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Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
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More people are going to read this tweet on here than on Twitter.
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Shane, if you're reading this, I'm interested in you supposedly being raped by a butter knife.
Was it the sharp end, or the blunt end?
Was butter used as lube, or was your arse that fat and sweaty that the knife just slid up there anyway?
If butter was used, can you remember the brand? Was it low salt?
Do you avoid making sandwiches and toast, cos buttering the bread gives you PTSD and flashbacks?
Do you think there's other victims of the butter knife rapist? Have you ever tried to seek them out?
If you could go back in time and swap the knife out for a different item of cutlery, what would it be? Tea spoon? Or would you prefer something with a larger handle, like a meat cleaver?
Was it the sharp end, or the blunt end?
Was butter used as lube, or was your arse that fat and sweaty that the knife just slid up there anyway?
If butter was used, can you remember the brand? Was it low salt?
Do you avoid making sandwiches and toast, cos buttering the bread gives you PTSD and flashbacks?
Do you think there's other victims of the butter knife rapist? Have you ever tried to seek them out?
If you could go back in time and swap the knife out for a different item of cutlery, what would it be? Tea spoon? Or would you prefer something with a larger handle, like a meat cleaver?
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Truly impressive that he is so fat that he ran out of space for extra chins in the front, now he has some on the back of his head too.
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Lmao at the fucking shooping after we've already seen what this fat faggot looks like.
Dude, you are fooling nobody.
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Did you intentionally make the blue circle the Kiwi Farms logo or was your hand guided by a higher power?
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I didn’t notice that wonky patch by the ear until you zoomed in. Shame, run them clippers back through there boy, your shits all whack.
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I'VE MADE IT FAM.
This fat, disabled, butterknife'd faggot is so poor he gives himself his own haircuts. Lol, Shane you are really really poor. @KF Cruiser
This fat, disabled, butterknife'd faggot is so poor he gives himself his own haircuts. Lol, Shane you are really really poor. @KF Cruiser
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How are we making shit up? You're going bald Shane. Autistic people tend to suffer from alopecia areata (bald spots) more than those without autism.
Albert_Ball 2.0
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Go to bed Shane.......If you really don't care what we think why do you lurk here constantly.....
Fishmalk Observer
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man, this faggot is fat. How's he gonna get some guy to plunder his bootyhole looking like this ?
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Bears exist.
You severely underesitmate the power of faggotry.
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Authentic Shane sperging:
Every day is slow for you, you're a fat unemployed faggot that collects fraudulent disability who got violated with a butterknife
You're also a pedophile
Every day is slow for you, you're a fat unemployed faggot that collects fraudulent disability who got violated with a butterknife
You're also a pedophile
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Imagine being so retarded you don't understand banter/ jokes.
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We've been over this
Banter is a fucking foreign language to this guy. He couldn't banter his way out of a paper metaphor.
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He doesn't know how. Sleep evades him as nightmares of butter knives slipping into his diminished glutes strike deep.
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Well he is autistic. The reason why they don't understand typical jokes is because they take things literally. Their fragile minds can't handle doing more than that. They also have trouble understanding social norms
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Ah, the scars from his lobotomy. It all makes so much more sense now.