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Edit: I also want to mention that this fluid seems to come from somewhere more internal? Like I can be lying on my back and only a small bit will be leaking but as soon as I stand up a whole bunch runs down my legs... like it was pooling in me or something weird?
Did nobody ever tell this li'l pooner men can't stand up too quickly or all the semen in their bodies will instantly pour out of their dicks like a pregnant woman's water breaking? I'd have thought they'd cover that in sex ed nowadays.

13a. where's the VA and TRICARE telling states "hi we are the federal government and you are nothing to us. you are a shitty little state. the federal government runs TRICARE and the VA so all the laws you're passing banning us from doing healthcare are shitty little state laws..

13a. ... that we actually just get to ignore bc we have federalism and anyway we have more guns."
I like how he cites federalism after describing the opposite of how federalism works.

13a. and we have to seriously consider these things because that's what it means to have trans kids backs and that's what it means to have been a trans kid and that's what it means to be a trans adult who has watched the world shudder at our joy and cocoon itself...

13a. in single-minded hatred of our blazing force of will and emerge glistening a horrific, ancient, famished CREATURE hungry for the flesh of the only people in the world who know its secret. it cannot STAND that we know its secret and it cannot STAND for...

13a. other people to learn it from us and it cannot STAND at fucking ALL because it has wrapped itself around the world so completely that there is no land left for legs it left behind and the only action and location and direction it knows is THROUGH. THROUGH our bones and...

13a. THROUGH our children and THROUGH the bodies and families and communities we have manifested for ourselves, together, and extended to you as a life raft that you condemn as a pirate vessel because you digested yourselves on its behalf and the soft tissues of your eyes..

13a. were the first parts of you to dissolve. we offer you a new world you offer us a FUCKING USELESS suicide hotline. there is no more politics. the politics you think you've been doing are a fucking board game you are playing with yourself. there is power.

13a. and because you cannot see this you are LOSING TO IT. trans people understand power because every single living trans person is every single one of us you've killed and every single living trans person is all of us still alive.

13a. in the only way that matters there are more of us than there are of you. YOU need US to survive because we are the valves in your hearts. without us you are a fucking mcdonalds. without us you are fucking dead but even worse, without us you are FUCKING BORING.

13a. you are afraid and ashamed of our bodies yet without us there would be no one to tell you that your naked fucking asses got fucking SCAMMED when you gave the creature money for invisible clothes and it's FUCKING HILARIOUS.

13a. left to your own devices what do you fucking do? you do goddamned mercantilism or whatever other weird-ass money shit with the beast slouching towards bethlehem. that is fucking GOOFY.

13a. it comes through us first to get to you. but it doesn't come for us. never has and never will. it barely sees us because it's more goddamned colorblind than i am and we are prismatic; it perceives only the precise wavelength of the golden hoarde you have amassed...

13a. a lighthouse to beckon it home. so what we need you to do, and what you need to do for yourselves even though you'd never do it for us, is to stop fucking waiting. stop praying for a vote. you have a fucking state.
I see this one must have taken Gretchen Felker-Marten's creative writing course.
 
Either he no shit really passes, or it's the ultimate in not passing.
You decide. :lit:
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Or is there some other variety of mixed signal I'm not comprehending? :roll:
 
Little crosspost from the NeoGAF/ResetERA thread. Biden posted on Twitter saying he was sad to hear about Nex's suicide and gave a suicide hotline number. A troon who claims to be a major political force and has a rifle decked out in trans flag colors went on a multi-hour rant in response including saying that Biden should threaten to nuke Americans to protect trans children among other things.
I like how this story went from "this xenby pooner succumbed to injuries after being beaten" to "this xenby pooner killed herself" and troons are still farming victim points after their initial angle was disproven.
 
Little crosspost from the NeoGAF/ResetERA thread. Biden posted on Twitter saying he was sad to hear about Nex's suicide and gave a suicide hotline number. A troon who claims to be a major political force and has a rifle decked out in trans flag colors went on a multi-hour rant in response including saying that Biden should threaten to nuke Americans to protect trans children among other things.
I haven't seen a meltdown like that since Dave Chappelle.
 
That last post I did about the TiF saying she produces semen got a strong reaction from another TiF.
Not in the way you think though. She's upset at some of the comments saying that she can't produce semen because she's female.
TiF says that it sounds transphobic to say things like that. And suggests maybe a Terf wrote it.
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TW: mention of sex/genitals, transphobia from trans men

I have seen this recently, where some trans guys will refer to certain parts of their anatomy or reproductive issues with medical terms that include or very clearly allude to female or women. I don’t mean things like misgendering kinks or anything sexual, purely medically. I am also only talking about parts or issues that are similar to cis men’s and already have a male equivalent for them.

For example: i was reading a post about trans men being able to ejaculate and it looking, smelling and tasting more like semen on T and how affirming that is. A lot of people in the comment share the same experience, but some trans men really feel like it’s their duty to remind us that “no, we can’t and never will be able to produce semen. What you are experiencing is what a woman experiences.” Idk it just sounds transphobic to me and the worst thing about it is that it’s coming from our own community. It’s ok if you don’t want to use those terms for yourself, but putting down others like that.. sounds like a TERF wrote it.

What bothers me even more is when it’s used with reproductive issues. Some researches have been done that show trans man can grow prostate tissue on T, because we already have something similar and there was a post about this on reddit where a person was voicing their concern over prostate cancer. The chance of that is very low, because it doesn’t develop like a cis guys would, but i don’t think commenting “no, you can’t get prostate cancer, you can only get (don’t remember exact term but it includes female),” with no TW and following with “heard this from cis women’s experiences” is at all useful. What is the utility of using a female term for a male with a male issue?

We are not cis women and are bodies are not completely different from cis mens. Neither are all cis bodies the same, so using female terms for trans men by trans men shows cis people that it is ok and only further perpetuates cis normativity. It further upholds that binary system that cis people suffer from too, where women get treated as a whole other species. It’s the same logic as with trans men just being a different kind of men, which most of us agree on. But if we have anything similar to cis men anatomically it’s always “no, you have this female womanly thing and it’s nothing like a cis men’s, that is not possible”, just because we were perceived as women in the past. No one defaults to opposite gender terms when cis people have issues with their reproductive organs&functions, we deserve the same respect. So why can cis people differ from the standard and not trans people?
but some trans men really feel like it’s their duty to remind us that “no, we can’t and never will be able to produce semen. What you are experiencing is what a woman experiences.” Idk it just sounds transphobic to me and the worst thing about it is that it’s coming from our own community.
i don’t think commenting “no, you can’t get prostate cancer, you can only get (don’t remember exact term but it includes female),” with no TW and following with “heard this from cis women’s experiences” is at all useful. What is the utility of using a female term for a male with a male issue?
Sometimes I feel sorry for these girls but right now I hope they all suffer. I hate these kind of people.

Also at these retards thinking they can get prostate cancer. I've read the paper and you'd have to be an absolute moron to think it means women can grow prostates.
 
And here's the meltdown
This guy needs to be sectioned, committed, 5150'd. Whatever you want to call it, fitted for a cuddle coat, hit with the liquid cosh, shocked in the brain meats, introduced to the men in white coats, they're coming to take him away, haha heehee ho ho...
Anyway, my favourite demand
as the person who at ANY POINT IN THE LAST 4 YEARS could have assigned a national guardsman to every trans kid in the country with orders to point a rifle at anyone who interferes with that child's access to a full education.
An armed bodyguard for every trans kid, including the nebulously non-binary ones, with shoot to kill orders, to stop bullying.
Absolutely demented.
 
An armed bodyguard for every trans kid, including the nebulously non-binary ones, with shoot to kill orders, to stop bullying.
Absolutely demented.
I know trannies are incapable of imagining a proportionate response, but they really think being shot by the government is an appropriate response to someone calling a man in a dress a man. Nevermind the idea that some weekend warrior guardsmen is definitely going to extrajudicially execute random citizens for thought crime.
 
"What's the point of even being a tranny if I can't constantly talk about it and shove it down people's throats?"
Anyone else remember the trannies during lockdown and everything moving to WFH who flipped out they couldn't "perform gender" at the office anymore?
 
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I know trannies are incapable of imagining a proportionate response, but they really think being shot by the government is an appropriate response to someone calling a man in a dress a man. Nevermind the idea that some weekend warrior guardsmen is definitely going to extrajudicially execute random citizens for thought crime.
This one, like most troons, is also an "anarcho" communist constantly posting about how much they hate cops and the military. (They refreshingly support the concept of the rule of law at least, even if they're pretty insane about how it works.)

That Ari Drennan lunatic posted a thing today how it's a lie from TERFs that trans people are demanding extra rights when all of them want the state to imprison or kill people for telling the truth.
 
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