Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Judge Holden said:
Shoulda been obvious when shit like this started coming out
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Honestly his ability to take the most blatant bait and walk into the most comedically obvious traps set by people looking to clown on him is darn near fuddesque
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This one's another all-time great:
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Judge Holden said:
...also to ever so slightly extend my spergout, the only reason in my mind Watchmen was so coomed over (beyond the aesthetics and accidentally popular one liners from an unintentionally popular character which is around 80% of its continued popularity) was because it was one of the first cawmics to be popularised as using basic ass storytelling concepts like "flawed characters" and "ambiguous morality" in the wake of the comics code being abandoned, which allowed the barely pubescent readers to feel like they were reading something super duper deep and super serious
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It was merely okay and nowhere near as good as the original.
I'mThePatMan! said:
What does that mean? Am I retarded or is his attorney giving up on him?
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Either Pat was tarding up a storm to the point his lawyer couldn't stand him any more, wanted him to commit fraud, or more likely, the very important witness Mr. Green did not show up.
Uncle Buck said:
Naked Lunch. No nudity; no lunch.
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I'm pretty sure there was nudity since almost half the book was nonstop buttfucking.
Post Reply said:
Josiah is making sure the MPD knows exactly what Patrick thinks of cops.
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It is true that there was once a lawsuit because a PD refused applicants who tested too high on an IQ test, but 1.2 GPA Rick is in no danger of that. He'd be failing it on the low side.
rusty shackleford 1 said:
Fuck your family, child.
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It's probably good he abandoned his daughter because he probably would have.
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
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On the fridge.
Also,turns out Rick CHILD’d me even thought he has me blocked. How am I supposed to enjoy prison if I can’t see the sentencing?

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Why even block someone if you’re still going to respond?
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Oh man that goofy ass lineup on the back of his square head is irrefutable, the side by side seals the deal. He definitely doesn’t want his followers seeing that lol
 
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lost_n'_confused said:
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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That's stupidity, an inability to learn, thing which afflicts Patso, but he also has a 'refusal to learn' problem. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and perceiving different results. Patso may have a touch of this too. Diseased, damaged and deficient, the mind of the pig-man.
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There is a novel, "Eyes of the Overworld" by Jack Vance -- a legitimately great Sc-Fi writer. Sometimes I think Patso has a pair of the eyes, only they're cursed. He sees his nice house in a desirable neighborhood, but everybody else sees reality, a hovel on the perimeter of a ghetto in a bleak and decaying midwestern city. Cream City indeed. He sees himself as fit and trim. He's fat, grossly fat, a bloated lump. He sees his slattern as a second better wife. She's a xanax zombie, a VD ridden harridan -- you're a fool if you think genital herpes is the only STD she has had-- and overall just gross, almost as gross as Patso. You just know that the tattoos you don't see on her, and don't ever want to see given where they are located, are even trashier than the ones you do see. What do you bet she has a Queen of Spades tattoo of some sort?

No matter. If you get the chance, read the novel. Read "The Dying Earth" first. If you like them, finish the series.
 
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John_Smith said:
He sees his nice house in a desirable neighborhood, but everybody else sees reality, a hovel on the perimeter of a ghetto in a bleak and decaying midwestern city. Cream City indeed. He sees himself as fit and trim. He's fat, grossly fat, a bloated lump. He sees his slattern as a second better wife. She's a xanax zombie, a VD ridden harridan -- you're a fool if you think genital herpes is the only STD she has had-- and overall just gross, almost as gross as Patso. You just know that the tattoos you don't see on her, and don't ever want to see given where they are located, are even trashier than the ones you do see.
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Judge Holden said:
Oh I am so fucking glad he is back....
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Apparently the reason the "trespassing stalker child bound for prison" had zero reaction to the motion activated light is because he was there before and thus knew 100% where it was and that it would not cause him to be detected, thus causing him to continue casually strolling around like he owned the half-place, and naturally the cameras did not capture any of this previous excursion for some odd reason
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This is the first thing I think of when I hear someone say something along the lines of "I don't believe fatty is SWATting himself anymore, because even as dumb as he is, he couldn't possibly be dumb enough to sue over it if he's the one behind it". This video, in which a rotund man of pat's exact height and build at the time walks from the direction of pat's own hovel and doesn't react to the motion activated light that might alert someone to his presence, wearing shoes that seem identical to what pat owned and wore at the time, only to scribble some of the most harmless trite onto a motorcycle in easy to wash off marker, in handwriting identical to pat's... This footage was provided to us by PAT HIMSELF. Yes, he IS stupid enough to do this, because he's done something remarkably similar before, and when it didn't give him the attention and sympathy desired, he upped the ante.
 
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Markorian said:
This is the first thing I think of when I hear someone say something along the lines of "I don't believe fatty is SWATting himself anymore, because even as dumb as he is, he couldn't possibly be dumb enough to sue over it if he's the one behind it". This video, in which a rotund man of pat's exact height and build at the time walks from the direction of pat's own hovel and doesn't react to the motion activated light that might alert someone to his presence, wearing shoes that seem identical to what pat owned and wore at the time, only to scribble some of the most harmless trite onto a motorcycle in easy to wash off marker, in handwriting identical to pat's... This footage was provided to us by PAT HIMSELF. Yes, he IS stupid enough to do this, because he's done something remarkably similar before, and when it didn't give him the attention and sympathy desired, he upped the ante.
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To add to this the time he claimed there was a bomb threat at his hotel and when one of the pests actually called the hotel they had never heard of this. He is very capable of faking this kind of shit for attention.
 
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TurboNAS said:
I don’t remember Patrick posting samples of his Tiny Tim book
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He did, and it is somewhere in the thread. That imbecile posted a few pages where 2 villains spoke the most retarded take on a cockney accent I've ever seen. They were sitting on top of a barrel/chest were Tiny Tim (" Tiny Tim versus the Moleman of Uganda!)" was hiding.

Best part is evertime the mongoloid shared one of the pages, he did so by taking a cellphone picture from his PC screen. So you can imagine how distorted those pics were.

You see, the print screen key was invented in January 2024, so back then there was no way to do it property, even for genious with 141 IQ.
 
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Hello Children!

After the success that was the release of "Tiny Tim in Space", followed by the sequel that achieved 4.5-stars on Goodreads ("Tiny Tim in Sudan"), it is my pleasure to inform you that Patrick S Tomlinson was convinced by his publisher Owen Forrems to release an entire series!

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All credits to Mr. Forrems & Associates Link

I'm sure some Kiwi A.I artists could help Mr. Forrems concocting other great ideas:
- "Tiny Tim Rescues Putin-Sama"
- "Tiny Tim versus Tommy T, the Evil Soul Sucking Clown"
- "Tiny Tim & Varsity Kyle Solve Climate Change"
- "Tiny Tim and the Magic Goblet of Evergrowing Debt" (Sword&Sorcery themed)
-"Tiny Tim and The Tiny Faucet"
- "Tiny Tim vs The Nazis: The Search for The Magic Paint Balloon"
 
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