Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

When is Shane gonna troon out? He already has all of the appropriate personality disorders in place to be a top class MTF, a hatred for JK Rowling, and is ugly as fuck, so all he has to do is say "I'm a woman now" to open up a whole community of folks who will pour adoration on him. Do it, Shane!

 

[Spunt]

Funny how none of my posts calling Shane out as the giant, mewling pussy he is for chickening out of engaging us here or on Skype end up on his Twitter timeline (along with the usual pathetic comment showing that he hasn't understood the joke).

Yo pussy coward bitch boy, what happened to your hambeast "girlfriend"? Did you run out of money? Did she decide you were beneath even her high-frucose dignity? Was Tyrone the better option?

 

[An automatic clown]

He's so not mad hes quote tweeting himself


Absolute projection


This didn't happen, Shame has no friends


No Shane, that's literally you. We understand you're a pedophile and got raped by a butterknife - sharp side down.


Oh contraire butterknife boy


Shane is such a poor coward he won't post here despite having an account

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He's so not mad hes quote tweeting himself
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Absolute projection
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This didn't happen, Shame has no friends
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No Shane, that's literally you. We understand you're a pedophile and got raped by a butterknife - sharp side down.
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Oh contraire butterknife boy
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Shane is such a poor coward he won't post here despite having an account

Even the country of France managed to win a battle and have proven they aren't the cowards history paints them as. How do you live through life being worse than the French?
Also, you kidding me Shane? It's rather funny how butt hurt you are tonight.

 

[Dieter Laser]

What does a simple Kiwi have to do to get Senpai Cum Cannon to feature my musings?

Eh, never mind I’d rather call him a fat, balding gooner cuck who is also a nigger.

 

[Tablet County]

I'd love to watch Shane cross swords with his Godfather Fatrick but I know Fat would block him after a somewhat disappointing back-and-forth.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I'd love to watch Shane cross swords with his Godfather Fatrick but I know Fat would block him after a somewhat disappointing back-and-forth.

A special reenactment of such a fight for you

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

what happened to your hambeast "girlfriend"?

She probably dead, like Bender in that episode of Futurama where he turns human. They think he is still alive because the air escaping his fat rolls would make the sound "woooo". She has been on the couch for weeks, dead, but her body is so pumped full of preservatives she won't rot for quite some time.

 

[Not a bee]

She probably dead, like Bender in that episode of Futurama where he turns human. They think he is still alive because the air escaping his fat rolls would make the sound "woooo". She has been on the couch for weeks, dead, but her body is so pumped full of preservatives she won't rot for quite some time.

I don't know if mountain dew can preserve a body for that long

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I don't know if mountain dew can preserve a body for that long

Mountain Dew has Sodium Benzoate, a preservative that can preserve meats so in theory you could turn Mountain Dew into a preservative to keep meat from decaying quickly. You need something like one cup of Sodium Benzoate to four litres of liquid. You can also use it preserve urine and fish oil.

 

[Incel Death Note]

He's so not mad hes quote tweeting himself
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Absolute projection
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This didn't happen, Shame has no friends
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No Shane, that's literally you. We understand you're a pedophile and got raped by a butterknife - sharp side down.
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Oh contraire butterknife boy
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Shane is such a poor coward he won't post here despite having an account

Who wants to tell him?

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

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Who wants to tell him?

Tubby should be glad that we're the only ones that laugh at his retarded antics because he would be screaming to a void and picking fights with other people on Twitter. Or worse, still lusting for teenage girls.

 

[Bob_]

So Shany has had several brain trauma injuries but thinks he has no cognitive issues?????
Oh sweet summer child

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Already back to responding to screen shots I see. Now we just need impotent threats to hax and doxx all of us for a total regression.

 

[AnOminous]

This didn't happen, Shame has no friends

Interesting claim, considering doing that would be a felony on the part of whoever fraudulently accessed such data.

 

[Ethics Gradient]

Is the red circle not a bald spot ?
Also what the fuck is in the blue ? Pimples ?
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I would say either a wart or a Pilar cyst.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

You can also use it preserve urine and fish oil.

I think that is the majority of what she is made of, so should be good being pickled in "The Dew"

 

[Bowling Ally]

I would say either a wart or a Pilar cyst.

100%. He's trying to make it sound like they're scars from a much more interesting brain procedure or something. The only surgery that's been carried out there would have been to remove the wart/cyst, and what's left isn't cool scars but the remains of the wart/cyst that the backstreet surgeon Shame Brokes paid to remove it failed to remove

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

When is Shane gonna troon out? He already has all of the appropriate personality disorders in place to be a top class MTF, a hatred for JK Rowling, and is ugly as fuck, so all he has to do is say "I'm a woman now" to open up a whole community of folks who will pour adoration on him. Do it, Shane!

and with his level of stupidity and autism, that would give him a whole new world of career opportunities - namely, journalism

Mountain Dew has Sodium Benzoate, a preservative that can preserve meats so in theory you could turn Mountain Dew into a preservative to keep meat from decaying quickly. You need something like one cup of Sodium Benzoate to four litres of liquid. You can also use it preserve urine and fish oil.

however, it only works in water-based acidic media, e.g. carbonated drinks
and carbonic acid slowly decomposes over time (the fizzing is carbon dioxide being released), which would make the liquid less acidic over time, rendering the preservative useless and making the meat vulnerable to a whole load of microbial decay processes that are much slower or not even possible in air
not to mention the effect acid itself would have on the meat - it'd basically marinate it, MovieBob style

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Bless his heart, I can’t imagine the absolute state of mind you have to be in to try this hard to suck up to Fatrick Failson of all people. Imagine seeing a man that spams “This is why your life is already over, stalker. enjoy prison, stalker.” all day and thinking, “wow, he’s so cool, I gotta get him to notice me somehow!”

Your tax dollars hard at work, folks.