Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?

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snow said:
i was considering a control group of our average cast for the median - i would guess only the guy that sammie was seeing and that found this thread and tried to drag her would be the only one with an iq over 70. and if i recall correctly, he was even mentally disabled. y’all are right about the sarge thing, i guess prison would be the best place for him
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Matthew Starr. He was convicted of forcible rape as a juvenile. While his record is sealed, he is still on the sex offender registry in AR.

Terrica is FTM. One of the few things AR gets right is they don’t entertain the “I identify,” stuff with jail inmates. Whether you bond or lop off your boobs or grow a beard or wear a packer, if you’ve got a vajazzy, you’re getting booked as a woman and put in with the women.

ETA: troonery
 
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VinegarPussy said:
Matthew Starr. He was convicted of forcible rape as a juvenile. While his record is sealed, he is still on the sex offender registry in AR.

Terrica is FTM. One of the few things AR gets right is they don’t entertain the “I identify,” stuff with jail inmates. Whether you bond or lop off your boobs or grow a beard or wear a packer, if you’ve got a vajazzy, you’re getting booked as a woman and put in with the women.

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It's probably better to keep FTMs out of men's prisons, if you know what I mean.
Vi0l3t said:
Faking for attention probably.
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To be fair, she's fat, filthy, and just had a baby. She could have contracted an infection.
 
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80's Dad said:
As horrible as it is that Kim and Dalton were able to adopt this dog, it makes it even funnier to me that Stephanie Cianfriglia has been denied a cat by multiple shelters. While Stephanie has absolutely no business owning a pet, she is a better pet owner than Kim and Dalton ever could be. The fuck was Jacksonville Animal Services even thinking? Did they even ask questions, like 'are you employed?' or 'do you know what a veterinarian is?'.

On the other hand, I've known a handful of dogs that look like this one and they're the sweetest little things. I'm at least happy that Aidean has a friend.
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I don't know, I'd consider Staph to be about on par with Kim and Dalton as far as being indigent and possibly violent retards incapable of managing any aspect of their own lives who will inevitably neglect to death any animal unfortunate enough to be trusted to their "care." The real difference is that Staph is located in a nice middle-class lily-white suburb (and overall lucked into better circumstances generally), and the people there can afford to be much pickier about the standard of living potentially provided to stray animals than anyone primarily serving the trashiest people in Arkansas. Kim and Dalton's neglect/abuse must be pretty fucking egregious in order to have attracted even this much scrutiny in an area where ghetto pet owners aren't exactly rare. Sucks to be Aiden I guess, even with the extent of social safety net services available to him, he could only ever dream of living half as well as the average feral cat in upstate NY.

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Faking for attention probably.
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Of course Sammie will be angling at a hospital admission of some type, lol. To people like her, being in the hospital is like a miniature vacation from things normally expected of her that she has to be nagged to do, like preparing meals, bathing herself, or anything approaching a chore, where people are obligated to wait on you hand and foot to the extent that you can just straight up shit yourself if you want and it's not your problem. She's too retarded to think about it beyond the immediate short-term, but not too retarded to have clued into this or what to say to get admitted whenever she wants a break from people trying to force her to behave. Even if she lacks the insight or language to fully understand why she's doing it, she knows it's worked so no shit will this be a response to being expected to lift a finger to care for her baby or do anything else besides eat, have nasty tard sex, or derp around on the internet.

I don't doubt that she responded similarly after the births of her other children and it's how she heard of "postpartum depression" in the first place, or that answering in the affirmative while being screened for it gets her more free help from others who are (tbh, probably rightfully) concerned about the child's safety.
 
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She's probably holed up somewhere with shit cell coverage because of the tornados and flooding moving through. Or possibly 5150'd? I doubt we'd get that kind of entertainment but you never know.

I don't think her part of Jacksonville/Little Rock got anything more than flash flooding and hail, but there was a several hour tornado warning earlier tonight so I could see the hospital throwing them into a shelter.
 
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Honestly, the way they fish for attention, she may have gone back for a follow-up or stitch removal. Being a lolcow, it has to be framed as a hospitalization, even if it’s an outpatient visit at the hospital. I wouldn’t be surprised if Skylander’s escape hatch is infected, though.
 
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I know someone in RL like sammie in the way she fishes for attention. Shell say something dramatic as fuck with little details as possible. Why? Idk maybe so they get 50 private messages asking what's wrong? They do that shit with drama that's not about them either. Could be a relatives hospitalization. They also make it more dramatic. Could be someone needs a minor surgery and it's so serious! Kim loves it as well.

We probably wont know anything unless it gets serious and her mom or sister ask for prayers and theyd clarify.
 
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Vi0l3t said:
Right lol, nobody is making these people breed. Honestly the question wasn't that deep, why bring up rape and abuse.
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Back in the dark days of Reagan's fascist regime, there was a welfare mammy testifying before congress. She was asked why she kept having kids when she was too poor to properly raise them. Her answer was along the lines of "It's my job to have them, it's your job to take care of them.". That really, truly is the mentality for everyone in this thread. And 'your' means relatives, welfare officers, police, schools, jails, and random passersby they ask to watch their kids while they go party, prostitute, commit petty crimes, and seek out blatantly unfit sexual partners.

And we see how well it works, with obviously neglected child Aidan and brain-damaged violent felon Sarge.
 
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Taco Santo! said:
Back in the dark days of Reagan's fascist regime, there was a welfare mammy testifying before congress. She was asked why she kept having kids when she was too poor to properly raise them. Her answer was along the lines of "It's my job to have them, it's your job to take care of them.". That really, truly is the mentality for everyone in this thread. And 'your' means relatives, welfare officers, police, schools, jails, and random passersby they ask to watch their kids while they go party, prostitute, commit petty crimes, and seek out blatantly unfit sexual partners.

And we see how well it works, with obviously neglected child Aidan and brain-damaged violent felon Sarge.
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These types dont give any shits about how the kids going to grow up or how they feel growing up in turmoil sadly. It's all for selfish reasons.
 
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Vi0l3t said:
"I'm going to fish for attention online"
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Sammie lies constantly so hopefully shes really not with just Darnell.
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I hate her. Her and Kim never explain shit.
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No mention of her other kids Bently and Lucy. She really is a horrible bitch.
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The fact that this stupid bitch acts like she only has one child makes me irate. I'm sure she pays no attention to her other two who are in the same house as her. Her family really needs to stick a foot up her fat ass.
 
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As we’ve established, I’m a in my feels (or just nuts, whatever) but sometimes I feel a pang when I look at my kid and then the kids in this thread. I’m nowhere near a perfect parent, but dude is loved, clean, fed healthy food, read to, encouraged, etc…like, Sammie, Kim, etc don’t need to be rich, they just need to love their kid(s) and they can’t even be assed to do that. Taking a walk, library, looking at shapes in clouds…it’s all free, and we can’t even put down the vape and the Lee Press On Nails to do that.
 
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