Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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After a day-long refractory period, PatBot is back online and issuing prison sentences.

 

[Dean Pentel]

That video ,in my opinion, was also firm evidence that he hasnt had any serious fight training or experience. The way he was standing and moving did not say trained or competent fighter. Just someone who thinks that standing square is intimidating to people who he thinks are not used to confrontation.

I think you're correct, child, and so won't be enjoying prison anytime soon. Anyone I've ever met that was both trained and well experienced in violence wouldn't allow someone they suspected could be a threat to get that close to them. I'm talking bouncers and E.P. guys, people that need to be alert, assertive, and so most often see low level violence (shoving people away, redirecting grab attempts, pepper spray, etc.).

All the folks I know that are good at violence agree on two things: protect yourself at all times and never go looking for trouble. The way Pig Man talks and behaves tells me he probably did have some training in something a long time ago but he's never consistently practiced it or used it ever. I've also met more than a few guys with big mouths that could back up their any of their shit-talking, and while all quite different the way they looked and lived made it obvious they were legit (at least to me). This does not describe Patrick.

Fat.

Faggot.

Broke.

That describes Patrick.

Maybe he keeps it in his laptop bag with his surface?

I'd say that's likely. I do wonder how he'd get to it if someone actually looking to kick his ass for any reason started violence with him. Maybe he's like Dale Gribble with the pocket sand, but instead he has pocket pepperoni to deploy while he runs for his laptop bag (with that same face he had when he "ran" the marathon).

 

[Kirtto]

I believe Pat is legit mentally disabled at this point. Seeing him replaying to literal Noreply emails was what convinced me

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Fat.

Faggot.

Broke.

That describes Patrick.

Or we could try something more catchy. DINKs seem to be "trendy" lately, but Patty Fatlips really doesn't fit that acronym, since the only "double" thing about him is his food intake. In his case, it'd probably be NINC:
No
Income
No,
Child.

 

[Just don't like em.]

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Unfortunately she is too squashed to be turned into Nikironi. How will he get new sales now?

 

[AnOminous]

Arnold Judas Rimmer didn't earn his bronze swimming certificate, his silver swimming certificate, fail his officer's exam 11 times, destroy the space-time continuum and kick Death in the nuts just to get slandered like this. You better recant these statements at once, Miladdo, or you'll be held in direct violation of Space Corp Directive 1744#D!

I actually sympathized with Rimmer over the gazpacho soup incident, even though I always knew it was served cold myself, not having been raised by savages. I think it was Chris Barrie's acting that could make you sympathize for someone who was basically a gigantic douche, a strutting martinet, and a fool.

There is no version of Fat Rick, in any universe, deserving of sympathy by anyone who is not themselves a colossal scumbag.

The way Pig Man talks and behaves tells me he probably did have some training in something a long time ago but he's never consistently practiced it or used it ever.

He probably went to some McDojo that caters to fat faggots with bitch tits a couple times.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

I actually sympathized with Rimmer over the gazpacho soup incident, even though I always knew it was served cold myself, not having been raised by savages. I think it was Chris Barrie's acting that could make you sympathize for someone who was basically a gigantic douche, a strutting martinet, and a fool.

Most of the actors in Red Dwarf manage to pull off a genuine earnestness that allows even their most ridiculous moments to be believable, especially because the show doesn't pull back on 'These fucking bums' aspect of the character. When you see how the American version's pilots deliver and frame the same lines, they pull back just a little to accentuate how ridiculous and bizarre what they're saying is and that they know it.

Plus, the gazpacho soup incident is one of the most relatable stories in the show, thinking you've ruined your chances because you made a simple uneducated mistake in front of people you respect.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Most of the actors in Red Dwarf manage to pull off a genuine earnestness that allows even their most ridiculous moments to be believable, especially because the show doesn't pull back on 'These fucking bums' aspect of the character. When you see how the American version's pilots deliver and frame the same lines, they pull back just a little to accentuate how ridiculous and bizarre what they're saying is and that they know it.

Plus, the gazpacho soup incident is one of the most relatable stories in the show, thinking you've ruined your chances because you made a simple uneducated mistake in front of people you respect.

That's the tragedy of designing unsympathetic comedy protagonists in a world building serial. You simply cannot have them remain unlikeable and dull as for a good series you need character development and elaborations on character backstories. Like even in Always sunny we see these guys at their most human and empathetic. Even the intentionally vile sociopaths. But then we have Pat,who,if he was the UCP of his own show would be called 2 dimensional and repetitive.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Against the Police? The lawsuit hasn't moved since February 28th, they haven't even served the cops yet with the summons, but he has until May 28th, to do so (or his case gets automatically dismissed, bar some good cause)

I suspect that federal judge in Virginia or whatever is probably holding things up on behalf of his son and fellow stalker child Robert Prongay. Just muckity-mucking with the Wisconsin state docket.

 

[Kirtto]

I suspect that federal judge in Virginia or whatever is probably holding things up on behalf of his son and fellow stalker child Robert Prongay. Just muckity-mucking with the Wisconsin state docket.

That would be a good angle tbh, convincing Pat that the evil stalker child Prongay Jr has influence and friends on the justice system and that is why he has lost all his lawsuits. He would be dumb enough to believe this and oink extremely at the justice system.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

That would be a good angle tbh, convincing Pat that the evil stalker child Prongay Jr has influence and friends on the justice system and that is why he has lost all his lawsuits. He would be dumb enough to believe this and oink extremely at the justice system.

He actually suggested this in what he filed with that debt examiner hearing.

 

[Kirtto]

He actually suggested this in what he filed with that debt examiner hearing.

Do you have the passage saved somewhere? I don't remember that

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

A title is supposed to catch a reader's attention. What is and is not a good title is subjective.

Off all Patrick's titles, I thought "Starship Repo" was the best one. To me, "In the Black" sounds cringey, "Children of the Divide" also sounds cringey (or corny), and while "The Ark" isn't bad it's also very basic. "Gate Crashers" sounds like some kid's cartoon and "Trident's Forge" is sort of neutral. I remember thinking "Starship Repo? So it would be about a repoman in space? That's kinda interesting." when I saw that book the first time.

Hearing from actual readers that it's the worst one is a disappointment, I guess. Felony wasting a title, Patrick child. Enjoy never getting published again.

 

[AprilRains]

It takes discipline to stick with the program and carry every day, to get okay with it. It takes time to figure out what guns and holsters work with your body and clothing.

Exactly. Recall that pathetic video where he tries a fast draw? That little hip wiggle as he tries to get his fat out of the way? That's not the way he'd move if he ever did even the most basic drills with his pistol.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

A title is supposed to catch a reader's attention. What is and is not a good title is subjective.

Off all Patrick's titles, I thought "Starship Repo" was the best one. To me, "In the Black" sounds cringey, "Children of the Divide" also sounds cringey (or corny), and while "The Ark" isn't bad it's also very basic. "Gate Crashers" sounds like some kid's cartoon and "Trident's Forge" is sort of neutral. I remember thinking "Starship Repo? So it would be about a repoman in space? That's kinda interesting." when I saw that book the first time.

Hearing from actual readers that it's the worst one is a disappointment, I guess. Felony wasting a title, Patrick child. Enjoy never getting published again.

Starship Repo stands on its own; the two words immediately bring to mind an interesting and potentially humorous situation.

In the Black could be a porno or an accounting guide. Basic. Boring.

Gate Crashers could be a great title for the second book in a trilogy dealing with stargates or something. And the second book having a title that can be interpreted multiple ways goes back to The Two Towers and before.

The other are just basic bitch. I wonder if he came up with his titles or the editor produced them.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Exactly. Recall that pathetic video where he tries a fast draw? That little hip wiggle as he tries to get his fat out of the way? That's not the way he'd move if he ever did even the most basic drills with his pistol.

Jerry Miculek he is not.

 

[Maude Snew]

That would be a good angle tbh, convincing Pat that the evil stalker child Prongay Jr has influence and friends on the justice system and that is why he has lost all his lawsuits. He would be dumb enough to believe this and oink extremely at the justice system.

Luckily there's one fat smelly street shitter already on it. Another job well done and nobody even had to do anything.

 

[*sigh*]

He‘s a child, child.

 

[Alabama Gamer]

If Patrick ever desperately needs to make money (with which to pay Quasi even further, for example) he could probably get a good chunk of change with a Cameo account. Think of how many people would pay to have a recording of the man (fat) himself personally childing them or somebody they know.