess Peach as inappropriate examples of women in video games, right along with their HR files matching employee donations to BLM.
This is definitely worth emphasizing. While Activision-Blizzard were certainly embarrassed upon the public blowback to their DEI presentation, they're still devoted to the cause and will just continue to utilize their "diversity space tool" and things of the like internally, away from public scrutiny. Even that "apologetic" editor's note admits as much that they're not changing their woke course. It's worth looking back at the original press release with the incriminating pictures as well as the old corresponding GDC presentation.
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What's special about Imperial Fists?
The Imperial Fists have a thing about taking in pain as a measure of endurance as well as repentance. This is most exemplified by their Pain Glove, a unique arcane device that wraps its subject in a body glove to inflict all-encompassing pain through nerve stimulation, used in part for training and meditation, something that every Imperial Fist is put through. Naturally, this leads to jokes among fans about the Fists being masochistic fetishists.
 
Gamergate wasn't just about journalistic integrity. It was a struggle for fundamental freedom in storytelling and a rebuke to SJW didacticism.

SJWs laugh at the idea of apolitical fiction and argue that "all fiction is political". While they are certainly correct that it is possible to impute political ideas and motives to just about any trope in a story, they clearly misunderstand what gamers meant by saying we wanted politics out of games. We didn't mean that we wanted no politics of any kind in storytelling because this is impossible; anyone can interpret anything as being political at any time, even a character sitting around staring at a Zen rock garden. What people actually meant by getting politics out of games was that yes, we actually did enjoy escapist fantasy, and no, we didn't want to be beaten over the head with heavy-handed moralizing all the time.

SJWs have this idiotic notion that all media should, one way or another, be instructive in nature, and that it should instruct the audience to believe in the correct politics. That is, they believe all fiction should strive to influence the audience's beliefs in a positive manner. This is called propaganda. The intent of propaganda, unlike artistic media, is not to provide aesthetic pleasure but to cultivate specific values in the viewer. Propaganda can, admittedly, have artistic merit separate from the message. I'm sure plenty of people have looked at old American, Nazi, or Soviet propaganda posters and been moved by their striking composition or their use of bold geometric figures, but this is beside the point.

When people consume fictional media, their primary intent isn't to be dragged kicking and screaming back into reality and be lectured like a small child. Rather, they wish to experience a kind of controlled hallucination of another world and to derive aesthetic enjoyment from it. Being constantly bombarded with messages about current-year politics that quickly become dated is a recipe for destroying this illusion and forcing the viewer back into reality. In this sense, politics are anything that would break the spell and make the viewer realize they're looking at a simulation.

What we're dealing with here are actually two competing media ontologies; the SJW stance, of didactic media that exists primarily to confront the viewer and alter their belief structure, and the Gamer stance, of hypnotic media that exists to provide immersion, escape, aesthetic pleasure, and so on. Instruction versus Art.

The SJW pattern of didacticism is very rigid. In their conception of media, there are some categories of things that one must or must not depict, which are a grab bag of leftist ideology:

Must Depict:
  • Uplifting portrayals of racial, gender, or sexual minorities
  • Women and minorities in non-traditional roles
  • Inclusive language
  • Positive portrayals of socialism, collectivism, and/or communitarianism
  • Circumspect and tasteful portrayals of physical, sexual, or verbal abuse that invite us to sympathize with the abused and despise the abuser
Must Not Depict:
  • Genocide
  • Torture
  • Racism
  • Sexism
  • Homophobia
  • Racial slurs
  • Positive portrayals of settler colonialism
  • Positive portrayals of police work
  • Positive portrayals of capitalism
  • Positive portrayals of fascist governments, even "benevolent" fascism
  • Writing the Other (i.e. when an author writes extensively about a minority they don't belong to)
  • Overly sexualized and attractive women
  • Unrealistic body standards (this is the SJW term for good physical fitness)
  • Eroticized rape or abuse
SJW didacticism creates a very narrowly defined category of what constitutes an acceptable protagonist, which looks something like a magical half-fairy, half-African woman who flies around with shimmering butterfly wings and shoots magic pixie dust from her hands and rights all the wrongs in the world with no effort and no moral conflict. SJW didacticism cannot withstand the Villain Protagonist challenge. That is to say, if I deliberately elect to write an immoral protagonist (like Walter White, or Yagami Light, or whatever), they're obviously going to have to engage in evil acts, which means they're going to end up doing one or more of the things on the naughty list.

But even with a nominally good protagonist, there are many, many problems with SJW didacticism.
  • Well-written protagonists are not perfect. They make mistakes. Sometimes, they break the law, experience friction with their allies, or do things that are blatantly immoral. If your protagonist is a racial or gender token, and you want them to be portrayed in the best possible light, then it follows that they're going to be a boringly moral goody two-shoes Lawful Good protag. As an author, one must have more options for crafting protagonists than "a minority who is also a living saint".
  • People don't like reading about boringly perfect people who pull deus ex machinae out of their asses and solve problems with minimal effort. Most real people have imperfections, flaws, and shortcomings of their own and find it unrealistic to be asked to identify with someone who is literally, unattainably fucking perfect.
  • Depiction is not endorsement. If you want to show brutal injustices to the viewer, you have to be willing to depict truly awful things. SJWs invite us to "imagine a better world" by sterilizing fiction of the aspects of reality that upset them the most, creating settings that are practical hugboxes.
  • Constantly being on the receiving end of a moral lecture or being told that you're a terrible person for believing one thing or another is fucking exhausting and patronizing. Audiences don't like being condescended to.
  • Their strict categories of acceptable content narrow the range and scope of possible stories, resulting in bland sameness rather than diversity.
Overall, the SJW project in fictional media is a project of censorship. They'll argue that it isn't censorship because it's voluntary and not government-directed, but the fact is that SJWs devote considerable time and energy to things like sensitivity reading (i.e., censorship) and taking over publishers to prevent the publication of media that contradicts their ideals. After pulling coups at Tor and Del Rey, they're perpetually outraged that publishers with a more libertarian bent like Baen exist.

This brings us to Sweet Baby. The idea of a one-stop consultancy providing not just sensitivity reading but also doing all the worldbuilding for devs comes across as anathema to the creative process. Think about it. Why wouldn't gamedev studios rely on internal writers and designers for that? Why would they all contract with one single company to provide writing as a service? Modern gamedev honestly has way, way too much contractor work stitched together into a single product, which results in a hodgepodge mess that is aesthetically inconsistent. It really is reflected in the quality of the final product.
 
The chucklefucks are always there. The reason you disproportionately hear from them should be self-evident, it's in the interests of a partisan & activist press.

Why no conservative billionaires bought publications like The Atlantic or the Washington Post when they were available for a pittance, relatively speaking, will forever baffle me.
because 'conservative' billionaires are anything but that.
the billionaire class are almost all rootless cosmopolitans - either of the leftoid globohomo variant, or of the libertarian "free trade and free markets solve everything" variant.
 
Piggybacking off of Drain's post, this explains why Democrats (and the Left as a whole) ultimately killed Saturday morning cartoons, because God forbid kids veg out in front of the TV for a few hours watching GI Joe and Transformers after a week of dealing with the hostile environment that was modern school. Actually, Democrats were a big part of the reason why a lot of the fun in advertising was killed in the 90s and early 2000s. You couldn't have an ad mocking something stupid trying to sell you a product based on the absurdity of the ad anymore due to their insistence in injecting their own personal bullshit into it. Just look at the ads we have now and how they're all some kind of "Diverse", or they're trying to teach you a lesson. Who actually remembers any of the modern ads or the products they're selling? I can guarantee you not a single fucking one of the audience can remember one of these ads, but they remember the absurdity of the Old Spice ads due to Terry Crews' insanity and the other dude (I forget his name) being an absolute chad.
 
I can guarantee you not a single fucking one of the audience can remember one of these ads, but they remember the absurdity of the Old Spice ads due to Terry Crews' insanity and the other dude (I forget his name) being an absolute chad.
Or, to pull it back to vidya - no one remembers the modern vidya ads.

Everyone who was there remembers Play It Loud, or

W E L C O
M E T O T
H E N E X
T L E V E L

or Genesis Does what Nintendon't.
 
So he just wants everyone to start calling people bigots instead? I'm pretty sure they would cry over that too.

This is something all leftoids do though, they argue about pointless definitions to avoid any actual discussion or get away with making shit up. Bow to this and soon enough the word bigot will only apply to someone who is given unfair advantages in the system and it's impossible for black people to be bigots. Same with what a Nazi is. This goes back to Wikipedia manipulation too, define racist as something retarded and site it in the bullshit web encyclopedia.

This is probably my favorite example of how fucking stupid it can get from the pedophile horse cock enthusiast himself:

 
Piggybacking off of Drain's post, this explains why Democrats (and the Left as a whole) ultimately killed Saturday morning cartoons, because God forbid kids veg out in front of the TV for a few hours watching GI Joe and Transformers after a week of dealing with the hostile environment that was modern school. Actually, Democrats were a big part of the reason why a lot of the fun in advertising was killed in the 90s and early 2000s. You couldn't have an ad mocking something stupid trying to sell you a product based on the absurdity of the ad anymore due to their insistence in injecting their own personal bullshit into it. Just look at the ads we have now and how they're all some kind of "Diverse", or they're trying to teach you a lesson. Who actually remembers any of the modern ads or the products they're selling? I can guarantee you not a single fucking one of the audience can remember one of these ads, but they remember the absurdity of the Old Spice ads due to Terry Crews' insanity and the other dude (I forget his name) being an absolute chad.

I remember laughing at the Burger King Kids Club because it was so nakedly pander-ous even as a kid. Girls, UN summit racial mix, even a wheelchair kid... That was the first time I remember the lefty establishment really trying to beat the message into us. Captain Planet would be another in retrospect (but I drank the cool-aid on that shit). Before that the propaganda was GI Joe encouraging the goyim to sign up and die for Israel.

There are very few 10 year old kid shows these days, especially for boys. Everything is either for 4 year olds or adults and the stuff they do get is written by Rebecca Sugar or some other Cal Arts bred degenerate commie.
 
So he just wants everyone to start calling people bigots instead? I'm pretty sure they would cry over that too.

This is something all leftoids do though, they argue about pointless definitions to avoid any actual discussion or get away with making shit up. Bow to this and soon enough the word bigot will only apply to someone who is given unfair advantages in the system and it's impossible for black people to be bigots. Same with what a Nazi is. This goes back to Wikipedia manipulation too, define racist as something retarded and site it in the bullshit web encyclopedia.

This is probably my favorite example of how fucking stupid it can get from the pedophile horse cock enthusiast himself:

When they have no point their point becomes deconstructing yours. Which would be genius, but they're 90 IQ retards and can barely form a thought, and never an original one.

Captain Planet would be another in retrospect (but I drank the cool-aid on that shit).
Captain Planet's at least had a decent message about not fucking over the earth with pollution, that's something everyone who isn't a satanic misanthrope like Ben Shapiro can get behind. The villains were great, they were obviously business people but they never cared about money because 'muricans worship capitalism as their personal golden calf.
 
Captain Planet's at least had a decent message about not fucking over the earth with pollution, that's something everyone who isn't a satanic misanthrope like Ben Shapiro can get behind. The villains were great, they were obviously business people but they never cared about money because 'muricans worship capitalism as their personal golden calf.

Counter point, this little fruit exists:

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I haven't given it a watch since I was a literal child (I used to love Wheeler and I had the most kick ass action figure with a spark thrower inside his chest) but I remember it being very preachy. Even in it's spiritual successor (The Wild Krats) they will do shit like "Oh no! Shark fin soup is a delicacy that is killing the oceans!" *White French chef spears shark* If you are going to make these political statements at least make them accurately and have the balls to use a Chinaman.
 
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I haven't given it a watch since I was a literal child (I used to love Wheeler and I had the most kick ass action figure with a spark thrower inside his chest) but I remember it being very preachy. Even in it's spiritual successor (The Wild Krats) they will do shit like "Oh no! Shark fin soup is a delicacy that is killing the oceans!" *White French chef spears shark* If you are going to make these political statements at least make them accurately and have the balls to use a Chinaman.
Yeah. Those rascally frenchmen, first they commit islamic terror attacks and then they make sharkfin soup. It really is annoying what absolute pussies libshits are, they have to force whites into the role of the villain even when it makes zero fucking sense. but I suppose that's the point.
 
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